C'mon user, pitch us an original horror movie

>C'mon user, pitch us an original horror movie.

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Trapped in a relatively small see through box at the bottom of the ocean.

It was midnight at the Lohan residence

Set in a "pray-away-the-gay" camp for Christian teens in the '90s. A hypersexual, nymphomaniac 16-year-old twink systematically seduces, corrupts & manipulates all of the staff & counselors of the camp. He tells the head priest that he knows about all the gay porn & "other stuff" he looks at on his computer (bluffing), and when the priest begs him to keep it quiet, he uses it to blackmail him.

It's gradually revealed that he's not just a promiscuous fag, he is literally possessed by a malevolent demon. Builds up to a massive "Carrie"-style bloodbath on the day all the parents come to pick up their kids.

A bear slasher movie.

CHIMP.

Its a thinly-veiled take on a Joe Rogan camping trip that turns into a bloodbath after a super intelligent chimp is accidentally released from a government facility. Joey Diaz and Brendan are brutally dismembered, Brian attempts to reason with it and gets his head pulled off, Joe slows it down with a crossbow bolt and is eventually saved when Jamie appears in a stolen helicopter gunship. "Pull that mother fucker up Jamie!". Kaboom.

Predator meets Bareback Mountain in other words.

A gay EMT lives & works in New York in 1981, when people started dying of AIDS but before the disease was identified. He's a leather fetishist who spends all his money on hand-craftedleather gear, spends all his free time fucking and getting fucked into oblivion in leather bars & clubs, keeps himself awake with coke & steals sedatives from work to put himself to sleep.

One night when he's drunk and high out of his mind he gets invited to a secret, exclusive club where a secret race of lizard people shed their human costumes & hang out. They've learned about the prevalence of the "leather fetish" in the gay community, and since their skin is like living leather, it's a perfect match. They're easily able to attract young gay men looking for a new, wild experience.

The EMT quickly starts to notice that some of the "friends" he meets there are disappearing, getting sick, dying, etc. He treats a few people as an EMT who are suffering from the same thing. He asks one of his patients if he "knows the lizard men." His partner gets mad at him, reports him for stealing drugs from work, and he gets fired.

He gets high, goes into a police precinct, and tells them all about the secret gay club where the lizard people hang out. They arrest him for public intoxication, and a man he's never met before comes to bail him out. He's basically kidnapped and brought down to the secret colony of the lizard men, in the abandoned sewers & subway tunnels under the city, to serve them for the rest of his life while they plot their takeover.

A man slowly realizes his wife is a psychopath behind a clever ruse who is abusing their children. Through a series of contacts and thinking ahead, there is no way he can legally get it and if he does she'll get the kids. Idk how it would end but there are a couple ways depending on what the director can do well.

The most plebeian, of course, being that he finds a loophole in her plans and they all live happily ever after.

A monster kills people.

Old lady in the walls

I've always wanted a movie that had an abrupt genre shift halfway in. It kinda exists in a few movies, but I want something advertised like...

Imagine "I Love You Man" but halfway in it turns into a survival horror with a home invader or something...but it's advertised like youtube.com/watch?v=um5DuTLzw-I

advertised as a comedy, but with an abrupt shift some ways in.

I know it'd be impossible with reviews and leaks and whatnot, but I want it.

Service tunnels in a major metropolitan area become host to large grub like creatures that secrete a substance similar to a strong opiate. These creatures become worshipped by the cities large homeless population, who are being controlled and forced to bring these mysterious beings "food" during their drug induced stupors.
The cravings for the drug attract more and more people, missing persons reports skyrocket, and soon the city streets become barren at night.
Enter a loose cannon in the police force, a hot blooded female officer. Nobody believes her when she starts digging for links in the missing persons incidents, nobody except for an aging, no nonsense cop sidelined for being a "mad dog"
The two of them, aided by a black homeless man must delve into the dens of organized crime above the streets, and the deadly hive below to save the city.

War breaks out on near by Star System. Refugees from aliens civilization involved in the war want to come earth because their planet is being razed. US President says no. Aliens decide to exterminate humans and take over earth.

You're straight up talking about From Dusk til Dawn

Topical.

