How did you meet your wife/gf user?

How did you meet your wife/gf user?

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she sat on me. felt my dick and asked for my number.
what a fucking disgrace

blind date

What the hell is this?
Got more?

(Pic not her, just similar body with bigger breasts)
I met my first Gf in (UK) high school. She sat next to me because she wanted to annoy one of my friends (that she knew prior).
She fell for me and after being friends, having a weird friends with (somewhat) benefits stage, we eventually started dating.

Lasted 5 years... It was good while it lasted, until near the end.
Fuckin' amazing in bed though.

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(I.e. She had smaller breasts than the girl in the picture)

welp that escalated very quick

true

Did she also shit in mouths of others

>implying I talk to women

Deets, who, did u nail her on first date, and most important, pics

A girl I worked with set us up, no, it was the third before I nailed her, and ok, none from the first time though

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it was a threesome, met a girl on AshleyMadison back in the day.... She had a friend who wanted to have a threesome. We all got together... Friend and me hit it off now married

I met her at an "intimacy" workshop/retreat for couples. I was there with my then-girlfriend of 5 years. She (my now-wife) was part of the faculty. My first introduction to her was watching her deepthroat a cock of exceptional length and girth. Over the course of a weekend, saw her in four or five seminars doing all kinds of stuff. Talked to her on a break, with her just wearing a robe and found out we lived near one another and had some common interests. I ran into her 8 months later at a Von's grocery store and being newly single, asked her out.

The amount of larp in this fucking thread, jesus christ.
We met on okcupid, talked for 2 nights, fell out of contact. Ran into each other in person a year later, asked for her number and that's it

Met her at a show I was playing(30 year old boomer guitarfag)

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What style guitar do you play? Hopefully finger style.

Which ones do you think are larps?

A little bit of everything, but mostly blues and rock. I'm getting better at Travis picking.

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Outside a shop that was closed for 5 mins, waiting for it to open. She bought booze before me, I bought booze then chased after her, asked her if she was drinking on her own, she said yes, asked if I could join her. We've been drinking together and fucking each other for over 2 years.

>A little bit of everything
That's what they all say. Like Mississippi John Hurt? He's got some great music. Learn latin jazz guitar, you pleb. Joao Pernambuco and Joao Gilberto write music for guitar that actually requires skill.

im not the guy youre responding to but thats what i do. i been playin for 26 years. i like taking videogame music and rearranging it for jazz guitar.

Nice pic

More details on these two please.

Harper's Bizarre Series... What a blast from the past! These images are like some 25 years old. I remember downloading these from some BBS back in the days.

What a treat!

Do you still have them?

I don't, unfortunately. They've gotten lost in the quarter century of hard disk turmoil.

at a party at some squatted place
we walked home together
she gave me her number
we texted a lot, went for a beer
she told me she had a boyfriend since 5y
my face went dark and she was like "i would understand if you go now"
no i insisted
one month later shes on my bed with her pretty butt in nice lingerie
she rides on top, slips my dick out of her twat and points it on her asshole. second time we fucked
she loves anal and that just matches my fetish too
im fairly big but i just could tell she has a really trained elastic butthole
long story short 9months of really dirty sex, 4 of these while she was still with her ex.
and then she left me

im not really sure what her logic was but that was one fantastic piece of ass that could accomodate a loooot of things

Shame

Oh THANK YOU! I've been looking for these pictures for a few years now.

Last time I saw them was back in the 90s!

Was in UK college. She was a loner sitting around drawing anime. I sat next to her and just put my legs up on top of hers. She questioned it for obvious reasons and then we chatted. Been 3 years and we are living together.

I was single fresh out of a relationship.
I was running all the freebie dating apps and scoring on the regular.
>There's a bunch of desperate women out there.
She was one of my Saturday dates. I left Saturdays open for the new meat. I had a regular FB on Tuesdays. And a semi-serious Friday.
I don't understand how people cannot meet other people now. It is so much easier to get yourself out there then it was 10/20 years ago.

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more!

Never.

Online chat room back when msn chat was a thing.

