Doctor Who edition
/brit/
kys
anyone got any jokes?
my life
Women don't become doctors, they become nurses.
What's the difference between a whipped cart horse and a wagecuck?
Horses don't pay tax!
what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh
Wow, what an eccentric and unusual looking alien
Oh no wait, it's just an attractive woman in her 40s wearing suspenders
Doctor POO more like
hope my mates ask me to go out tomorrow night
any lewd priti pics?
why did the swede cross the road?
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for me, it's truss.
love food
love cooking
love preparing delicious dishes
god I'd make a great house
er
husband?
>attractive woman in her 40s
Not a Tory though
more like Nurse Who
hahahaha
I'd open her pork market, if you catch my drift
all my friends go out on Thursday nights and never invite me
>tfw lazy
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Gonna take a two month break from mdma
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug.
What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas.
What do you call a man with no eyes or ears, arms or legs? Anything you want.
Reminder that the Irish were the original Tories
i love when rich and powerful people say poor people are just lazy and then proceed to make them work in sweatshops or call centres for 15 hours a day
define "parts" of asia
Half a day's toil at daybreak
Half a day too long
Is Steven Moffat, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
just told my gf i'd cheated on her and she replied "no you haven't you ugly cunt, no one else would stoop that low"
feel sad now
Waiting for my flight x
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what sitcom is this joke from
where you going?
awful awful writer
looking for that image of the one guy that sends a picture of himself in female underwear to another guy then reveals its actually HIMSELF in the image and not a girl
/brit/com
The biggest shithole in Europe
that means she loves you
london?
Would love a trip to Pengdon right now
guarantee you're not going to moldova
shut the fuck up
Technically genes are a system, one which will be more and more man-made as technology advances.
Not saying that's a good thing though. It'll basically turn the world into a sci-fi dystopia.
irl Karen
Try
no you're not
Israel???
whats that something about female underwear?
sorry mate trouble understanding your mental accent like haha
NEED some new music to listen to
10 grand on the phone i just got a call
that's a german on the line, call me manuel neur
havent eaten all day feel the stomach acid beginning to dissolve my teeth thanks mum
gfs going back home on saturday lads :(
What do you like?
>europe
how fucking thick are you
Name my band /brit/
Don't get it
underrated
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hhhmm ex's mate keeps texting me lids
we had sex a few times :s
youtube.com
^ weirdly nice
transnistria?
santan dave - game over EP
There were in Eurovision you daft cunt
Oh how the tables have turned
*lets the day go by*
The Highborn
I think a woman at work thinks I'm stalking her
>go on lunch
>find my usual spot to eat my sandwich
>just chilling and standing in a stationary spot while staring at a certain shop
>suddenly I spot a woman from work and her mate leaving the shop and look away quickly (not sure if it was her at first so stared a bit)
>I then decide to move on and head to my favourite book shop to kill the time during the rest of my lunch
>the woman from work beats me to it and enters the shop first
>if she saw me it'd look like I was following her
>I turn around and leave
>He has a German on the phone (line)
>Also Manuel Neuer is German’s top Goalkeeper, and he stands on the line when he keeps.
source: genius.com
australia were in eurovision too you spastic
Justice
>stalking
Seriously, again Amer?
Learn your damn lesson
sebastian benedict and the enlightened gentlemen
so were australia
Silmarillion themed power metal lad
any doug man in?
He won't learn until he's been thrown in jail for a few years
He has too much freedom
Larry and the Lawmakers
>australia were in eurovision too you spastic
Ummmm your point sweaty???
Her name is MONICA!!!
Told that aussie to go look for his daft image on /wsr/ and he actually did it the absolute madman.
We should go say hi.
The Yewtree culprits
the eternals
Aye my name's Doug
now this is is my kind of politics
we are a european country, the largest surviving, oldest, german community in my state is still going you moron.
I like her but I'm not stalking her
My trial concludes on Wednesday at 12pm
I'll be celebrating here afterwards
Thanks, saved me the trouble of saying it
>we are a european country, the largest surviving, oldest, german community in my state is still going you moron.
>housemate just knocked on my door
>say 'hi, how are you?'
>good thanks, you?
>fine thanks, you?
kill me quick
>I like her but I'm not stalking her
That's what you said about the first one
>we are a european country, the largest surviving, oldest, german community in my state is still going you moron.
You're more African than anything else
here come dat boi!
ugly patel
Yewtree is just one letter away from being called Jewtree
Coincidence??? I think not.
you are a country of europeans
Ideal Christmas present
>state
FOY
fave song lads?
ConservaChads, Labouroasties
they don't look european to me
youtube.com
Australians are more German than the German