>Messi can't score in Turin
>Kane does it on his first try
Messi can't score in Turin
>first try
What
Are you retarded?
Are you? I mean it unironically.
>messi couldn't score against chile
>kane haven't even tried
E X P O S E D
That was his second try buddy. I know you inbreds can't count so good
>Messi has to play with Higuain
Something to really cry about.
t. Mentally ill retards
Except it isn't because this is the first ever meeting between Spurs and Huge
Idiot
>unironically can't count
>calling others retarded for pointing it out
Dumb bong lmao
>Imagine having a mental illness that makes you open multiple daily threads like this about Messi, the best football player in history
t. Moron in charge of reading comprehension
Literally laughing at you
>I-I-I'm just pretending to be retarded haha
Embarrassing to be (You) right now.
See here moron
>it’s a leaf/kiwi/gypsy/jap thread
>the best football player in history
>except when it matters
OP loves Messi
>op can't score 300+ goals in SPL
>messi does it in 1st try
E X P O S E D!!
>best football lad in history
>ctrl+f="Garrincha"
>0 results
What did you mean by this ignorance of a post?
No you're the complete and utter moron that can't understand the simple sentence in the OP
This is Kane's first ever game against Juventus. This is what the OP is referring to.
>Imagine actually needing to have this explained to you
>He actually thought the OP meant scoring with your first shot or something equally retarded and arbitrary
HahahahahahhahahahahahaHahahahahahhahahahahahaHahahahahahhahahahahaha
Thick twat
>OP clearly mentions first try not first match
>dumb bong needing to play mental gymnastics to justify his retardation
Imagine this being your first language and you're still shit at it lmao
>Messhit
lol
>He's still digging his retarded little hole
The absolute state of you mate
Lmao you're dumb
...
Why would first try mean first shot and not first match? Why would anyone care about how many shots it took you to score against an opponent, especially enough to make a thread about it. And how would anyone even know how many shots it took Messi to score against Juventus? It would be perfectly possible for him to not score in 10 matches, then score in the 11th with his first shot. It's such a pointless
You need to stpp, you look really stupid lad.
Norwegians really have been the worst posters recently
Don't forget to laugh at the retard American too.
>Autism
>Literally changing the definition of "try" so you don't embarrass yourself further
Yeah you sure showed us, he didn't score on his second attempt on goal or anything...
Messi really has been exposed
>being this thick
>lacking this much reading comprehension
This thread is pure yuro autism.
The definition of the word never changed
You were just too thick to decipher what it was in the first place
Maybe in the third world caliphate of Britain. But here in first world countries you're both retarded. You should unironically feel bad, you inbreds invented the language and you can't even speak it right what with your bad teeth
please stop people will think we're retarded
>he STILL can't understand it
Go eat one of these
>SEETHING
Hit a nerve didn't I?
>All those nationalities obssesed with the GOAT
Kane is not GOAT yet