Didn't see one so here is a new one

Didn't see one so here is a new one

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Is this the Epstein Edition? If so this could get interesting. (gets popcorn)

Cuckoldry and polygamy will become state enforced within our lifetime

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Im secretly alpha but make up beta stories for You's

A week after getting back from my honey moon I got a blowjob in my jobs parking lot from a old man

A week after getting back from my honey moon I got a blowjob from an old man

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In high school a friend got me addicted to pills. But, being 17 and having nothing more than a part time job meant I could not afford such a habit.

The friend offered me free pills if he could fuck my sister. Said yes, he stayed the night and we got her drunk and gave her xanax.

Before long she was pretty out of it and I watched as he fucked her and then participated some myself.

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A week after getting back from my honey man I got a blowjobs in my job parking lot from a old moon

A week after getting back from my honey man I got a blowjob from an old moon

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I secretly creep on my slut ex wife and her slut scepades on fetlife she thinks I'm some bi chick shits kinda cash seeing her taking loads from strangers currently dating a much hotter but crazier cunt wish I could just find a soft mousey type chick to knock up

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Used to work construction. The boss's daughter always hung around the site. She wore pretty slutty clothes, tanktops without a bra, thongs and short skirts, etc. She was arounf 16 at the time. We took turns getting blowjobs and fucking her.

When I pop a pimple, I eat the pus...

I work on Diseases which target specific Ethnicitys via Biomarkers, they couldnt buy me with Cash but with little Girls ...

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My growing hatred for women makes me fear I'll never have a gf again. Been single for over 2 years now and idk if I even want a gf anymore. They all just piss me off so much anymore. It didn't use to be this way either. I just graduated college and got a job lined up, and I used to want a family afterwards, but now I'm thinking about just getting a trucking job and just fuck off and live in the woods by myself.

Have you ever considered becoming a eunuch? I've thought about it, it would remove my sex drive and my anger. Wouldn't have to think about women at all.

I jerk it 5x/day?

No I'd never do that to myself lol

polyandry only, of course

Cant stop jerking to my 16yrs old cousin.. kik noggeregott for pics :)

A few years ago my husband lost his job. In addition to picking up extra hours at my job, I sold a few dozen nudes to a coworker and gave him blowjobs for extra cash.

My husband never found out.

Jerked to my friend multiple times when she’s blackout drunk. She always parties too hard and gets absolutely shitfaced. Love to watch her face while I stroke my dick right next to her

Here have your daily (you)

Pics?

i still miss and i think i love my ex that i lost to university almost 3 years ago.

Dated a nympho cute azn for a almost a year. It took me a while until I realized she was psycho too. Replaced me with someone worse looking than me. Hope that man doesn't lose his mind.

What?

Left girl

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Just BJ? How much money for It?

My girlfriend in hs was an 8/10 and was totally in love with me (7/10). I dated her on and off through college. Solid in bed and getting kinkier. The only problem was that her pussy stunk. I had to dump her. Now she's some high powered lawyer, and I work three jobs. I wonder if she ever got the stink taken care of.

he never asked for more?

Niceeeee how did she start

i bet there is porn for that

FWIW, I think you made the right decision for your own sanity.

How does it taste

i know a guy who does 7

$20 for each picture.
$70 for the first blowjob but then just 50 for the others.

He asked for more but I could never bring myself to do more.

>husband never found out.
$20 is $20

Moron

ROLLUP CHICKEN TACOS ARE BACK AT TACO BELL

did her father know?

Why lol

she cute

I’m dirty dan

She’s even cuter in person. Would love to fuck her instead of only jerking to her

I used to have a female friend who would get black out drunk and fuck me all the time and barely remembered. She was always drama but I loved fucking that ass so I put up with her for a long time.

Her daughter was (too) young back when we were friends. She’s 15 now and honestly if she blacked out I wouldn’t hesitate

Why not? You could free yourself.

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Because I'm slowly becoming redpilled on the sugar daddy phenomenon. Work my ass off until I'm 35 and date a few sugar babies until I found one that I could deal with and make babies with. Not in love with being an old dad but better than trying to impress some whore my age (25) and have 4 kids from 2 different moms and they're all fucked up. Idk, but I like having a working dick lmao

Post feet pics lol

You can just freeze your sperm until later. You don't need a dick to have kids.

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Did you swallow?

Me and friends used to have a group chat in which we would all share nudes we received from girls from out hs and college. Shit was cash. If we werent serious about the girl we were dating we would share her too. Some would share videos and a couple of times we would dp girls and share it. It stopped once we started to get married. Drew the line at wives. Miss those days. Never got caught. We only kept it between the 5 of us.

Amanda or Miranda?

There are literally more women then men. How is this numerically even feasible?

Still keeping my working dick regardless

You are your own prisoner!

what if he offered more money? and i mean MORE money

what the fuck is wrong with you

Losers on the internet don't understand that their problems are their own.

In the beginning I only jerked while watching her, but I have emptied
myself on her back once and I can’t wait for the next party this Christmas so I’ll get her drunk again

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Are you the real Dan the Van? Legend!

