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more autistic discussion pls

Think the Albortion left

gretzky wasn't a generational talent, his first three years he wasn't over 50% on the faceoff dot.

/cric/ runs /hoc/ NEVER FUCKING FORGET IT

First for Sergachev.

>faceoff statistics
>before 1997
underage bans pls go

desu

Source?

ALBORTIONS HAHA

sometimes its the simple things in life that bring the most amusement
excellent post

care to prove I am wrong?

gretzky was the best generational talent, his first three years he was over 50% on the faceoff dot.

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*dabs*

Yes, he was 50% all his career

I'd rather be an "Albortion" than a British Cambodian or from Fagtario. Quebec is cool though

>this level of bootyblast

t. albortion who has never left his shithole of a province

>you're on the outdoor rink and this guy throws your girl a tape to take, no-look pass through the crease
what do you do?

Thoughts on the №1 draft pick 2018 Andrei Svechnikov?
youtube.com/watch?v=wqJY_RLpqlM

WRONG

Correct, he was an era babby

youtube.com/watch?v=3z3YfNMBXc0
i pull a manning

S E E T H I N G

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Steal his girl and fuck them both

>rags

Top 5 players all time
1. Crosby
2. Lemeiux
3. Orr
4. Howe
5. Roy

Gretzky was a kurri babby

>this giant oaf lumbers over and does this to you

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just finished watching every game of gretzkys first three nhl years. he ended up being 42.4% in the faceoff circle.
emailing bettman right now to get him to unretire number 99.

who cares, have fun huggin yo girl mcollarbone
LMAO

Friendly reminder that for half of the Chicago-Nashville series of the 2017 playoffs, Pekka Rinne had more points than the entirety of the Blackhawk's roster. And even at the end of the series, Chicago's roster only had one more point than him.

1. Messier
2. Lemeiux
3. Orr
4. Howe
5. Roy

Cancucks fans will dispute this

nice bait idiot

Post gifs and webms, lads.

>lepew
disgusting
most be an albortian opinion

That's what you get with elite Finnish goaltending

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Oh my god he does pick his nose with it

1. Gretzky
2. Jagr
3.Howe
4.Orr
5.Messier

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Lemieux is unironically the second greatest player ever. Extrapolate his points per game to roughly the same number as Gretzky, and he is only a couple hundred points behind him

Prove me wrong gordie. How many cups did Gretz win without Jarri?

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Lemeiux was the most dominant player when healthy. Clear cut 2nd best players of all time

hmmmm gonna need to see his faceoff stats from his first three years to make a decision on that.

>just pretend he didnt get btfo by injuries and cancer and he is just as good as the GOAT
lmao
pathetic

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Damn that's a high quality gif

desu tho lads Gretzky and Lemieux are both massive teambabbys.
Adulthood is realizing Stan Mikita is the best of all time.

>those side burns

>that facial hair
Top memes.

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>Schedule, standings and current playoffs
>about 25 games left

this post is so meta right now

>Lemeuix
>team babby
Jagr is a buster without Mario

>if you just extrapolate these stats when he wasnt BTFO he was gud

Reminder that 45% is rather average for a Center, anything below you should switch to wing.

1. Weber
2. Rinne
3. Forsberg
4. Fisher
5. Subban

so mcmeme is a below average centremen
got it

Yes. Thats whrre the entire faceoff discussion came from

The best modern era player was Sergei Fedorov

I feel that leading the central is only setting us up for a first or second round exit and crippling depression

Weird way of spelling Sakic

Weird way of spelling Steve Yzerman

1. Patrick Kane
2. Crosby
3. Gretzky
4. Lemiuex
5.Granlund/Laine/poopoojarvi/jokinen/rinne/rask/barkov/koivu/ahp/rantanen

He rocked the chops in junior.

Weird way of spelling Dion Phaneuf

Yzerman was a lidstrom/federov babby

Matt Cooke is the GOAT

what did mcdavid mean by this?

Leading the league in shutouts in my beer league lads

a win against the floyers becomes imperative

Leading the league in hits in my EASHL league lads

He wasn't even the puck carrier. How did he get away with this?

Coffey
Jagr
Recchi
Trottier
Francis
thats just the hall of famers on that team

bettman's cock is thoroughly up his ass
small price to pay for immunity from the refs

No you fucking don't. Prove it

Reminder that Crosby is playing without a single other top 100 all time on his team and still winning cups
Truly the GOAT

Sorensen was attempting to play the puck

Reminder that Canada sucks and hasn't won a cup since 1993 and the sunbelt is superior in every measurable way

carried by Kessel, hence completely irrelevant the 8 years before that

>every measurable way
i mean, technically

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He did maintain possession prior to the contact

>youtube.com/watch?v=x2iRpid_Biw
Is this you?

Phil Kessel is not an official top 100 player, like Jonathan Toews

Turbo manlets are elite though

>two pity Conn Smythes that really belonged to a fatman and a rookie

wew lad

gretzky should have moved to the wing in my epxert opinion

its a good thing the trophy is decided by a group of sports journalists and not some retard posting on 4chin

If you don't consider a player's greatness by these criteria you're a casual
>historic importance
>raw talent
>continual success
>opinions from peers
>embodying the spirit of the game

>and a rookie
Guentzel is a crosbybabby.

>all these blind idiots who can't track a puck and bitch about interference when this webm gets posted
Watch at the two second mark, the guy backhands the puck up to the lead man less than a second before McDavid hits him.

Thats still interferance lad. McDavid wasnt tracking him until after the puck left his stick

stan mikita is the GOAT and theres nothing you nerds can do about it