Bought some weed for the first time off a random guy, he said it's good shit something called fire...

Bought some weed for the first time off a random guy, he said it's good shit something called fire, now how do I smoke it? I've never rolled a joint before

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It's too early for your shit, David.

yeah that's some kill bill just boof it

inject it pussy

I'm not putting it in my anus and I'm not injecting it, I have mashed it up and I'm currently trying to roll a joint but I'm having trouble

freebase it

%triforce

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Grind it up and throw into boiling water
Enjoy your tea

Alright, OP, here's what to do if you fucking suck at rolling joints: get an apple, turn it into a pipe, smoke, ???, profit.
If you are lacking an apple, a potato will also work.
Get creative and get fucking high.

%triforce

just be sure not to inject a whole marijuana, i heard that can be dangerous

Show the joint..

You faggots act like you never got high before. You have to stick it up your butt. Be careful though. I heard that one whole marijuana can turn you gay.

Jesus, just buy a bowl from some fucking indian run convenience store for 5 dollars if you can't roll a joint. If you need to smoke right now just get an empty can , push the bottom end of the can down, poke a hole where you made the dent and just light it and inhale.

Bro if you freeze it you’ll be able to roll the best spliffs bro trust me bro

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how are people responding to this thread seriously

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If you spent more than $40 for that, you got ripped off.

Oh shit. Op is going to die. Either that or spend all night getting chased by the devil riding a flaming ostrich or some shit.