fuck u goof
/heem/ fuck u goof
Angel Collins
Brayden Sullivan
Not a fLuke
Leo Phillips
>James Vick is 8-1 in the UFC
>Never gotten a big name fight
Why?
William King
his big fight was dariush and he got GADOOSH’d
Isaac Sullivan
>haha there goes your heart rate
What did he mean by this?
Samuel Morales
>Miesha Tate's baby daddy is 0'0
Lanklets BTFO
Henry Evans
what do you think he stuffs with?
Asher Evans
how big is that
keep in mind hes only 5'10"
4-5"?
im same height with 7"
and mine would never be able to bend that way
it has to go full staff to my right or leftside
reaching my sides end/past hip bone
Aaron Richardson
oh fuck she left Carraway for that tuf reject
John Long
what did he actually mean by this because I don't get it
Lucas Ortiz
If you don't know every single one of these you're a cazzie and should be banned from posting in /heem/
Lucas Wilson
The GOAT is coming back again to defend his title in July. Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Gabriel Flores
This
Angel Bennett
zabit magomedsharipov offered him a fight, Artem said yes, his team said no.
Explain that.
Gavin Clark
Why do redditors dislike Dana?
Liam Brown
it's a fatty log though
Adrian Torres
I remember reading about Tyler Diamond, he's a TAMer.
Ryan James
is this a boy or a girl?
Daniel Reed
Caceres is a much better fight for Artem
Eli Robinson
Seriously man, why do you have a picture of Conor's dick saved? Is it worth making us all look like faggots thinking it's all a funny joke?
Nicholas Hill
...
Carter Smith
>not having pictures saved of your favorite fighters dicks
gay af son
Jonathan Harris
thoughts on bellator194 official promo poster?
Landon Sanders
youtube.com
rizin presser about their next event (?)
Jaxon Walker
Who remembers this?
youtube.com
Were any of you faggots actually fans during the kino era?
Owen Long
who cares. can't even understand these radiation monkeys
Sebastian Cook
>RIZIN Event schedule in 2018.
>May 6 RIZIN. 9 (Fukuoka)
>July 29 RIZIN.10 (Saitama)
>Aug 12 RIZIN.11 (Nagoya)
>Sep 30. RIZIN.12 (Saitama)
>Dec 31. RIZIN.13 (Saitama)
>3 months away
FUCK
Henry Phillips
He's losing either way.
Carter Ross
>Ian McCall vs Kyoji Horiguchi
>Kanna Asakura vs Melissa Karagianis
>Manel Kape vs Kai Asakura
Ayden Butler
Ryan Hall's next fight WHEN? Literally one of the only non-old school jiu jitsu greats that wants to fight in the UFC instead of crushing cans in Japan. Give him a fucking fight or I might heem a goof.
Camden Turner
>>Ian McCall vs Kyoji Horiguchi
I'm not *mad*, but it seems like a waste of Guchi's time.
Adrian Young
Is that for the title, any of those
Henry Scott
Pound for Pound, who's the best fighter in the world right now who isn't 1) UFC 2) Ex-UFC
Nolan Scott
It's 4am for you.
Would you seriously stay up until 4 to watch meme mixed martial arts?
Levi Price
Lmfao dis nigga
Blake Richardson
MVP or Michael Chandler.
Asher Flores
>Kana Asakura is fighting this 3-3 slag next
Jaxson Gutierrez
>all RIZIN events are numbered going forward
>Retroactive, so upcoming is RIZIN 9 (2015 NYE is 0)
>In addition to numbered "Main series' RIZIN is planning some sort of spinoff. Specifics not announced today.
>RIZIN says its making big overhauls to its event operations 'in a way things have not done in other promotions before'. Unspecified but apparently they are changing things on how they do the presentation, run GPs and etc.
>Kitai Tomohiro vs Winner of a RISE kickboxing tournament
>Murata Kanako vs Zhang Weili
>Tenshin will be on the May event, but opponent TBA.
courtesy of @spamtimecomeon on twitter
yes, this tickles my mma bone in a way that only pride did
Jonathan Scott
Literally was thinking MVP too.