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Post all you have of her

Nice, what game soundtracks have you done that too? I am a pianist myself, and also enjoy playing Mario/Zelda music, often in a ragtime style.

I was out on a date with a bitch and I met my wife who was with another company.
Got married and have two children now.
I 'm still telling her that the bitch a was with was a distant relative.

We worked together. Both were having a really shit time with toxic partners, we then split off from our partners and started looking after each other through the shit and then got together.

Not like this. But in school. Already 8 years together. We have the same thoughts so we work perfectly together.

My best friend was dating a girl and they introduced me to her younger step-sister.
The three of us were going out to a movie and stopped by his wife's parents house on the way.
The sister ended up joining us in going to the movie. After the movie I asked her if she wanted to go on a date.

On the ride home after dropping her off my friend and his wife told me (you know she is 14 right?)

I did not. I was 20.

We still ended up going on that date though. Her parents were pretty trashy and did not give a fuck.

In fact, she told me that her parents told her to date me because I looked like I had money.

Anyway, ended up marrying her a few years later and we are still married!

oof
>My friend and his wife
I meant friend and gf. They weren't married yet. Basically my best friend and I ended up (eventually) marrying 2 sisters.

BTW that’s a VERY famous french singer called Catherine Ringer. Serge Gainsbourg called her a whore live on tv.

Met my wife in law school. She was somewhat of a FWB throughout those three years, and probably blew me 8 or 9 times.
Saw her again several years later when we were on opposing sides of a case. Once it was done, hooked up after a happy hour and then kept seeing one another.

It’s her and Iggy Pop for instance.
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Hot, but propably he was right, she did scat photo session after all.

Pretty much like I said above. I had a girlfriend, we had been together for 5 years, and had sort of hit a rut. Rather than breaking up, we decided to spend some cash and go to this intimacy seminar weekend retreat. There were all sorts of classes. Some were tame, like how to improve your communication, how to work through trust issues, etc. Then there were those that were more sexual in nature, anything from intimate massage techniques, to explicit workshops on expanding your repertoire in the bedroom. They had instructors demonstrating different things, and that's where I first saw the chick who eventually became my wife.

More of her

Met her at a professional event, went out on a first date a week later and banged the shit out of her, the rest is history

Honestly, she was my friends gf. Does that make me alpha an beta at same time or what?

Fuck YES

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How'd she get started doing that?

Love these

More like asshole who steal his friends gf.

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Wow.
Got any more?

In college, we just started casually talking, and year later she became my gf

Yeah, I haven't seen these in ages!

She was always sort of a free spirit, and when she started college, declared as a psych major. One of the classes she took was a human sexuality course, as well as a relationships course. These two courses totally clicked with her, and while she did ok in the others, here she totally excelled. She had the same prof for both, and that woman took notice of her, since she would come to office hours, etc., even though she was aceing the courses. She spent a fair amount of time with the professor, and expressed an interest in studying this further and becoming a relationship counselor. The professor had a good friend that did that, and said that the two of them should talk.
She meets with the counselor, who is part-traditional relationship counselor/part-sexuality counselor. Basically, helping people work through intimacy issues. My now wife gets very excited at the idea of doing that, and the woman offers her a job, primarily doing office work, but also giving her some real life experience seeing it done as a quasi-internship.
Worked for them for a while, would go to conferences, etc. Eventually connected with another group that offered her a full time job. They'd do these quarterly workshops at little boutique resorts, even did "couples cruises" where they would buy out a small cruise ship for a week and hold seminars for the attendees. Outside of those event type scenarios, they did couples intimacy counseling, as well as help individuals recover from sexual dysfunction (trauma, premature ejaculation, erectile issues, inability to orgasm, etc.).

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moar

This is her after porn:

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This is her during porn:

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>This is her after porn:
KEK

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You guys are sick fucks, this is fucking disgusting. She ain't even good looking.

kek, gainsbourg was right, she's a fucking crazy whore.

Met my current gf when I was swinging with my wife

you broke up with wife? cheating? or rolypoly?

Poly first, then divorce, still with the gf though

In college. She lived in the same dorm. We all referred to her as the big boob chick before we knew her. She was 19, thin, with enormous tits. One drunken night we hooked up & I fucked her. Fucked her again in the morning.