We start at the second car from the back of a train. A man runs in covered in blood, screaming that a monster in the backmost train is killing everyone in it, and will soon come for them. The people in the car don't believe him and react as though he's a murderer. We don't see what happens to the people of this car, but we do see the same man run to the next car, and try to warn its inhabitants of the coming monster. This car reacts differently, but once again we never see their ultimate fate, just the man moving to a new car trying to warn them, until the entire train is dead.

kinda.

except the first half of that movie is still like thriller with the robbery and murdering and whatnot

the change from thriller to horror is pretty unexpected i guess, but not much of a change

It's not a thriller, though, it's a serious drama. It's a really abrupt genre shift, and that's the way everyone talks about it.

Bane wakes up one day and meets his men

As he is giving orders he realizes everyone is laughing at him and not following orders

It turns out he isn't a big guy anymore

And now the bigger CIA is out to take what little he has left

I suppose so, but even though it starts throwing vampires at you, the movie was already brutal and whatnot. It's a shift and it is abrupt, but I was wanting something with opposing genres or something. The shift from comedy to horror would be a lot crazier than a shift from thriller or drama to horror.

Turns out the chimp was Redban all along

If the horror in it were serious, I'd agree with you, but it shifts from a serious drama to a campy horror, and that's what makes it feel so sudden.

white guy visits his thicc black gf in the hood

bunch of niggers attack his house

That would be pretty good as a short film. I dunno how you could carry it on much longer than 10 minutes or so

the last time i saw it was when it first came out on VHS and i was pretty young so I don't remember it being campy. I remember serious drama -> serious horror with teenagers dying and whatnot.

The dick pistol was pretty campy I suppose.

A horror movie where the monsters are being chased by a bigger monster, and they're only tormenting teens because teens have the highest success rate when it comes to dealing with them and they're hoping the teens accidentally stumble upon a way to deal with the monster that is hunting the other monsters before it's too late.

Happy family with two kids. Both parents are young, white, heterosexual and monogamous. They're married and were virgins before meeting each other. The husband earns the money and the wife is a stay-at-home mom; she isn't a bitter cunt about it. In fact, she's devoted to her husband and children, and is a proud housekeeper. There exists no problem like incest or physical abuse hiding behind this "perfect" facade. The family enjoys participating in outdoor activities together on the weekends. The boy acts like a boy and likes doing boy things. The girl acts like a girl and likes doing girl things. The family bought a house in a 98% white neighborhood, so there's no nog neighbor coming around, being the noble and wise voice of reason or any bullshit like that. The family isn't stricken with guilt about "having so much while other have so little" or about the transgressions their ancestors may or may not have committed against people of color. Scary, huh?

In this age of Trump it would be irresponsible to use my talents to bring more nightmares into the world

Oh. So like buried right?

Like the sasquatch found footage movie?

fun

so Carrie with a gay dude....gotcha totally original

Guy gets into a car accident.

Wake up in a grotesque meat world with strange creatures that try to kill him.

He tries to survive and kill all of them trying to eat him as he questions what happened which results in him finding one strange glowing machine with a seat at the center of what used to be the city

He fights them off and gets to the location and sits in it

It turns out his car accident caused him to have brain damage and he's been seeing normal people as what they really are, monsters.

WW2 era military study on sleep deprivation. A bunch of young GIs happily agree to partake in several nights of no sleep to serve Uncle Sam. After a few days of being awake, the boys are locked in rooms separated from the rest of facility, and issued commands through loud speaker. After 4 days of not sleeping, the group begin to suffer hallucinations and severe agitation.

At this point they hear what sounds like gunfire out in the hallway, and over time the voices of Japanese soldiers begin to leak into their study room.

The American soldiers are irritable, seeing and hearing things, and fighting among themselves, and now there's a threat of Japanese invasion just on the other side of the door. But is it real? Or is it all in their heads?

Think Jacob's Ladder but confined to one room. Eventually one or more of the GIs could get out and find that it was all a dream, or it was all real, or even after they get out the reality is left up to interpretation.

A man works for a company from Harvard.
He makes it to the top then realizes that he is working for a family with trillions of dollars and are manipulating the world to their will with advanced technology. Controlling the world - they confess they are stirring up events in Syria to bring up the Antichrist - a religious/political person from all the countries horrors, they bring in their initiate after he confesses in an early one-on-one with the son of the family that he's a virgin. They take him to be sacrificed to Satan, he escapes as he warns a Police Officer. The Police Officer is shot down. Then the SWAT Team come in, the manipulate the event to bring in a gang of Latin Kings to the area as the Latin Kings and the NYPD shoot it out as the man escapes.

