Tell me a story of the craziest thing you’ve seen happen on Sup Forums

Tell me a story of the craziest thing you’ve seen happen on Sup Forums

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There was this one time... I was on Sup Forums, right? Sitting there, pants off, obviously. Just whackin' it, right?

And as I do this I'm posting, right? And boom, TRIPS.

I shit you not. It was fucking trips.

Crazy!

That time when all boards blew up about the movie Inception

wow trips. I only ever get dubs

various threads watching live police chases were fun, the chris dorner fiasco was pretty crazy. there was probably crazier stuff but i'm drawing a blank.

Just found out my own thread got a dubs, it’s my first one lol

Checkd
>this moment

Chris dorner? I’m not familiar

How’d that go?

Philosophy based theories and conclusions... why is a raven like a writing desk? ;)

Because Poe wrote on both

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That’s a theory. Ultimately my opinion is there was never meant to be an answer

yeah those were fun, there was that one where they burned the guy alive in a house, and the camera people were talking about stupid shit the whole time. chris dorner was cool. and i'm pretty sure there's been a thread or two of people who killed someone and posted on here.

fake

also, not on Sup Forums, but the insecam threads on /r9k/ were fun long live BeastMan

A few suicides - at least one confirmed homicide...

user please tell me about that one (OP Here)

Insecam?

Watched a girl get ruined when some fag claimed to have found some nudes on his sister in laws computer when spending the night. Long story short he purposely leaked all the nudes, and her facebook. her nudes proceeded to go up on her parents facebooks, bosses, co workers everything. Pretty nuts it all happened so quick. I kept refreshing here social media.

pretty sure she offed herself after

fuck off . OP here, please dont tell me about it. Death is sad

Just what I’d expect from a fucking kike ass nigger, stealing shit that ain’t yours

Thank you for actually telling a story user

Also saw a guy time stamp his nut sack everything check out. He then proceeded to push hypodermic needles one at a time into his nuts. He then stop posting after a lot of them had gone in, I don't see how he could have not gone to the hospital

I was in talks with some dude to buy an old jeep. He lived in the middle of nowhere near a small town and was super weird about everything. None of the info added up and if his wife answered when I called to ask a question she used every excuse in the book to get me to not buy the jeep.

FF a month or 2 and I recognised the street name and general location on a "this is where the bodies are buried" thread on Sup Forums. The google maps pin was at the edge of his property

>handed all screenshots and texts over to the FBI but never heard back

>still fucks me up, I was on the way to look at it and called and his wife told me not to come

Jesus Christ man, happy to hear you aren’t one of those bodies

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Oldfag here...this used to be the internet hate machine...fucking history was made here, when you were just a cribble in your dads scrotum...these days it's just shit
RIP

me too man. I usually bring someone with me to craigslist deals but my dad (a trigger happy redneck who is usually my 2nd) got super sick and couldn't come so I was en route by myself.

Google earth pic on Sup Forums was ambiguous but I could see the last 2 letters of the small town nearby and the common street name on the pic and it matched up with the view from address the dude gave me. His wife was super negative and was obviously lying to me and he covered by saying she loved the jeep and didn't want to sell it. The details about it would change a lot, like the engine size, tranny, etc. so I'm sure it wasn't ever real

>glad his wife saved me with her lies

Anyone remember the needle man who pierced his nuts with, as I remember +15 needles

Sup Forumstards leave, en masse, to another board
(that shall remain nameless)
in order to greet a fellow poster with a surprisingly original opinion.

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>funny Sup Forums stories
>no shave balls
It makes me feel old when nobody mentions shit from before

I have seen Gore videos and all that crazy shit on Sup Forums. But one time some user posted a video, well it was actually a GIF, of a woman that he knew doing a full body mutilation on a dog, she was stepping on the dog's stomach with her heels and taking out the dogs organs, and the dog is just sitting there suffering.

supposedly it was her ex's dog and she was trying to get revenge on him because he cheated on her. So she took on his dog. It was a golden retriever I believe.

not gonna lie this was like 10 years ago but I still think about that video till this day. I know some faggot around here has it but is gonna get taken down if posted.

There was a tranny in the car? Why didn’t you buy it and sell the human?

