What is the worst thing someone caught you doing?

What is the worst thing someone caught you doing?

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sucking my dick

using a hidden camera to catch my sister pissing / masturbating on the toilet.

i was a stupid young teen and said it didn't record video, only audio and i was trying to get fart noises for a prank.

When I was 8 my mom caught me looking at midget porn.

My exs sister caught me fucking her sister

My grandfather caught me holding my grandmother down while I was finishing inside her. Needless to say, we were both naked. Grandma tried selling the reluctant sex as rape even though she tried being quiet enough to not attract his attention.

You couldn't think of a better larp?

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Did they buy it?

the video? i didnt sell it

wife caught me crossdressing in her clothes about 10 years ago. she freaked so now I'm more careful and still have to hide my fetish.

Larp
Bad wording
Believable

Yeah...Elon...you was all the time.

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Rimming one of my gay friends. He was out of the closet, I wasn't.

Was hoping someone would mistake this for me saying something else entirely but unfortunately there's anons with triple digit IQs out tonight

Banging a nigress on the job

>
you dense piece of shit.
user was asking if they believed your story.

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Supping on your moms dirtyass pussy juice

sodomizing my fathers 15 year old dog.
lets just say i lost a few teeth afterward......
lol

Lol u mad

making out with my brother (I'm male)

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In college my friend/house mate caught me and my secret 13yo fuck buddy showering together. He was supposed to be at work but came home for some reason. He was bound to find out about us eventually

QUAD CHECK'D

13yo fuck buddies are now allowed.

Nonce quints

Never have I been so conflicted about quads

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pooping in a plastic bag placed on th e toilet floor

Burying a body.
Kinda sucked because I had to dig 2 more holes.

Y tho.

quints is truth

I miss Ashley

Parents caught me printing out fucked up trans femdom porn to share with my friends in high school.

My wife caught me watching sissy porn and found my sex toys. Turned into this whole big thing. I convinced her it was a fetish and that I was not gay. She accepted it now she pegs me. We still have normal sex 4 or 5 times a week. Probably improved our relationship.

>Be me living at home during college
>All alone in the middle of the day
>Playing modified Warhammer 40k
>Don't know what that is? It's a tabletop miniature game filled with grognards
>grognard is exactly what it sounds like
>Wanted to make some changes on the rules because vehicles were all kinds of fucked in 4th ed
>anyways, have a bunch of makeshift terrain/units on the floor
>too poor to actually buy GW shit because it's overpriced.
>All the sudden my dad comes home for lunch
>I'm butt naked on the floor playing with dice
To this day, we have never spoken about it. THis happened 8 years ago.

My hs girlfriend had access to my email inbox because I used her ipod touch or something and texted me angrily that I was getting emails from a Celebrity Fake website. I said they were spam from something I signed up for in middle school, which was true.
I'm just not sure if she found the folder of all of my creepshots that I sent from my phone to my inbox. There were pictures of her in there from before we started dating, so I always wondered if she saw it and didn't know how to confront me

Ich hab über Fakeprofile intime Bilder und Details von Bekannten erschlichen. Mit dem Material hab ich dann weitere Fakeprofile aufgezogen. Meine damalige Freundin hat fast alles an Material gefunden und es war natürlich auch was von ihrer besten Freundin dabei. Danach hat es sich herumgesprochen und ich war der Perverse vom Dienst

story?

Watching my mom get fucked while masturbating.

No one speaks gerry, faggot. You understood the English question, fucking use English for the answer.
Fucking krauts.

