Waifu for laifu

Waifu for laifu

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Cyanide

Raspberry, not strawberry
Henlo gun doll

No promises

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I guess Im too slow

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I'm not a fan of sweets! How are ya? Been a while no?
I've heard pistols are harder than rifles. Make sure you hold it properly, and get good sights for starters.
I'm not much of a vidya person.
I have a decent eyesight, it's just that, it could be perfect with glasses.
I only ever do calisthenics myself.

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If I were going to give that to my dad, Id keep half for myself tbh

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Everyone here

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Just sit back in your rocker old man let the younglings make the threads from now on.

thanks akari

A desire for sweets is only a natural human desire
I guess, but you can keep closer contact than you think

Perfectly balanced, but not really.
Maybe make it out of clay?

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Thanks fren!
Roryposter getting old?
My corrected vision is good but without my glasses i'm as blind as a bat. Hopefully not bad enough to stop me from joining the Army / Marines.
You here

Sachiko claimed

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I love this adorable gamer
I like Yuru Camp
If you like comedy I think
It is Uzaki-chan wa asobitai
Sup Forums was talking about it so I tried it

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Might be an idea. If I can find one after I get my shot tomorrow Ill grab it.

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Mmh.. I'm not sure, it's rare for me to have snacks, I'm more of a meals only person.
How so? Can't really imagine how.
You desire joining the armed forces?? Then you'd be a comrade! Any soldier worth their salt and with a desire to fight are brothers and sisters of mine!

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You there

Clay’s hard to work with, just a heads up

I’m kind of the opposite, but that’s because I trained myself to eat minimally

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I want to, yeah.
Debating going to college first and being an officer or just hitting the grunt life. My uncle who was a marine told me it'd be a waste of talent if I did the latter, but I have no clue what I want to go to college for. There's so much to consider.
Aye aye

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So you only eat snacks? Sounds risky.
Eh.. depends on what is it you enjoy from the job, if you want a secure, more or less stable amd safe-ish job, become an officer, but if you're looking for other kind of stuff, become a groundstomper.
I aim to become a soldier of fortune.
Armed forces can be quite the beautiful line of work, depends on the ways you look at it.


Finished my push ups.

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Nine?

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bums keep asking me for money...
what do I do honey? i'm about to snap

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Waifus are for the weak

Could you spare some change?

Only if you're not a junky

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>what do I do
share with your fellow man

The people who ask only use it for drugs..

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have you talking to duek~

They are.

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All i want is enough for a pack of noodles.

Jill a cute
Based as well
Safety is boring! Soldier of fortune all the way, but I have to appease the fam too. Momma don't share the same glory and romanticism for the adventure as her son, unfortunately.
Figure if i'm at least leading the ones on the front I could make both parties satisfied. Plus the paychecks are bigger!
How much a dollar cost?

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no... i haven't talked to her in a year

then i won't mind buying it for you

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damn, drug addiction sure does suck. sure would be nice if USA treated it as a medical and psychological issue rather than a criminal one
can you show me that they only spend it on drugs?

about a 20 nickels

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she was here earlier~ you should ask your gf for her info~

ok

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It's a Christmas miracle. Bless you, you kind soul.

i can definitely show you where they buy drugs. I live in the apartment building where most people go

i have a boyfriend
girls are ew

noodies is a dollar anyway
but drug addicts don't even buy it
they steal it and sell it to buy drugs!

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but do you have data or just anecdotes

iunno

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sowwy~ you should still ask him for it~

duke might get mad at him... and i don't want to get between their friendship

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yikes my dude

hm?

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The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
I-I thought it was 100 pennies?
Are you waiting on Necrobarista and Nirvanna to drop too?

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I man fucking hate them. Beg for handouts steal anyways do nothing but shoot up. Should round them up and deport them to a island.

no wait wasn't it 10 dimes?

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I have no idea what those are.

