Be Greta Thunberg

>Be Greta Thunberg
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>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in yr entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as brave as her on any given day.

>Protip: you indisputably can't

P.S. Queen of Sup Forums

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SHE'S A CRISIS ACTOR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

and here is my 5 second.
I work for law enforcement and actually saved a life on a shift. so fuck you. climate change still doesn't affect people, nor does it require a TAX by the government

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>be this person posted on Sup Forums for a month that I still have no idea who it is by sheer willpower of not giving a shit.
>Has triggered 5 million make believe people

Oh. Neat

oh yeah well i'm the chief of police and i say climate change is real.

Imagine actually being a boomer triggered by a little kid

I didnt let my parents sell me to George soros

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Soros has been banished from Israel

Nothing brave about being a retard getting taken advantage of.

She's an autist

ppppppppfffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt most obvious false flag ever any way im only dating Greta to get to her sister

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no its a superpower

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>P.S. Queen of Sup Forums
2007 Sup Forums would agree with you... but not this shithole

no, she's retarded

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I just find it interesting that they need an immature retard to be the voice of Global Warming.
It tends to indicate that those who support the Global Warming theory also tend to be immature retards.

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so you wont be in the plan then ?

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no they are far from that and you will have to pay

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>be you the homosexual that posted this shit jerking off to a 16 year old girl.
Get out of here pleb

I once wrestled a bear. And although I was injured I survived. A little bit braver than skipping school if you ask me

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No, it's what the media decides to cover.

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stop looking she is 14 and thats illegal even in Sweden

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I've heard the Kochs are hiring.

excellent there are far too many people with drinking water that wont catch fire

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I saved a dying infants life. Maybe not much to some, but I’ve still saved more lives than this cunt ever will with her whiny ass, spoon fed bullshit.

I dated the one on the left everyone said it was the bravest thing they ever witnessed

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She claims to see carbon dioxide and instead of being in a padded room, she's hailed as the first coming of The Church of Climate Change.

she may well end up in one once George feels its time for a new shill her mother is a total alcoholic and her father is a stoner and little sis stole all the tits

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I had to drag my unconscious, bleeding mom from the kitchen floor to my car when I got home at like 11pm after work one night. She had a minor stroke and cracked her head on the tile. I still hvae no idea how long she was there but I've never taken another night shift since.

I get that Greta is being propped up by the media and is an incredibly comfy state of affairs but when has she had to do anything that was personally a struggle?
Like, fuck off Greta, you try saving your moms life after working 10hr shifts for a week straight. You don't even have a 9 to 5 yet, get out of my face with this, I'm already pretty green as it is but preeching and being a media baby isn't really difficult.