JUVENTUS vs TOTTENHAM Thread #2 - /The Slayer of Spurs/ Edition

2-0

Apologize

OINK OINK MOTHERFUCKER

Just kill me now senpai

LGTSS

Piggy > Mouthbreather

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>the Big Daddy of Big Mac

>Missing multiple starters
>Needed a youth player for the bench
>Still dominant

the king of kuchen

spurs without eplel referees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Fuck sake spurs honestly

webm of penal

>englel

>I rate Pochettino

CONFIRMED

>take a shit before match starts
>miss two goals

wtf sp told me he was a choke artist, does he only choke in finals?

>Arabic teams in charge of not conceding goals

>best league in the world

I'd hate 2-0 a Spurs fan right now

Tottenham is the Mediocrentina of England confirmed

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*breathes in*


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ANNUDA SHOAH

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Davies won the ball

It wasn't supposed to go like this.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

I FUCKING TOLD YOU, YOU FUCKING JEWY BASTARDS

SPURS ARE SHITE

LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS

It's funny how shit Harry Kane is when he's not playing part time farmers every week

lad deserves a mcdonalds pig out

btw I hadn't had mcd for two years now.

>EPLEL

but Sup Forums told me the mighty epl was the best league in the world

TOTTENSHIT HOTSPERM ETERNAL CHOKER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hes gonna get a fat trick wont he?

CONSUMED
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Spuds thought it was an 8 o'clock kickoff

this shit is finished, I'm going to switch to Basel

Get rekt cheating jews.

Spurs without helping refs
HAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAA

/sci/ reporting in

>match starts
>blink my eyes
>2-0
What

>Tottenham down 2-0 in under ten mins
What did they mean by this?

who's this?

>1-0 was offside
YIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHAHAHA

lol

>THE GORGER OF GOALS

QUICKLY LADS POST YFW >EPLEL THOUGHT THEY WERE NOT A MEME LEAGUE
>mfw

>YIDS
>YIDS
>YIDS

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They’re going to turn it out lad. England’s best, never in doubt.

Spurs getting exposed after lucky draws/wins. At least now the Spurs fans will go quiet again.

You know it's not over, right?
Kane will pull through and get a hat trick.

This was taken this morning

so this is the power of spurs without english refereeing

>le tottenham chant

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>HOTSPERM

They’re going to turn it out lad. England’s best, never in doubt.

spurs are losing because the pressing meme was exposed years ago in the champions league, liverpool are going to get fucked equally as hard. The only pl team that will be in the last 8 will be city

CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE JEWS MOANING ABOUT OFFSIDES AND PENALTY CALLS

shut up nerd

poor webm makers just managed to get the first goal out lol

this, the yids get away with murder in the PL

Liverpool and Arsenal fans are out in full force

Lads. It was deffo a penalty, he felt contact in the area so was entitled to go down.

what a player

are the juve fans feeling bad for spurs? why are they singing their song?

>Just leave the spurs to me
What did he mean by this?

>EPL
COMING HOME LADS

>plan for a comfy CL night the whole day, anticipating supreme entertainment and excitement
>game is over after 10 minutes

JUST

That’s what the hotsperms get for not starting Son

POST STREAM TIMES FELLAS

13:21

who has the dele alli leaked video webm?

The fat plane is soaring again, lads.

>German humor

Shameful display Landsmann

>eplel defending

Oh no no no

wonder if tottenham will implode and start kicking the hell out of their opponents again

Stream?

Well.. one goal from spurs and they’re still in the tie

so they're to the pl what israel are to palestine?

>it's an Italian teams cheats to win a penalty and then defends for 90mins episode

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE ALONE
I LAUGHED THE LOUDEST WHO'D'VE KNOWN

Guess the historical links of Jew exterminators with Argentina are still going strong.

>EPL

they probably are. tottenham is one of those friendly teams, everyone likes, same as dortmund

GUN DOGAN

SEETHING

together forever

>playing against higuain
>when your name is tottenHAM

enter dog of pavlov

>5 teams in last 16 including 4 group winners
>meme league

>Spuds

>City 1-0 up

Obviously penalty not given against Otamendi.

>KANE IS GOOD LA
>ENGLISH ""PREMIER" LEAGUE LA

Who gave the ball in?

16:44

go fuck your anime pillow, Manfred

>10 minutes in
>juve is parking the bus
>this is actually a winning strategy

the absolute state of tottenlel

Juventus 2-0 Tottenham - Higuaín Penalty Goal