The man is then put on the FBI Most Wanted List by the powerful family..

It could definitely be a full episode of something like the twilight zone

Go to sleep Landis, ive heard you spit this pitch on some YT Q&A

Team of historians specialising in Norse history arrive in mining town to research rumours published by local historians about viking remains/iconography being found, to see if the vikings made it that far inland. Local historian/hobby astronomer volunteers to guide them through the woods after meeting them at 9am at a bus stop in front of a diner, in the morning on the day of their arrival. They agree and go, down the mines, thru the woods, etc. Most of movie is spent following the group as they document their research. One of the historians stops at the library out of curiosity and reads an old book about a meteor landing in the area 100 million years ago, but the local astronomer dismisses this (in an almost suspiciously hostile fashion). The historians take trips through the surrounding area to look at the scenery, finding the ruins of a tree with carvings on it in a proto-Norse language, slightly different to regular viking writing (detailing some kind of process that "keeps the land fresh and kind"), markings in the rocks of it being used as a longboat post, etc. they note stuff down, we get tangential character development, etc.

As the movie progresses, we realise that something is very wrong, both in terms of subtle, barely noticed differences (the water in the lake seems almost black at times, no birds chirping) to slightly overt, as a character points out a tree they went by on a trip to the forest seems to have been twisted and torn and overgrown, all in a matter of hours. The visiting historians find that there is something wrong with the passage of time as well, as their watches show day when it's night, the sun rises and sets quicker than usual, etc.

contd

A Richard Simmons-style exercise video guides viewers through a series of aerobic exercises and calisthenics, set to pop music. It's bizarrely enjoyable, to the point of addictiveness, and the popularity spreads wildly.

The IRS audits the production company, suspecting fraud when their reported expenses are abnormally high. The main character is the IRS accountant placed in charge of the audit. It plays out like a conspiracy thriller as she deals with the weird, hostile people who work at the production company, and follows an elaborate trail of financing to find the reclusive Swedish billionaire who funds the video company.

Meanwhile, as the video sells more & more copies, the fabric of reality begins to distort & tear, random occurrences are reported worldwide where the laws of physics cease to apply. It's eventually revealed that the "exercise routine" is an ancient summoning ritual for an elemental Lovecraftian horror, which is beginning to wake up as millions of people unknowingly join in the ritual. When it awakens, it will devour all life on Earth, then go back into hibernation, allowing the whole process of evolution to restart on a clean slate. The Swedish billionaire believes this is the only way to save the planet from global warming. He's a George Soros type who has secretly manipulated politics from a distance for decades, but when all his efforts to stop pollution failed, this was his last resort.

Nobody believes the accountant, and she's too late to stop it from happening, anyway. Ends on a montage of happy fat people, sweating it to the Oldies and working out in front of their televisions, as the apocalypse begins outside.

The astronomer at first seems oblivious, then it's shown that he knows and is prepared for this, e.g. reseting his watch by looking at the stars (or something). He cryptically mentions how in the history book at the library, the book was wrong, and the meteor actually landed 20,000 years ago,"but is much older and bigger than you think", "as his granddad told him".


The characters decide to go back to the town on this last trip, as they are getting worried, but find themselves getting lost as the distance between them and the village seems to increase. The local guide disappears after one of the historians hits him from panic, leaving a cut. One historian panics and tries to swim the lake, thinking he can reach the town that way, but begins thrashing struggling half way through and is pulled into the liquid.

The two others try and make their way back but one falls down a crag in the ground, the other runs a few meters to find some rope to get him back, comes back and sees just a pile of moss and dirt where his friend was lying, vaguely human shaped. He then runs off, panicked and crying, the camera unmoving as we hear him run into the distance. We are treated to a few shots of the locations they visited, still and unmoving, except like how they were when they first arrived. The camera then cuts to the historian, who is sitting down at a cafe, lacking any signs of his cut or anything like that. He sits and looks at the clock, showing 9am, then the bus stop, and the same people as at the start of the movie come out but no historians. He smiles and leaves the diner, as the camera pans up from the ground to show the town, forest, lakes, mountains, the whole area forming a spherical, island-like shape that slightly juts out the ground like it was placed there. The camera then pans silently to the stars of the sky as the credits play.

