THE KEKHOOD RISES

YOU FOOLS HAVE ANGERED THE GREAT LORD KEK!

HE HAS GIVEN YOU MANY HAPPENINGS, AND WHAT HAVE YOU GIVEN IN RETURN?

>NOTHING

REPENT NOW SINNERS, AND PRESENT YOUR OFFERINGS IF YOU DO NOT WISH THE VENGEANCE OF KEK TO RAIN DOWN ON YOU

>thinking you speak for Kek
>without at least dubs

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fuck off weird faggot

Take these dubs Chaotic one!1!

You are not kek's chosen, how DARE you speak for him! Witness me!

>No dubs.

Begone false prophet!

i gave him these digits as an offering

Check 'em

THE TRUE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

PRAISE KEK

WITNESSED

MY KEK'S EVERY BURNING LIGHT GUIDE YOU ON THE PATH TO VICTORY!

KEK has no priests. He speaks only through those blessed with digits.

BEHOLD.

HAIL LORD KEK!

I humbly give my repeating digits to the great lord KeK!

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>9/11

If repeating numbers OP dies tonight

Lord KeK is still unhappy with us! Please take my digits god of frogs!

Grand happening

FUCKFUCKFUCK

OP gon die tonight

Rest in Pipi OP

if repeating numbers kek gives and takes and will spare OP's life...this time.

Praise kek!

rerolling for Kek to spare OP.

KEK WILLS IT
THE FALSE PROPHET WILL DIE TONIGHT

You can't force it m8, it has to come naturally.
OP will be forgotten

PRAISE KEK!
PRAISE HIM!

WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF THY GLORIOUS HAPPENENINGS!

ALL HAIL!

LORD KEK IS INFLUENCING OUR POSTS

This pleases the Kek

rerolling for Kek to spare OP. ...again

Kek

We have given many dubs

WITNESSED

If repeating nimbers Ayny will die next week for questioning keks decision

HE IS WITH US!

KEK SPEAKS!

ALL HAIL!

PRAISE KEK HIS BLESSINGS ARE REAL

MEME MAGIC IS REAL.

All praise to KEK

PRAISE KEK

Praise Kek! May he shower us with many repeating digits!

Don't bother, kek doesn't spare.

WITNESSED

KEK KEEPS BLESSING HIS TRUE DISCIPLES.

WITNESSED PRAISE KEK

>believes kek demands attention

Fucking morons.

PRAISE KEK

>post time

It's real...it's all real....praise Kek

HIS TRUTH SHALL RING ACROSS THE LAND

praise KEK

Checked. Praise KeK.

Trump will win

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praise kek indeed

PRAISE KEK! He is Eternal!

Kek wills it

Checked, Kek Vult

fugggg.... endless praise.
The fire rises.
If d|_|bs Obama will be injured today.

another blessed thread

Muh-h..mmuh kek

Kek strike this asshole dead

In ten years time, you'll want to ask yourself, "Where were you when Lord KeK arrived in physical form?" And the only right answer shall be, "I was hard at work, spreading the meme magic that allowed his ascension. Where else would I be?" May He bless all true believers, and may we join KeK in eternity

Kek needs repeating digits

if do0bs all previous blessings from kek are hereby annulled.

Do it please Lord kek

RNC gonna be a warzone

Mehmet you failed.
If duubs Mehmet will feel KeK's wrath today.

Only the purest of hearts and the strongest of faith are blessed by the Almighty KeK. May his blessings and repeating digits rain down upon us forever more. Praise KeK!

shit reroll

The US will nuke Turkey. Praise Kek

It won't happen. Friendly reminder that imaginary friends are for children.

Lucky megmed. KeK just spared you.

Oh Lord Kek I am but a humble user in your glory. Will you bless me with repetitive digits?

> speaking for KeK
> not having repeating digits
FAKE PROPHET

Stop this at once! You fools, KEK will destroy us all!!!

He has given you a sign. Will you repent?

LORD KEK! are those in attendance of the RNC in danger? Will there be an attack and attempted assassination attempt on Donald Trump? HEAR MY CRY OH GOD OF CHAOS AND LIGHT!

Crucify the false prophet!

Kek gave you 77 to prove that he exists. He just invalidated your post. Repent, and you may yet be given forgiveness by our great lord

Fucking morons.

I'm deeply sorry my Lord Kek. I wish to repent my sins and give you the rarest pepe known to man.

Praise KEK

Praise Lord Kek!

What do you call the followers of Kek?

Kek is real and he is in this thread right now

Praise KEK

LORD KEK STRIKE THIS NORMIE DOWN

You have chosen to ignore his blessing and you will suffer the consequences.

I emplore thee oh holiest of memes, oh bringer of happenings and magic moments. Show this infidel your power!

Kekists. Our priests are called Pepes

Praise keek!

Praise KEK

You guys are so cute with your imaginary friends. Seek help.

Pepe be upon you, brother.

Kektholics

That is no normie, but an extrodinormie from Reddit.

Sacrifice him to keek!

Praise Kek, the great one. Please bless me Kek,

>Not even getting dubs
>Thinking you are a messenger of kek

Kek = Baal = Baphomet = Satan..

>stop this

PRAISE KEK HEATHEN SCUM