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Doctor Who edition

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kys

anyone got any jokes?

my life

Women don't become doctors, they become nurses.

What's the difference between a whipped cart horse and a wagecuck?
Horses don't pay tax!

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Wow, what an eccentric and unusual looking alien

Oh no wait, it's just an attractive woman in her 40s wearing suspenders

Doctor POO more like

hope my mates ask me to go out tomorrow night

any lewd priti pics?

why did the swede cross the road?

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for me, it's truss.

love food
love cooking
love preparing delicious dishes

god I'd make a great house
er
husband?

>attractive woman in her 40s
Not a Tory though

more like Nurse Who
hahahaha

I'd open her pork market, if you catch my drift

all my friends go out on Thursday nights and never invite me

>tfw lazy

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Gonna take a two month break from mdma

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug.

What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears, arms or legs? Anything you want.

Reminder that the Irish were the original Tories

i love when rich and powerful people say poor people are just lazy and then proceed to make them work in sweatshops or call centres for 15 hours a day

define "parts" of asia

Half a day's toil at daybreak
Half a day too long

Is Steven Moffat, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

just told my gf i'd cheated on her and she replied "no you haven't you ugly cunt, no one else would stoop that low"

feel sad now

Waiting for my flight x

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what sitcom is this joke from

where you going?

awful awful writer

looking for that image of the one guy that sends a picture of himself in female underwear to another guy then reveals its actually HIMSELF in the image and not a girl

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The biggest shithole in Europe

that means she loves you

london?

Would love a trip to Pengdon right now

guarantee you're not going to moldova
shut the fuck up

Technically genes are a system, one which will be more and more man-made as technology advances.
Not saying that's a good thing though. It'll basically turn the world into a sci-fi dystopia.

irl Karen

Try

no you're not

Israel???

whats that something about female underwear?

sorry mate trouble understanding your mental accent like haha

NEED some new music to listen to

10 grand on the phone i just got a call
that's a german on the line, call me manuel neur

havent eaten all day feel the stomach acid beginning to dissolve my teeth thanks mum

gfs going back home on saturday lads :(

What do you like?

>europe
how fucking thick are you

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Name my band /brit/

Don't get it

underrated

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hhhmm ex's mate keeps texting me lids

we had sex a few times :s

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^ weirdly nice

transnistria?

santan dave - game over EP

There were in Eurovision you daft cunt
Oh how the tables have turned

*lets the day go by*

The Highborn

I think a woman at work thinks I'm stalking her

>go on lunch
>find my usual spot to eat my sandwich
>just chilling and standing in a stationary spot while staring at a certain shop
>suddenly I spot a woman from work and her mate leaving the shop and look away quickly (not sure if it was her at first so stared a bit)
>I then decide to move on and head to my favourite book shop to kill the time during the rest of my lunch
>the woman from work beats me to it and enters the shop first
>if she saw me it'd look like I was following her
>I turn around and leave

>He has a German on the phone (line)
>Also Manuel Neuer is German’s top Goalkeeper, and he stands on the line when he keeps.
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australia were in eurovision too you spastic

Justice

>stalking

Seriously, again Amer?

Learn your damn lesson

sebastian benedict and the enlightened gentlemen

so were australia

Silmarillion themed power metal lad

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any doug man in?

He won't learn until he's been thrown in jail for a few years
He has too much freedom

Larry and the Lawmakers

>australia were in eurovision too you spastic
Ummmm your point sweaty???

Her name is MONICA!!!

Told that aussie to go look for his daft image on /wsr/ and he actually did it the absolute madman.

We should go say hi.

The Yewtree culprits

the eternals

Aye my name's Doug

now this is is my kind of politics

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we are a european country, the largest surviving, oldest, german community in my state is still going you moron.

I like her but I'm not stalking her

My trial concludes on Wednesday at 12pm

I'll be celebrating here afterwards

Thanks, saved me the trouble of saying it

>we are a european country, the largest surviving, oldest, german community in my state is still going you moron.

>housemate just knocked on my door
>say 'hi, how are you?'
>good thanks, you?
>fine thanks, you?

kill me quick

>I like her but I'm not stalking her

That's what you said about the first one

>we are a european country, the largest surviving, oldest, german community in my state is still going you moron.

You're more African than anything else

here come dat boi!

ugly patel

Yewtree is just one letter away from being called Jewtree

Coincidence??? I think not.

you are a country of europeans

Ideal Christmas present

>state

FOY

fave song lads?

ConservaChads, Labouroasties

they don't look european to me
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Australians are more German than the German

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