Atmosphere is slightly surreal and uncomfortable, especially for scenes in the woods. Shots of the group walking with only their feet being heard, no birds or anything. The water in the lakes is unusually dark, and the sky often lacks any clouds. Use of contrast between light and dark; lots of shots of characters in light (streetlamp, diner at night) surrounded by pitch black dark. Lots of moments where things are "off", as mentioned. Emphasis on large spaces, vistas of the valleys in the mountains, etc. Lots of imagery of a picturesque American town. The soundtrack is quite nostalgic sounding indie/alt rock.

I want Lynch to direct, Deakins to supervise, cast the guy from District 9 as the local guide, idgaf about others.

Thoughts?

pretty good, acshualy

You could do a really neat horror by aping the SZS twist.

Four girls are friends, they accidentally trigger something spooky and weird shit starts happening to them. They wake up vomiting, one starts getting fat, one gets horrible headaches and is shaking all the time. One morning one of the girls wakes up and her room is covered in strange symbols. The main blonde thinks it's all a prank and keeps doing her thing, slutting it up, going to parties, etc. Things start getting darker, though, and eventually they all go to confront this spooky bullshit at a cave or something. Turns out the main girl was a ghost possessing the other three, all of their symptoms were side effects of her garbage lifestyle, and they all kill each other in the cave as they try to end her.

Flash forward to the three girl's funerals as we see, from the back, three dark-haired girls sitting and mourning. Flash to a front view of them, and now one's the blonde, The End.

I'd watch that

He goes on the run and has recordings of them but everywhere he has been taken to, is empty.

This family has existed for a very long time and is bring in the new world order. I wanted it grounded, smart and intelligent. They control all social media and work with people in charge of those companies.

They're responsible for the markets crashing, as well as bringing in a secular world. A world without God.

They reveal an injection of nanites that allow you to buy and sell and are selling it off to the Syrian and the Papacy to use to fulfil the End Time Revelations of the Bible. The Mark of the Beast over the next 14 years. Their power comes from - being able to bail out anyone or destroy anyone.

A military complex in the middle of nowhere.

It's empty except with marks of black ash.

A group of people huddled in the deepest darkest parts of it writing their last wills and messages.

"If you're seeing this, it's our fault for destroying the world and I want to say I'm sorry and for god to save our souls for what we have done."

Then the movie flashes back to how group of different walks of life and how they were recruited or happened to find their way there. They dug up a mysterious machine that is curiously unhuman in design and appearance. They were sent to investigate and figure out what it was.

Then as they fiddled with it, people randomly gets killed and they realise they accidentally activated an alien WMD where it opens tears into time/space until the entire radius is destroyed. Unthinkable things and creatures flow through and have a desire to reach the center of the device.

The people all try their best to figure out how to turn it off before they all die.

a toung vlack man gets trapprd in a houdr of horris , hsn to egt out he nust defeat 3 dpritid tva fwrkk insife.
axt 1
tbe nan walks into the housr, sees ehat aooeras to be a vesutiful eoman. hr follows her snf thr front door shutd and locld behind him. hr goes to open it but its lpcles. hr walks uo the staits folloeing the soman vut dhr id nowher to br seen.
act 2.
thr black man ebters the vatjroom. upon ebtey he sees the toilet roll is nissinf. i tve shower is standing a large bear
act 3.
the black man goes in the attic and sees 3 spirits, one of gold, one of silver and one sleeping. he asks them how do i get out of this house, but they dont respond to his dismay. he grabs a floorboard and kills the silver spirit, and it opens a portal to hell. he enters the portal and the film ends.

Stay strong, my White brother. We shall cast off these chains of oppression one day, mark my words!

A group of surfers discover a hidden yet incredible surf break near a privately owned forest. While there, they have a chance encounter with an adult bigfoot. At first, they are frightened but soon realize that he means them no harm and a relationship forms. The bigfoot shows a keen interest in their beach-going lifestyle and the group bond with the creature while teaching him how to surf. The bigfoot proves to be quite talented, eventually out-performing the best surfer in the group. Meanwhile, an evil corporation is planning to buy the bigfoot's forest and harvest it for lumber. The surfers attempt to petition the owner but to no avail. They realize that the only way that they can save the forest is if they enter the bigfoot into the local surfing tournament, win the prize money and outbid the evil corporation at the auction.

it's hard to believe, but most of this stuff is just off the top of my head!

a guy gets murdered and eaten at an all you can eat buffet. and that happens forever

Fund it.