Sick nigger tier behavior. If I was that dude, l would have killed her.

I fucking hate I missed out on it. Internet was very strict in my household and I used to be appalled by things that I heard would happen here. But now I’ve just grown into a hateful individual that will take a joke that far when no one else will

I think someone mentioned that in this thread?

Can you throw me a bone on where to look for that?

Nasty lol

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Just be happy your parents cared enough about you not to let you loose here in those days - everything from gore to CP was available uncensored here up to 2008 or 2009 - not to mention the major raids against various targets...

It's six years ago Sup Forumsro
the archives don't go back that far
and it was totally impractical to screencap the whole thread - that single post got something like a thousand replies.

Fucking Epic !

Faggot

Yeah it’s shit now but hopefully it will return to its former glory one day

Hit up encyclopediadramatica.se
for all the legendary Lulz had here

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Legendary Lulz was had when the poor kid believed in what a pack of evil spirited Sup Forumstard computer scientists told him

That wasn't on Sup Forums ,
Jeez, it was only octa 4's , but the nona 7's .....

pic related :
was on Sup Forums and actually had a decent comment to accompany it.

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nona 7's GET on Sup Forums :
to see the whole archived thread .....

thebarchive.com/b/thread/777770093/#777777777

..... the link goes to the opening post of the legendary thread,
then takes a few seconds to jump to the Holy epic magical GET.

Check em

The dude that killed a woman and posted it on Sup Forums.
Strangled her if I remember rightly.
That was the most fucked up thing in recent memory.

Cut her throat didn't he ?

I'll see if I can find a screencap

I've gotten quads, chew on that, faggot.

David Kalac was his name. I was asleep when it happened, woke up the next day, hopped on Sup Forums and everyone was going nuts.

Not so crazy but cool, does anybody remember back in 2011 when they finally killed Bin Laden? For 24 hours everytime you went on Sup Forums your computer would start automatically playing "America! Fuck Yeah!"

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I got trips yesterday.
I even called it - 888.
OP did not put sharpie in lung hole as per my demand.
Should have taken a screenshot.

I still think the pizza delivery during the balloon boy vigil was the best. Bunch of live suicides, Jesse slaughter... Moot person of the year. I miss the raid the most.

craziest shit atm. wtf

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That's crazy bro! Kinda reminds me of the time I got trips as well replying to someone. Good times

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Someone told the truth.

CAN'T

>The dude that killed a woman and posted it on Sup Forums.

Yep, he strangled her and promised to an hero by cop.

He murdered her near Seattle and about a week later broke his promise to an hero by cop by politely walking up to a Portland-area cop and saying that he thought he was wanted for murder.

Probably the easiest collar that cop ever got!

Not the craziest, but pretty funny

> I'm reading an ex-fundy forum
> Woman posts for advice cuz her son's pron history was "mothers fucking their sons"
> She watched the videos and noticed that the women resembled her - 40ish blonds.
> posts to the ex-fundy forum "Ermagerd! My son has Oedipus complex. What do I do?"
> I tell Sup Forums about her question
> Sup Forums responds by going to the ex-fundy board and giving her lots of advice
> "Ask him why he'd look at that then slowly undress and say 'cum to mama!'"
> dozens of Sup Forumsros give similar advice
> some tell her he will definitely rape her
> general hilarity until the admins deleted the thread for all the trolling

I like to think she came around to at least blowing the poor kid.

Oh yeah. That one guy beat his dad's face in with a fire extinguisher. I don't remember if that was Sup Forums tho. Probably

>sharpie in lung hole

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>Tell me a story of the craziest thing you’ve seen happen on Sup Forums

The Sup Forumsest of Sup Forums.

1. Sarah Palin hack
Someone hacked Sara Palin's email by using her wikipedia profile to get her password.

He posted it on here and anons took turns signing in. Protip: when committing a felony worth 7 years in prison, don't brag about it on the interwebz.

2. "I am 12 years old and what is this"
Sup Forums spliced pron clips into kiddie videos and uploaded them to you tube.

The BBC fucking covered it!