We’ve been together for 21 years now.

ight so question, does poly actually work? I don't see how it's possible to love 2 people at the same time, let alone give them attention. also constant comparison between the 2 would lead to subconscious resentment right?

i notice that women with big boobs get fatter rather than small boobed girls, was that the case? are you with her for the sex or does she have a good personality?

>ight so question, does poly actually work?

Why wouldn’t it? Polygyny was the norm historically.

well i mean, you got divorced, that should say something, when was poly the norm btw? and i swear if you say Greece or Rome i'll tell you to look at their destroyed cities from their hedonism taking over their need for expansion

Yeah she put on weight. We have 3 kids. 7, 4, & 2. I don’t think her body will recover.

She got pretty bitchy after she got the ring. Now she’s a fucking nag.

What was your first thought when you saw her? What else did she do over the weekend that you saw?

you waited 14 years before having your first kid? if you could go back would you still have married her/hooked up with her that night?

It can work. It's not for everyone, but it CAN work. It's not that hard to love or juggle time. Honestly, it gives each person the ability to explore their own interests.

Yeah I didn’t want to get married or have kids..... especially in my 20s. She wore me down. married when I was 31 & 1st kid at 34.

That’s a good question. I still would have fucked her-she was way out of my league. Things were awesome for about 10 years. She changed... kids...

We used to fuck every chance we got. Now it’s like 2 times a month...

>but it CAN work.
how could it work with a family or kids though? no parent would want another man or woman telling their kids what they can or cannot do, and I'm sure their parents being with someone else while everyone else has a mono relationship would be quite taxing for them

>She wore me down. married when I was 31 & 1st kid at 34.
damn dude she got to you right as she was about to hit the wall, do you think the kids made her fat/less sex or she finally got the ring so she didn't have to put work in anymore because divorce would be "your fault"

First, who says you have kids. Second, as long as there's clear communication, basic disappline and structure is good for kids, most poly people communicate better, because you HAVE to in order for it to work, so there's none of that "mom said I could" and that bullshit since all the adults are on the same page. Can't pit parents who ACTUALLY talk to each other against one another

but how can you trust another man with your wife? a man is supposed to be the head of his household and to lead his wife, but with 2 men that structure is completely unbalanced

Her personality changed when we got married. We still fucked but mostly because she wanted kids. Not the fun fucking in our 20s.

She slowly gained weight over the years but The pregnancies ruined her. She looked incredible at 19...

I miss the freedom of jus t me & having a gf. Wife & kids are non stop stress. If she wasn’t a cunt about everything things would be a lot better

Well, that's some stoneage fucking structure. Good relationships usually each party pulls equal weight

And if you really want to get into it, you know those times when you're with a girl and your like "fuck I can't deal with this shit right now", great, someone else can. It's like having an extra set of hands whenever you need it

any advice on warning signs to see if a girl will act like it in the future? you think because she was so easy to bang was a warning sign? do you think she put a facade up for you and that the moment you married her she unraveled her true nature or do you think she just changed over time?

> you know those times when you're with a girl and your like "fuck I can't deal with this shit right now"
can you elaborate? when my girl is having a bad day or something i just listen and tell her i understand and she cuddles and falls asleep in my arms, its nice, i don't see how i or anyone else would be ok with another man in the position

I met my wife on Sup Forums in a tit thread. AMA

did she live close to you or did you do a LDR? are you a cuck? is she nuts or is she cool? got any pics to share to see them knockers?

I think she just changed over time. To this day I don’t know how many guys she fucked before me. I never wanted to know.

What’s that saying? Guys marry hoping she won’t change. Women marry hoping he will change.

Something like that.

I’m 42 & still think/act like a teenager. Hard to say if I’d be happier if I was single. In my mind I’d be banging different bitches every weekend but that’s probably not reality., Grass is always greener I guess

She lived two towns over in the SW subs of Chicago.
No I'm not a cuck
she's nuts and cool, we both have the same sense of humor.
Yes, I have plenty of pics, no you won't get to see them.