There is one I've wanted to do. It's like The Babadook.

It's about a woman who has moved over to Sydney, Bondi near the Beach. She's an American and heads to Hillsong.

She takes ecstacy one night and over the next six weeks, she begins to experience sleep paralysis, then ultimately has constant nightmares of 12ft tall demons looking over her every night, visions of Hell where she sees people with their heads blown off - trying to speak, it disturbs her greatly as her mental health begins to detoriate. Before this, she is very bubbly.

They see a Pastor and they pray, she says a demon walking behind the Pastor inside the Hillsong Cafeteria and freaks out.

Heads to the train station as she sees people looking at her, they come up to her and ask if she has ever tried jumping on to the tracks to stop a train with her hands? More people come, and more. She jumps on the tracks but is...

Saved.

She loses her leg, actually dies, goes to Hell for realzy then Heaven and sees Christ. Christ shows her the New Earth and Heaven and Christ is made of pure light, energy and love. Christ asks if she wants to come with him... Until Christ shows a vision of her mother in the States in New York.

After losing her leg, she heads back home and over the next 4 years, she begins to speak about her testimony.

a guy having sex with a woman, he opens her mouth and see she has a penis. later that day he goes in the bathroom, and in the shower is standing a large bear.

any suggestion what happens next? i have this plot inside my head for weeks.

Rules of success for pictures like this? One-word titles-- "Saw," "Hostel." I'm thinking, "Surfsquatch"

I knew Sup Forums would give birth to a true filmmaker, one day. You're gonna be fucking rich.

Easy. The movie takes place during ww1. The setting is the germans front line and is entirely shot from the perspective of german soldiers stuck in the trenches. There's an incredibly fast creature that's prowling the trenches and the radios have stopped working.. Going on the surface means certain death and staying inside the trenches isn't a better option. The twist? The terribly injured soldier that kills the creature is Hitler.

And the monster was a Yiddish golem

Would genuinely take my nephew to watch it in cinema.

completely underrated

I mean Bone Tomahawk is a Western that turns into an Eli Roth film towards the end, so..... its kinda close to what you're talking about

Good setting, ok premise, shit ending

Shaun of the Dead. It's more of a "horror comedy" than a comedy that turns into a horror, but shit gets pretty real by the end

I know, I posted it on Sup Forums because I threw it out. I'm working on something more like Goodfellas or Boogie Nights with a much more sympathetic view of the people who set up a massive "ex-gay" organization like Exodus International.

its uh..a found footage movie about uh uh..this family that moves into a haunted house and they have ghosts fuck with them because somebody threw away a Ouija board

its a trilogy

Doesn't sound like a horror movie.
Good
no.

This is actually a good idea holy shit. Except make the kid an actual Demon but leave it kind of ambiguous.

The shame and guilt involved in the repression of sexual desire draws the demon and gives him strength. Maybe the demon represents some of that shit.

>mfw finding out about From Dusk Till Dawn by it being advertised as a vampire movie

Fucking assholes.

a guy being stalked by men in black suits, at some point being chased by them in public bu no one acknowledges that its happening and when he asks people for help they act like he is crazy.

when he gets home he goes in the bathroom, and in the shower is standing a large bear.

the idea at the time was that the "demon" was passed on to him by a creepy guy his mom dated for a few months when he was a kid, who probably molested him. he's not repressed at all, he fucks anything that moves, his mom sent him to the camp because she doesn't know what the hell to do with him.

(You)
>Good

thanks user :3

I was talking about the people at the camp. Counselors and "campers" being ashamed. The kid would definitely be freaky.

thanks man. yeah that was kind of part of it, he was basically a gay ripoff of Laura Palmer that loves to bring out the worst parts of other people.

Set in early 80's Miami. A clever but inexperienced street hustler is recruited into a crime syndicate after saving the life of its boss. His first job-assignment is to fly to Colombia and meet with a drug lord with the purpose of negotiating a cocaine distribution deal. Soon after meeting him, he discovers that the drug lord is in fact a vampire.

I don't know where it goes from there but you get the picture; Scarface with vampires

Missionaries sent to a remote part of Africa to spread Christianity among secluded Pagans.
Slowly realise their Eldritch gods are real

>muh Trump boogeyman

Vampires are completely played out in this formula. Surely you can come up with something more original.

