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Alright. I'm a magic lamp guy, make a wish and I'll fuck it up. Go for it
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Alright. I'm a magic lamp guy, make a wish and I'll fuck it up. Go for it
I will give someone else the POWER OF WISH FUCKING in a half hour
I wish for a fucked up wish
Make a wish, dumb ass
I wished for a wish
Granted. That's a weird wish.
You wish for a dick that won't get hard, but instead it shrinks
I wish for you to fuck up wishes
I already do
But I didn't wish for a dick. I wished for a wish
WISH GRANTED
That is your wish. Beggars cant be choosers.
I wish for no wishes
Granted! Now kindly fuck off
I wish for a percentage of a wish
I wish for you to have a good day tomorrow :)
Kek
Granted! You get 50% of a wish, the really shitty part.
I am officially stepping down as the Genie! Who wants the spot?
I wish for an infinite quality weed supply.
Why not 50.01%
Granted! It's all laced with hardcore narcotics
I'll do it.
Because I said so.
I wish for less wishes
What makes you a good fit?
Granted! You have ZERO wishes
Well. I've been fucking with you this entire time. :)
Please.. I want her to smoother me with her pussy
I kind of figured, but you're keeping this thread alive.
Do you want a ban? Because this is how you get a ban.
A blessing in disguise
That's true!
Well, my friend. Congrats on your promotion. You now run this thread! Don't let it die! I will check in the morning to see if this thread is dead. Keep continuing! Make your own rules! Hand it off to people who contribute when you "retire"! Good luck!
I wish for all jews to live long healthy lives.
Well, there is a bump limit. But I'll restart the thread at least once, then pass it off to some schmuck.
Thanks for the blessing friend
This is your question. Make me proud!
I wish for a normal, standard, average sized nickel
Fuck that up
Granted. All Jews will now perpetuate their existence by breeding with black bulls
Of course! Welcome to a powerful position
Granted. You now have a nickel worth 4 cents.
Save the Russians from the Finno-Ugric demise :^]
Thank you.
Damn
I wish for curly, luxuriant eyebrows
Granted. They have been replaced by Muslim migrants.
Granted. Your beautiful eyebrows now whisper profanities in various Slavic languages.
Even better!
I'm not omnipotent, I'm a genie. Gonna need some context here buddy
F*ck I thought you would've just killed the Ruskies but you saw right through me. Damn it OP now I have to switch timelines again.
...Randomly. And they don't let you sleep.
Bumper
Sleep is for the dead, I prefer to live life 24/7
I'm debating whether or not to just kill you on your next wish. It's a tough choice.
I wish a half O of kush would appear in a location of my choosing once a week.
Once again, I'm a GENIE. I need context. Who the fuck am I looking at here
Granted. Once you touch the kush, it will become moldy and disintegrate in your hands.
Bumper in her dumper
alright cool, I'll pay someone to roll it for me and I'll pay them with the weed.
I wish I was dead with luxuriant sleepless forehead whispers.
You will be smoking moldy weed. Enjoy your various diseases.
I wish the genie had to speak Robin William's voice forever
Granted. You are now alive, and have somewhat normal eyebrows.
Granted. Now I will end every sentence with Zelda.
Bump the thread faggots