Your name is Jamal and these are your people, he will be the mayor for four rolls. DUBS decides what happens to Jamal and his village
Your name is Jamal and these are your people, he will be the mayor for four rolls...
Whole village dies from ebola and aids
The villagers get raped by invading apes
a boat with white men arrive & threaten the natives with metal sticks with holes in them
Jasiri become's the new mayor and Jamal is forced to be her servant.
reroll
999 get!
The white man invades, rapes women!
bit too soon, damn!, reroll
rerolling
last 2 rolls
roll 1
Jamal kills Jasiri and fuck her corpse
Jamal robs his own house in confusion.
Re roll
OGGA BOOGA WARE THA WHIT WOMEN AT!?
check em
if dubs, Jamal will protect Jasiri at all costs and she wears thick armor
Reroll
rolling once more
1/3
check them trips!, should've asked for invincible Jasiri
invincible jasiri roll?
trips get!
reroll!
A Star Trek-style replicator somehow falls out of the sky and lands on Jasiri, killing her instantly. The replicator, however, survives intact, complete with an instruction guide in the language of the villagers.
aw man, well i won't spam this thread with too many rolls, this is it for now, lets see it play out
last roll
Jasiri has 2 lives.
rerolling
Jamal kills jasiri
trips decided jamal will protect her at all costs, trips outweigh dubs, good luck
re roll
let go of the edge my friend and accept Jasiri into your heart, there is no other choice, as i said, trips outweigh dubs, that's Sup Forums common sense
if dubs, jamal won't turn on Jasiri
and that's how its done
ps: if dubs, Jasiri has a statue built for her
pic might be helpful as its alpha
rolling once more
oh well, last reroll!
You and jasiri go into the village to talk to the people. they tell you white men have been spotted north of us
jasiri and jamal go without weapons
jasiri sings "sisi ni sawa"
and establishes peace with them
rolling!
3 more reolls
1/3
roll
2/3
last roll
999 get?
>998
damn, guess it wasn't meant to be
this is the last roll for real now.
redemption time
Jamal gets the villagers to kill the hyenas and nail the corpses to trees and rocks as a message to other hyenas to get fucked.
woah user, good job!
that's pretty edgy my dude
also this
jamal and his village are struck by a massive asteroid and all die
They said they will build us houses in exchange of slaves. they do infact love the hyena singing but they wish to build a church for they are also missionaries
reroll
Ebolaids
op this guy just came here, can you make game killing rolls only work on trips?
Reroll
RACEWAR
op here Jamal will protect jasiri at all cost, they won
/thread
well, better luck next time. the hyena spammer will probably hijack the next one of these anyway.
>spammer
i try not to go over the top user, i want the game to be on other things aswell and not focused on Jasiri, but its always nice when shes involved
you don't need to be mad either, you can always roll for her death, you got as much chance as i do.
also pretty sure op won't allow that asteroid roll
Jamal survives
kek
Out of the darkness No gon go sees past the trickery of the white man, he tries to warn the mayor but mayor is complicit because they want a big house after seeing a church diagram. No gon go sends the white people a gift in the form of the mayor with Jamal's decapitated head worn as a necklace in place of slaves along with a Stern warning that if they are spotted in the area again they will taste the tip of their spears in the name of his damn self. No gon go is new based king of the area after blessing the rains down in Africa , territory increased sevenfold.
Jamal sells jasiri in to sex slavery in exchange for bling and watermelon.
Miraculous trips! Still, I'll let the hyena spam take over, I'll wait until there's a thread without him.
Roll 2
jamal dies
Roll 3
Final roll
Oh well
roll
build a new house
jasiri died in the explosion, you can stop being a baby now, also this was your chance to kill her, but alright, leaving is always an option
if dubs
jamal builds a statue to commemorate her
kony comes along and recruits Jamal
gonna give this just 1 more reroll before i go
reroll!
Jamal gets a severe deadly allergy to hyenas
also a tree appears
jamal eats cake
jamal grows a third arm for no reason
reroll
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
lmao
Jamal acquires aids from a hyena and dies
Jamal dresses up as a girl and goes to nearest town to earn some money
yeah i liked the spacesuit esq armor, kek, shame it wasn't enough to protect against the asteroid, please erect a statue for the poor yeener
if dubs
Roll
aww, off by one, gonna roll once more and leave it there for tonight
God punishes them with an Asteroid.
already done
Jamal, now being exposed to radiation, is able to practice witchcraft effectively, raises Jisari from the ashes
re roll cause that was to close
re roll
Jamal digs out jasiri's corpse and has sex with it.
roll
damnit that was close man, thanks for trying
i wouldn't mind that actually
roll?
rerolllyu
Roll
everyone dies