Messi can't score in Turin

>Messi can't score in Turin
>Kane does it on his first try

>first try
What

Are you retarded?

Are you? I mean it unironically.

>messi couldn't score against chile
>kane haven't even tried
E X P O S E D

That was his second try buddy. I know you inbreds can't count so good

>Messi has to play with Higuain

Something to really cry about.

t. Mentally ill retards

Except it isn't because this is the first ever meeting between Spurs and Huge

Idiot

>unironically can't count
>calling others retarded for pointing it out
Dumb bong lmao

>Imagine having a mental illness that makes you open multiple daily threads like this about Messi, the best football player in history

t. Moron in charge of reading comprehension

Literally laughing at you

>I-I-I'm just pretending to be retarded haha
Embarrassing to be (You) right now.

See here moron

>it’s a leaf/kiwi/gypsy/jap thread

>the best football player in history
>except when it matters

OP loves Messi

>op can't score 300+ goals in SPL
>messi does it in 1st try

E X P O S E D!!

>best football lad in history
>ctrl+f="Garrincha"
>0 results
What did you mean by this ignorance of a post?

No you're the complete and utter moron that can't understand the simple sentence in the OP

This is Kane's first ever game against Juventus. This is what the OP is referring to.

>Imagine actually needing to have this explained to you
>He actually thought the OP meant scoring with your first shot or something equally retarded and arbitrary

HahahahahahhahahahahahaHahahahahahhahahahahahaHahahahahahhahahahahaha

Thick twat

>OP clearly mentions first try not first match
>dumb bong needing to play mental gymnastics to justify his retardation
Imagine this being your first language and you're still shit at it lmao

>Messhit
lol

>He's still digging his retarded little hole

The absolute state of you mate

Lmao you're dumb

...

Why would first try mean first shot and not first match? Why would anyone care about how many shots it took you to score against an opponent, especially enough to make a thread about it. And how would anyone even know how many shots it took Messi to score against Juventus? It would be perfectly possible for him to not score in 10 matches, then score in the 11th with his first shot. It's such a pointless

You need to stpp, you look really stupid lad.

Norwegians really have been the worst posters recently

Don't forget to laugh at the retard American too.

>Autism

>Literally changing the definition of "try" so you don't embarrass yourself further
Yeah you sure showed us, he didn't score on his second attempt on goal or anything...

Messi really has been exposed

>being this thick
>lacking this much reading comprehension

This thread is pure yuro autism.

The definition of the word never changed

You were just too thick to decipher what it was in the first place

Maybe in the third world caliphate of Britain. But here in first world countries you're both retarded. You should unironically feel bad, you inbreds invented the language and you can't even speak it right what with your bad teeth

please stop people will think we're retarded

>he STILL can't understand it

Go eat one of these

>SEETHING
Hit a nerve didn't I?

>All those nationalities obssesed with the GOAT

Kane is not GOAT yet