Has anyone ACTUALLY been to Dorsia?

Has anyone ACTUALLY been to Dorsia?

What does it take to get a reservation?

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Offering the head waiter some high quality cocaine also

Check it out, i have a reservation at Dorsia!

Check my reservation.

a lot of money and time

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good shit niga

We are truly blessed

Hey guys check out this reservation at Dorsia I have.

I need some reservations to dorsia for me and my falcon

Only if you are a fucking stupid bastard

no can do

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OwO What's thus?

>one of the best movies of all time is directed by a woman

At the time of the book/movie Dorsia was a fictional restaurant

thats how

Are those shoulder pads he has on his fucking shirt?

Gonna report to you later this week,I got reservations for Friday night.

There are Dorsia scenes in the book.

Getting a reservation in such a place is mainly based around knowing people. If you've been there once you can get in again. I've eaten at the Chiltern Firehouse in 2014 even though I'm not a celebrity and officially it was fully booked simply because someone I know got in and they didn't care if he got more people to go there as long as he knew them well and could vouch for them.

>tfw I actually used to work in a club called Dorsia

>One of the best stories of all time is written by a man, one of the shittiest movie adaptations is directed by a woman

Busy night at Dorsia tonight

Then why are you in this thread, faggot?

gimme reservation

>mfw kek is real

written by a gay man

>tfw no dubs

I just want to join in

Go to bed Bret.

Dubs aside, is American Psycho any good?

>BEE
>"man"

That's quite a stretch

Nobody goes there anymore

Its okay, the book is better

In my top 10. very enjoyable film for the dialogue and Christian bale's performance.

Yah
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I remember in the commentary the director specifically said they didn't shoot a scene at Dorsia because it was so magnificent and mythical they couldn't possibly correctly portray it on screen.

It's THAT good.

tfw my reservation was cancelled :(

yeah i know the owner, the sea urchin ceviche is FABULOUS.

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little spoiler from the book pat goes with his brother and he spends the whole time pissed off because his brother could get a reservation

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well let me surprise you.

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If dubs yes

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Are dubs kino?

Let's see paul allens dubs...

Very nice

Reservation for 99

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