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get job..
have lots of money.
use condom
fuck women till your tired of them and then send them on their way.

it's the only way user. i've been there.

why haven't you fucked her yet?

From time to time I get the urge to just be absolutely slutty. I tend to dress up, dress/skirt, high heels, no panties and always plugged. I head out to bars or clubs and just have a good time. At time I flash people and show off my plug. Mainly do it to tourists. Love their reaction. Head back home and just fuck myself with my toys. I’ve gone out to do simple things as well. Shopping hair nails done. I loved getting my toes done while I had a vibe inside me.

You definitely can, just put yourself out there or whatever. Also, get into a niche hobby that's socially acceptable (or mostly socially acceptable), you can usually find them there.

Damn Nice kik?

Not alpha enough.

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Buy you for what?

No. The first time I told him he had to pull out before he came. We grabbed some paper towels (this all happened at work) but either intentionally or accidentally he ended up mostly coming on my face and got some on my clothing.

So after that time I let him cum in my mouth and then I would spit it out after.

It's hard to say. He never offered more. He offered me $100 to fuck him but I said no. That's how we ended up on the first blowjob for $70.

If things had gotten very desperate, I might have changed my mind. I only agreed to the $50 BJs because our youngest got sick and we had to pay a copay for the doctor visit.

Don't become disillusioned. It's a useless road that will only make your life harder.

V?

What for? I’m posting her here

Did your husband ever suspect you had more money than you should have?

i use to hack and dox when i was younger for money. if i found nudes i would ewhore as the girl until her account started getting suspicious and then id put their dox and nudes online.
i was apart of a community/forum primarily for doxing, gaming on online games {runescape and shit} and hacks for them games.
i made thousands over the years but not enough for it to be taxed, if my income got too high id lower my prices.

while doing this i was apart of a forum on a .onion link that was for all crime. i helped people with doxing and some hacking for free.


i put an end to many many relationships, social and professional lives. the only reason i stopped is because im working and the money from it would increase the taxes i need to pay.

Do you live in a college town? I am thinking about getting a sugar baby. There are so many available on a certain website.

PMO made my penis curve to the right and made impotent, I can't hard any more.

are you in the USA? the only possible downside would be going to prison and social isolation

but if she gets blackout drunk, you can always tell her she wasn't acting super drunk, that you had sex, and she just passed out after

probably not worth ruining your life over, but something to think about

I used to work for a council in Essex. Each team had its own lottery syndicate. The neighbouring team left their numbers on a desk. I spent £20 on tickets. (They had 2 lines so purchased 10 of each) The numbers came up. The syndicate won about £2 million. I won £20 million. To this day they are unaware. 20 or so years later I'm still rich and happy.

I helped Sup Forums in the ddos'ing of the mormon church, back in the good 'ol days of b.
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Yes :)

No. I paid most of the bills online (except for a few that had to be done with a check) and I was working extra hours to make up for it.

I also never flaunted any extra cash as it was all going to keep us afloat.

Thankfully he got another job after searching for about 5 months.

Not USA, Northern Europe

pics please?

Sometimes when my husband pisses me off I spit just a little inside his beverage before giving it to him

how was your date the other day?

is the #MeToo thing big there?

It's frustrating watching potentially healthy people who, obviously on some level want to have kids, shut them selves off and condemn themselves to years of isolation and anger because they consciously refuse to see the bigger picture. Not in the least because there are so many lonely people who are still trying, and they could find each other if they let go of their bitterness.

Yup

I'm an orphan. My mom was raped by her dad as a young teenager and got pregnant, which his wife justly killed him for. She and the rest of the family tried to talk her into an abortion but she refused and died because of complications related to childbirth a week or so after I was born. I ended up being raised by my mom's mom's uncle and his wife, who were in their late 40's at the time and never had kids of their own. I think of them as my parents, and that's how I introduced them to my wife. She knows the story now, but my kids won't and neither will anybody else.

then don't do it, tbh.

you're lucky you haven't gotten in trouble so far.

even if she got drunk and wanted sex, she could claim it wasn't consensual and ruin your life whenever she wanted. fucked up but true.

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

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I know. It’s definitely over the edge

For a while I lived in a duplex apartment with a roommate who was much "cooler" than me. Actually, he was just an asshole and that worked well for him. Anyway, we had a really hot neighbor on the other side of the wall. She was smoking hot, a dance instructor in her 20s no more than 4'11". She had a really cool boyfriend who lived there too, and occasionally we'd all have a beer on the porch like friendly neighbors.

The neighbors had a falling out, and she sent the guy packing. We assumed she would find another man in no time, but kind of hoped she'd work it out with the original guy.

A couple of mornings later my roommate leaves on his harley, and a minute later there's a knock at my door. It's her, and she's depressed and wants to talk. Sure I say (being the ultra-friendzone type that I am).

We talk and I share how I'm in the dumps about some other girl too and she just attacks me. We are making out furiously and I pick her up and throw her on my bed (always wanted to do that).

I get on her and we grind for a few then I pull off her shorts and eat her pussy like a starving beggar. When my face is sopping wet I move up to her clit and suck it like a faggot at a glory hole. She wails out an orgasm in no time.

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