3. Jessie Slaughter
She got trolled into transgender and we got some classic lines from her dad
"The consequences will never be the same"
"I called the cyber-police"

4. Amazing Atheist Bananagate
Someone finds video of Amazing Atheist (youtube) slathering himself with chocolate, shoving a banana up his arse, and fondling himself.

b/ sends the video to all his youtube subscribers.

5. Rick-roll
One user requests link to a video game trailer. Another user provides a link to 80s pop video of a ginger with a mighty baritone voice, a pencil neck, and some awful dance moves.

Becomes a meme and the trick is repeated millions of times across the globe. It want meta- when the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rick-rolled the whole country by having the ginger come out and sing his song live.

The Ayy Pic that shut down Sup Forums

: nice dubs

Thanks for
the best post I've seen on Sup Forums for a long time

Aaaaalways I wanna be with you

>The Ayy Pic that shut down Sup Forums

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Craziest thing that happened to me personally on Sup Forums was way back when bitcoin was blowing up and I started chatting with some dude that selling acid in a drug thread. Gave each other throwaway emails and wired him some bitcoins, didn't think anything would happen. Thought i've been had until about a week and a half went by and an envelope showed up in my mailbox with a whole sheet of acid in a ziplock bag. And it was AWESOME, tripped out for about 2 weeks straight can barely remember anything for the rest of that month. In retrospect that was pretty stupid telling some random dude my address, I was like 15 and retarded at the time but it was totally worth it

also

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I don't get it.

There is (or was) a fairly good YouTube exposition of the event.
I was actually posting on Sup Forums at the time Sup Forums was unexpectedly taken down. The story goes that an actual picture of an extraterrestrial alien 'selfie' was posted on /x/ and within like about 30 seconds Sup Forums was taken down by the CIA or some other clandestine organisation.

In the aftermath there was much lulz from people trying to post fake replicas and claiming that they had screencapped the original during those first few seconds that it was (claimed to be) visible on /x/ .

I'll see if I can find the YouTube video.

& youtube.com/watch?v=obaTOXd0jok

I was in the thread live when that dude posted the 'its harder to strangle people in real life than in movies' thing.

That was a neat-o day.

The very last thing I expected was a polite response. Thank you, user. You're the main mane.

All the old Sup Forumstards have moved to Sup Forums

I've seen Sup Forums stop so many school shootings.

I've seen Sup Forums destroy the burger king foot lettuce nigger

I've seen Sup Forums beat the shit out of a mentally disturbed piece of shit MMA beta. (Warmachine)

I've seen Sup Forums send a get well card to the same MMA faggot's pornstar ex wife after he beat the shit out of her. (Christy Mack)

I remember when Reddit first came into being, and used Sup Forums like all other social media sites, as target practice for easy/free advertising. Everyone did it- all the chans, reddit, 9gag, tumblr, everybody comes here to promote themselves.

I remember when Undertale's creator came to Sup Forums and asked us for input on this game he was creating. We were supportive of it! It was clever, and he was a Sup Forumsro. There's a reason Burgerpants does the Coolface meme. It's us. (Tumblr is the reason Undertale is so cancerous by the way, not us.)

I remember when Legoman (hentai artist first started posting his work, and got support from a thirsty community.

I remember when wikipedia killed Sup Forums by making it their page of the day. SO MANY THREADS were made with the same exact message:
"hey so I found this place just now from Wikipedia, wanted to check it out. So what do you guys do here?"

I have so many god damned stories about this place. It's been pretty horrible since about 2015. Wikipedia was the beginning of the end though, if anybody REALLY wants to know.

>All the old Sup Forumstards have moved to Sup Forums
>All

>assuming

fuck no they haven't

Not all of them - I'm a very old Sup Forumstard, I am here on Sup Forums most days (usually posting incognito rather than namefagging like I sometimes do) but I only occasionally go on Sup Forums and about a dozen other Sup Forums boards, when I get too pissed off by the l󠛡o󠛡g󠛡p󠛡o󠛡s󠛡t󠛡e󠛡r󠛡 y󠛡e󠛡l󠛡l󠛡o󠛡w󠛡f󠛡a󠛡g & h󠛡y󠛡e󠛡n󠛡a threads etc flooding Sup Forums ad nauseam
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