/f1/ - No subject thread refugee camp edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Red Bull RB14 - 19 February (online)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Haas VF18- TBC


>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Schumacher Status:
Iceberg Lettuce

>Baha Status:
Tonsils deep in guts

>News:
Mana ded
Waglad on suicide watch

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gimi wins

2nd for Fewwawi

Much better

MotoGP

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Did autism go too far?

>No title
I hope this guy's really really embarrased

This. Last OP was a disgrace.

F1 here when?

1959.

Good morning everyone.
It's almost 3pm but a comfy time to wake up

Craic lad?

The Niki Lauda driva ma car!

May as well just bring back Indy.

I hear that STR's swear jar has already raised more than the teams budget thanks to Honda.

youtube.com/watch?v=YMhgNFs1AE0

kino night racing with seton, brocky, murph, gardner and co.

Not much at the moment but can't seem to break out of a lazy routine. Keep telling myself to wake up early and go do something but I end falling asleep at about 5 in the morning and getting up at 3pm each day.
You?

>Follow WAGlad on twitter
>The madman is actually going to Singapore to meet Mana

RIP Mana

Grand enough myself.

You have to force yourself to get up early at the same time every day and your body will adapt eventually.

Hmm...

Thing is I had a good routine of getting up at 9 everyday day and getting shit done. Then I fell I'll for a bit missed work and fell into this shitty routine

WHERE IS HIS KNIGHTHOOD

Can they beat Toyota???

>more fuel allowed
>more topspeed
don't see why not

No chance getting a knighthood after being cucked by a Jap girl

He lives in LA. He ain't getting one.

>you will never have his nose

>Ginetta beating anybody
Fuck no. Their previous prototype (LMP3 car) was so shit that every team switched to Ligier as soon as they could. The car was slow, poorly built and the support from factory was non-existent.

>Americans get Sky coverage on ESPN

>espnmediazone.com/us/press-releases/2018/02/espn-sky-sports-join-forces-formula-1-2018-world-championship/

is this good or bad? i was a bit worried they'd give us goodyear and cheever

Dubs and I make a cum tribute to sophia

>inb4 Liberty force the graphics to be in mph to appeal to Americans and the stupider brits

...

Winter Stream: Australia 1996

>JV On Pole For Debut
>Williams Don't Use Team Orders
>Irvine Shockingly Out Qualifies Schumi

Not getting cheever, goodyear and bestwick is like winning the lottery for us

i prefer mph, im not a cuck that uses what europe decides is best for me #nothanks

t. stupider brit

oh wait I guess the whole "europe decides" thing means your joking about stupider brits

ignore my post

why is kmh better than mph?
maybe its just me but when they go on about kmh, i convert it to mph then decide if its fast.

This is the best possible outcome, desu. They've managed to replace a senile David Hobbs with a somewhat competent commentary team.

Higher numbers mean drivers are going faster, obviously.

How many barley corns long is a mile?
I can tell you how many meters, centimeters, or millimeters a kilometer is.

>engine power in kilowatts
>speed in km/h
>torque in n/m
>engine power in PS

Why imperial hates yards so much? Also what's with the diameters with the fraction? 3/64 of inch wtf

Yards get a ton of love compared to 80% of their units

just because you're not smart enough to measure things in fractions of Ramsden Chains it doesnt mean your system is better

>he doesn't know that his system is actually our metric system too
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre_Convention

This I do like metric more for liquids and measuring size but km is too small for a car and fuck paying per liter for fuel.

Reminder for yurofriends that a rod is equal to 5.5 yards, 16.5 feet, 1320 of a statute mile or 1/4 of a surveyor's chain and 5.0292 meters.

Hope this helps.

Metric is superior in everyway except paying per liters and mph is fucking great.

t. Measure his fuel consumption in tablespoon per nautical mile

Those last two are just what your use to rather than the units 2bh

...

Stop trying to justify paying per liter I understand MPH is just what I am used to though.