There have been much shallower horror concepts played out for much longer than one episode of television. It'd be fine.

The Mohel

A crazed zealot orthodox Rabbi out for the foreskin of those who he perceives to be... uncut.

a boy realizes the family dog is working night shifts as a surgeon

>all these garbage Sup Forums bait posts

Don't you guys have your own board to shit up?

Being a mohel doesn't pay well but you get to keep the tips.

See? The shit writes itself.

read: the thing that stalks the fields creepypasta. would be really kino and the monster serves as a metaphor of the main characters social anxiety and isolation. the end would have him finally making a break for it, but ultimately being consumed by his fears and shortcomings and he wakes up back inside his cabin, except now he's in a wheelchair.

Sup Forums is a great source of inspiration for any horror writer.

a redditor becomes possessed by a 400lb demon after felching cum out of a man's haunted asshole. His heartbroken family hires a well-known (in underground circles) yet unconventional spiritualist played by James Woods to exorcise the demon and save their faggot son.

How drunk are you

Sup Forums is mostly redditors at this point, so it would probably do very well at the box office

Damn, you. Now I am depressed.

Damn, you.

star wars but with zombies

Set in a med school, a man befriends a woman who is an outcast at the school. She falls obsessively in love with the MC and begins to harbor insane jealousy seeing him interact with other people, even worse other women. She also happens to be a genius doctor and starts knocking out the MC with chloroform and removing ligaments. He wakes up and one of his fingers dont work. Then his forearm. Then his whole arm. Eventually both legs. It ends with him completely immobile in her dungeon dissecting him to find the bad thing that invaded his body to make him stop paying attention to her.

It's an anti-abortion piece.

After a botched coat-hanger job, a half dead fetus rises from the almost grave on the path of revenge. Along the way, it Kills all pregnant women it comes across by cutting them open, killing the other fetus, and feeding off the placenta. In the end it's hunting two people: The would be mother and the abortion doctor.

Something something, it ends like The Terminator, but instead of a metal endoskeleton pulling along the ground, it's a grapefruit size hunk of meat with a driving urge to kill.

Make it so.

>starring
>evangeline lilly
>emma watson
>natalie portman
>nicolaj coster waldau
>viggo mortensen

nicolaj and viggo are on an overdue holiday in an ambiguous european country. after a night of drinking they both wake up in seperate dark 4x4m2 rooms with old stacked rock walls

natalie portman, emma watson and evangeline lilly spend the next 2 weeks torturing them both, until they are completely broken mentally, at which point they start training them as sex slaves and make them perform various sexual tasks. the movie ends with them both completely loyal and brainwashed

>tldr femdom version of salo

fuck, i just realized this isnt actually original. but i would still make it

The Make You Dead Man
Ghost researcher, Jackson Windspear, moves his young family into a rustic, old Massachusetts farmhouse hoping to investigate a famous urban legend known as the "Make You Dead Man" for an upcoming youtube series. The entire film is told through videos posted on Jackson's youtube channel.

A zombie movie. But with gay zombies
>"ASS. ASSSSSSS."

>Send... More... Sailors.

Spielberg & Hanks work for the Operation Paperclip Nazis inside Department of Defense. They, with many other media luminaries, have been playing a long game.

They are Satanists. There will be a grand sacrifice this year.

This year is the Hebrew calendar year 5777.

Also, between 9/11/01 and July 7 (7/7/17) there are exactly 5777 days.

Since this is true in real life (check timeanddate.com), it has a heightening effect.

>my life story

It'll be like WWZ where they dog pile to climb the wall but they only do it to have a giant orgy

Cannibals in a hidden network throughout society have been living among us since the 1700s.

They have ordinary jobs. They are responsible, respected members of society.

Copper Green is an Iraq War vet who discovers an FBI plot to frame the leading presidential candidate for treason along with her husband. The FBI are protectors & members of the cannibal cabal. And so is the leading candidate. But her husband is clueless. She wants to frame him, and the FBI wants to frame her.

Meanwhile, there's a hidden mass human sacrifice ritual coming that both FBI and presidential candidate want to eat at, but clueless hubby is blocking the way. Can Iraq Vet hero Copper Green convince hubby? Can he even get near him? Horror comedy.

Way too clustered.

Narrow that down some.

Literally Shaun Of The Dead/The World's End/From Dusk Til Dawn