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can you show me that they don't only spend it on drugs

yeah but then i'll be bored at work all day

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she needs you to help her~

Safety is boring! (I've been nearly blown up twice this year)
Officers tend to be on the back issuing strategies/commands and planning out assaults, not really on the frontline per se.
Other than that, they tend to deal with logistics.
I train hard at my current job to be prepared to join La Legion Étrangère in a couple of years. As far as practicing and studying french.

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that... literally isn't how proof works, brainlet

i don't even know how to bring Duke here...
She wouldn't want to talk to me anyway
she doesn't think she's good enough to converse with me

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Spin-offs of VA-11Hall-4

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no im asking you if you have any proof as well retard

why would I want to play shitty game pt 2

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a normal person wouldn't ask for money. they would ask for a job

or welfare if they vote democrat lol

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you should build her up thrn~

If they were relocated anything could be done to them. 24/7 live steam bum fights without disrupting the rest.

yes, that is not how proof works. they made a claim that I'm not 100% sure if it's right, I asked them to prove their point.
do you just... not understand how proof works?

this

I mean statistically speaking, the majority of welfare and social assistance goes to further-right leaning communities, but alright sure it's the democrats

no you make a request hinting at a claim you believe they don't so im asking YOU for some proof as well

It was a genuine question, I don't particularly see the need to be so cold. Most people would assume you would've enjoyed the game, considering the nature of the thread and our posts. You follow what I mean?

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bbl

i will try when she comes back...
It's sad because they really want help... but can't seem to ask for it...
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That's bullshit, I live in NYC
And all the bums are here

Oh yeah we vote DEMOCRAT ONLY

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I remember something about 4 quarters too!
It's so confusing!
Necrobarista is a game by another studio where you're a barista in a coffee shop serving drinks to the living and dead.
Nirvanna is the sequel to Valhalla that's supposed to take a lighter approach than the first game.
Both look pretty interesting so if you liked Valhalla you'll like them too when they drop Soon™
Well in the likely event I decide against college i'll be getting blown up right alongside you comrade.
At least it'll be in style.

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...what the fuck are you even trying to say? it isn't my job to offer proof to show something that I don't think exists.
again my dude, do you understand what proof means, or are you just latching onto this as some bullshit gotcha?

this is why we need to go back to the gold standard

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If they wanted help they would go to homeless shelters and apply for jobs. They don't want help they want their next fix.

it's almost like there's problems like increasing wage disparity and rising cost of living in NYC
but sure just boil it down to "they vote democrat and need help so obviously they're making the system worse"
good to see you continue to prove your brain is both the size and texture of a marble.

>Post Jill
>Don't like her game
Confusing, but I respect it

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you absolutely have to provide a form of proof to support your reason to not believe in something when you are the one making the claim again provide proof they all don't

Not entirely, I just indulge more than I should

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>NYC is a democrat shit hole
>NYC is failing in ever rearguards
>Neanderthals: I-it's not because of d-democrats i-it's everything else
>San fran another democrat shit hole is the shit capital of america

...have you heard of sarcasm
I mean if I ever find time to actually play games in the first place I'll be looking into necro, I guess. I spent years waiting for Va11 after buying it, so I'm not getting too invested in the next one until it's actually out.

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*crack*
>siiiiiiip
Get off my lawn

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I hope so~

Rory is 30 years old...

Yeah, I remember that from too long ago. Taking art was a waste.

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>*cracks and sips a soda*
>erping 30-year-old

...wow

We'll basking in glory! Not explosives! That's for our targets to deal with.
For example?
You have a sense of humour? That's quite the pleasant surprise.

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whoopies i forgot to claim.!

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Im 29 my good chum

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-hugs-
give them a high five

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Jesus you're the oldest person here lmao

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>erping

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rip tats :pensive:

I always had one, but I'm pretty dry about it.
and it's funnier to me when someone misinterprets me and I just roll with it instead of correcting them sometimes.
fitting filename
actually it depends if there's some community-adjacent lurkers, looking for specific posters. I know of at least one user in their 40s.

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Absolutely ancient. Born in the 80's, jesus.

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Rory is practically as old as his waifu xD