Wait a second, I'm starting to think that you might believe that if something costs 1$/gallon it would cost 1$/liter

Try measuring your punctuation per sentence.

It doesn't change how much you pay for a full tank. There is literally nothing wrong with per litre other than it's not what your use to.

we've been cucking into the metric system but when talking about cars we still go miles to the gallon.

fuck 'em

try measuring dick to sister

One pica per ton

>2 days for the first car reveal
I'm terrified

MPH is the superior measurement

>2 days until shitty CGI render of a halo that will undoubtedly stick out like a sore thumb

Well it's gonna be 1/2 sky coverage & 1/2 commercials

Be prepared to cut away from the race mid-pass and mid-sentence so you can hear all the side effects of boner pills

Lads off the top of your heads what are the dimensions of the Xbox One X?

About a dragon dildo squared, why?

I probably spend an hour a day referring to the drill size chart at my desk.

200 x 200 x 50. I have never held one so I don't know

Hey thanks, I really appreciate the help there friend

Are there any cars that are likely to change their livery? Obviously we've seen the rough idea of what Alpha will do.

Haas? Another shade of grey doesn't count.
Mclel? Probably not
Toro Honda? Maybe but they shouldn't

>Force poo

wouldnt mind a proper papaya orance with flakes desu

Thanks for reminding me. Did anything ever come of that one Chinese company that was registered last year & apparently linked to taking over one of the teams?

Haas should get Go Daddy for their main sponsor and go for that green livery

McLel will probably go with more orange, not like Indy one but something close.
Honda doesn't really have much to ask in livery department.
Renault might rearrange their yellow/black again
Ferrari might have way less white than the past years
Red Bull won't go English green
Willy will stay exactly identical
FI still pink obv

I wasn't too far off for having never seen or held one. Looks like it's 295 × 230 × 60

They already added it to the overlay sometime last year

do you also prefer paying with sixpence and farthings?

Nope Britain is intelligent enough to pick and choose the best units.

>measuring your dick in cm

Does /ourguy/ have a job is he an unemployed neet now?

>Buxton
>our guy

He hates Britain, and like any sane Brit who actually wants a somewhat quality life has got as far away from CCTV Island as possible

>"Pays" Monaco "taxes"
>Mostly lives in the US, Monaco and Bahrain
>Loves Japanese culture
>Only fucks Asian/hafu pussy

hes a massive chav

>trolls people in the paddock
>bangs people in the paddock
>isn't ted

/myguy/

He's been fellating Liberty's cock all off season so he's probably either already employed by them for their streaming service or is begging them for a job.

fiaformula2.com/News-Room/News/2018/02_February/Maximilian-Gunther-joins-F2-with-Arden/

Gunther boy, third in 2017 Europe Formula 3 to Arden.

>and the green flag waves and we are racing here in the USA of A
>Louie Hamilton leads into the first turn in his silver and tur-qwoz #44 Mersaydeez-AMG Petronas Machine ahead of Sebastian vet-Tel's red #5
>Here we see the awnboard camera sponsored by Atlanta Braves® on Lance Stroll's #18 machine as he stayed ahead of Marcus Ericsson in 20th place, what a fantastic DE-fense
>Don't go anywhere American viewers, we'll be right back after this quick commercial break

F1
>Hamilton
>halo
>no grid girls

Darts
>no Hamilton
>no halo
>grid girls

what are you waiting for?

They got rid of walk on girls in darts before F1 got rid of grid girls

only for the UK televised ones ;)

>bangs people in the paddock
If he did this, his name would be Will Fuckston

hopefully they just increase the amount of commercials for the brits too :^)

>Darts

Anyone here watching the UCL tonight?

How many wheels do they have?

>0 wheels

fucking lol

what is a UCL?

Ugly Cunt Lickers

How often do you say the race sponsor name when taking about Grand Prix.

I guess some weird veichle with 0 wheels according to

I guess that's me then.