She definitely saw it, they literally are convinced they're not snooping while they just went through every text and email

Got caught fucking my married gf by her husband.
Woops

got caught with a pc full of shota and loli that i forgot about. used it to troll hallTurner back in the day and a family member found the site rip a couple years later. whoops... was the worst semi legal porn i could find... whoops

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To be fair I scoured every page of her diary

Me and her were fuck buddies, she would come over to my apartment a couple times per week to fuck. We wanted to keep it a secret for obvious reasons. Friend had pretty regular work schedule so we did it when he wasn't there. We would sometimes shower together after sex. Anyway he came home while we were showering, didnt know he was there so he saw us come out of the bathroom. Was pretty awkward, I introduced them like normal then me and her went into my room and got dressed. She left and I acted like nothing happened

Did she 'look' 13 tho

Got caught jacking off to two japs girls getting fucked by like 3 dogs at 2am. My mother came into my room, I tucked my dick away but forgot to minimize. Must’ve been about 20-21 at the time

KEK

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Picking my nose and eating & chewing a booger. I was completely unaware that three of my coworkers were driving next to me. They were laughing their asses off after I did it. I was so embarrassed and humiliated.

Yes, maybe even a little younger

I got caught fapping to my parent's homemade porn... more than once. They still kept that shit in the house and called ME a pervert. The things they did in those porns, no right to call me a pervert.

damn, that must've been hell on the lower back, especially if it was clay.

Man show us those creeps that's my fucking fetish man

What's wrong with that? you weren't doing anything weird just nude.

Source?

oooooh we got a bad ass over here.

Was caught eating out my fat Mexican girlfriend by her brother. Also her bed was facing the door so he walked in and seen my back arched and my butthole agape while eating his little sister out.

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And the roommate didnt say anything ?

why was your butthole gaping?

Dude.. No.

i hope no one cheated off you in math class

My exgf caught me while her sis was giving me a bj

damn seriously nothing like you fags.

worst thing caught doing was getting ready to jerk off and my friend surprised stopped by and was just about to get down.

nothing like you weirdos

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Goddamn boy. I think you gots nuclear autisms

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Nothing they did on any homemade porn could be more perverted than, as their kid, fap to watching them on those porns. You were fapping to your parents' sex acts. Parents fuck, that's how kids are made. You were fapping to your parents. Need I draw your perverted ass a map?

did he help?

no he might beat off to that too.

Who cares? At least you got to eat some nice fat delicious Latina pussy & ass, lucky.

Got caught fucking in public places multiple times

I got caught fucking my boss in the ass by my coworker.

No one speaks nazi

Pic related.
Don't ask.
Seriously.

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Fag.

Having premarital sex.
Honestly not a big deal, because my mom is not some religious dumbfuck, but I was 17 at this point and my mom catching me in the act, was definetly on my not to do list.
Since then I've been quite carefull, so thats the worst thing I did, and got caught while doing it.

she was on her period.

My sister walked in on me balls deep in my GF. Just had to laugh it off.

lol nah he was like oh my bad. walked out right away.

we've been bros for almost 20 years honestly it wasn't anything weird at all.

Being fucked by a dog.

What the fuck? Are there any normal people on Sup Forums?
Faith in Sup Forumstards restored.

Fuckin coomers man

Curious.
I got caught by my then boss, now "husband", being fucked by my coworker in the ass.

*He doesn’t have a period, because he has a dick.
Fag.

I was stupid and positioned myself wrong. It was only my second time eating pussy.

I love it. Keep going. I'm jacking off to you guys right now.

You have to tell. PLEASE

Allegedly BOTH my younger brothers at some point jerked it to porn of my parents.

At no point did I think for a second that them making porn was anywhere near as degenerate as those two jerking it off. Surely that has to do damage to the psyche. I've beat off to some heinous stuff but nothing like that.

Were you caught by your brother in 1998? If so, hi sis!

Not really, he acted like she was just any other girl I brought home and fucked, though he knew who she really was. I'm sure he was pretty jealous

Buttsex is a viable alternative to redwings when you just gotta smash

What happened?? What did you get caught doing?

Nope. neighbor caught me. You caught your sister? What did you do?

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I would have blackmailed you.

Hast du die sachen noch?

Jealous of a grown pedo fucking a child? I doubt it....

Yes

once when i was a teenager my mom walked in on me masturbating

well how old were you tho

Fucken zei off, kraut.

Gebratenes huhn wassermelon ünga bünga

I would have beat the fuck out of him.