/curl/ - Olympic Curling General

Men Session 1 (Seoul time 9:05)

Denmark v Sweden
Canda v Italy
Korea v United States
Switzerland v Great Britain

Mixed Doubles

Gold medal
Canada 10-3 Switzerland

Bronze medal
Russia 8-4 Norway

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Anyone besides Edin (Sweden) that has a shot at denying Canada gold?

Bought those little tiger/bear animals for my nieces cant wait to give them when I get back

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>mens curling
Time for big plays

*blocks your path*

*lets you pass through*

They don't have to mouth-gape for the soy to spill out of that photo

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wonder how many IPAs theyve drank today at least in canada all the curlers are inbred small town rednecks from the prairies

WOEW?! Schuster's been hitting that keto cut?!

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>tfw it looks like Eurosport will have streams for all 4 ongoing matches

that golden leaf flag WEW

What if this is the redemption arc?
What if Shuster plays the game of his life and gets a medal?

fuck you leaf and your curling skills...bunch of winterniggers

i want to do nasty things to her mouth

wheres my cutie OARfu?

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nothing matters except russian cutie. post hot edits and maybe a deepfake of her

who's that?

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She looks super cute in some pictures like that one.

But just weird in pictures like that.

Isabel Boltenstern, sport journalist
uwutm8

that's cute

missed the Canada curling gold since it is at 3am...

where is this?

spain i think. they went there on their honeymoon

Me: going to bed at 17:00 to wake up for a full day of curling

i wish i could do that but i fucked up my schedule yesterday. will try

God I love her

Crimea.

They're fucking, right?

If they haven't yet then they will now

right now

>She has a bf
>He has a wife
No they aren't

>being this naive

>Monogamy

So what you are saying is that they are swingers?

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no wonder they took it back

>back

Curling has
>Best games
>Best girls
>Best threads
Can any other olympic event even compete?

Come on man just tilt your head forward a tad.

Olympic archery is up there.
Extremely comfy feels and Rio threads were wholesome

Who is cuter, kaitlyn or that Russian bitch?

>Schuster and Hamilton on the same team
Are we really the Cleveland Browns of Curling?

Kaitlyn. Anastasia is beautiful but not very cute

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>Russian bitch
her name is anastasia which is a really nice name

You fool.

just watched the mixed doubles gold, good match for a meme format

>Schuster AND Hamilton

Jesus fucking christ, just concede now please.

Might have actually done it, woke up about 30 minutes ago

hows the korean womens curling team? any qts?

>Korean
>minus plastic surgery
>cute

Pick one

pyeongchang2018.com/en/game-time/results/OWG2018/en/curling/athlete-profile-ncurwteam4-kor01-republic-of-korea.htm
they don't seem too bad

Lawes really stepped it up with some great throws and Morris was just dominating as usual

Yeah archery is great too.

I really don't think they were throughout the tournament at least. Morris was acting like a professionnal normie leader the whole time, keeping the bantz and touching to a minimum. They're both taken. But they might be fucking with gold medals around their neck as we are speaking though.

I remember being young and blind, man. This takes me back.

I kind of fell in love with curling in this olympics with the mixed doubles. I really want to find people to play with now.

ywn fuck her while she yells 'HAAAARRRRRRDD"

Canadian curling community is super chill and welcoming. Find a club near you and go for it.

I curled in high school and every Olympics I get the urge to get back into it.
It's a shame I'm lazy.

What game are we watching on an hour or so?

Do you have a livestream for the game in 1 hour?
We're gonna shit on Swedes

Denmark-Sweden

Eternal rivalry, in every sport, between us.

All friendly banter though

Sounds comfy :3

Do you know where to find a stream?

Sorry, I have Eurosport Player legally because of football and they also have the rights for the Olympics. So I watch it on my laptop or chromecast it to the tv

Is Curling the only sport that doping wouldn't affect play?

It would, depends on the drug used

dude sweeping lmao

well there is such a thing as over-sweeping

>launching takeouts with massive fucking weight.
I suppose doping wouldn't matter too much, though.

>take e
>sweep like fucking madman

>take e
>win gold medal
>implode in happiness

50 minutes until we start right?

Right. Get hype

Wtf is that thing on the left

30 minutes

It's the Danish Andy Carroll of Curling

chinless:the nation

I'm thinking about buying Eurosport player for a month, is every discipline available on there?

No idea who that is

So NBC is showing the gold match of mixed doubles

Is there more curling or is that it....

Will we get to see the Olympic Atheletes from the Country Formerly Recognized as the Russian Federation compere again?

I think so, at least in the Netherlands it does

Real start starts in 20 minutes. I think you'll have to stream it though, I don't think it's gonna be live on NBC

The gold match was played like 12 hours ago

NBC is shit man

Probably do in Denmark too. It's only 99kr, which is like 13 euros, for a month.

magnificent

you can watch man curling live at 7:05 east, 4:05 pacific at their website. NBC don't show most of the games live in cable tv so don't waste your time looking for them.

>Have intense post game orgasms with your partner/bros/sisters/teammates

It's only €6.99 a month here

what match to watch lads? looking for the most meme one

Are you ready Danmark?

Which one are we watching lads?

Watch the US you unpatriotic fuck

Assume GB - Swiss

Denmark-Sweden
Best rivalry