Adam Lee
Minakov.
Jackson Barnes
Mike Chandler and Douglas Lima
Carter Kelly
oh shit guys i think its over for joe
Liam Turner
>10 days
Are you lads ready?
Josiah Cook
fake
Parker Nelson
it's actually real
Go on Michael Page's twitter he retweeted it
Connor Allen
fake
Parker Brooks
B R A P
R
A
P
Dylan Cooper
...
Carter Anderson
Is Darren Till really gonna show up as a literal who fighting Cowboy cerrone, destroy him in the first round, call out everyone in his division and the two divisions above him, get in an altercation with Mike “I see blacks I attack” Perry, build up all this hype, and then disappear for 7-9 months?
Andrew Lee
...
Ethan Ortiz
What is next for our guy?
Luke Moore
Threadly reminder for you cheetoh fingered dorks to for sure train your cardio to avoid being dragged into deep water in the later rounds
Schaub bless
Logan Rogers
it will be cool when Edgar gets subbed by T City
Aaron Brown
I wouldn't be so sure. So keen for that fite.
Jose Gomez
Reminder that Schaub's cardio is so atrocious that he couldn't knock out Arlovski.
Oliver Scott
He was never our guy. Sage beats him in a rematch.
Dominic Diaz
>get your male pattern baldness exposed
>get brutally heemed by a roided cuban
>lose what is probably your final chance at a title shot
>still smiling despite this, fist raised in the air in defiance
Literally /ourguy/
Ryan Thomas
With DC taking over the HW division Rockhold is free to dominate the LHW division. Who can stop him?
He'll be the LHW champ by 2019
James Gray
b8
Colton Fisher
WHY does Conor get rock fucking hard for every single weigh in he does?
Is it fear?
Jaxon Ramirez
Can you imagine how hot horse meat Luke would be?
John Nguyen
He's been punished by his failed check left hook and inability to back up during fights. He for sure won't make that mistake and his glass chin will turn in tempered glass after he no longe has to contend with a serious weight cut.
Conceive, believe, achieve.
Jonathan Richardson
He seems like the kind of guy to stuff something in there
Jace Richardson
Luke unironically inspires me daily
Kevin Green
I would like to see him vs Oezdemir
Jaxson Gomez
Fake, and Wonderbitch would put on a classic boring af Wobderbitch performance.
>MUH HENDRICKS FIGHT
Easton Foster
Luke is unironically heem's boy, they just don't realise it yet
Levi Sanders
I don't think so Tim
Adam Young
>KO'd by Bisping
>th-this time
>punched a shit ton in the face by Branch
>th-this time I promise!
>KO'd by Romero
>th-this time I'm sure!
Nathan Green
If by heem's boy you man done as a fighter, then yeah
Liam Bennett
Its his only known weakness. He's a munster otherwise and i don't think anyone else can stop him. Yoel is also a known roider so I count the loss as a de facto NC.
Rockhold bless
Liam Hill
didn't Luke say he wanted to fight Werdum? or did I just dream that
Benjamin Wilson
He was just pretending, but he did say that
Julian Peterson
Was he also pretending about nobody being able to out technique him?
Michael Long
I'd prefer to see him have a tune up fight heeming Weidman. I've heard people say that the fight is unlikely because Weidman is coming off of a win whereas Rockhold is coming off a loss, but I don't really count Weidman beating a fat welterweight as a win.
Brody Campbell
whats up with JDS? whats he getting his peepee slapped for ? I cant remember
William Powell
Diueretic out of competition.
Ethan James
They'll make Weidman/Jacare for the next title shot and you'll like it.
Ryan Howard
No idea, I haven't checked on that story in a while but I can't recall it being announced what he popped for.
I do remember him calling Werdum a fake champ, funny stuff.
Ryder Young
Nigga at flaccid state...
This must be considered big among whites
Ian Lopez
I would watch and consider paying for a Whittaker v Piss Pooman fight.
Jackson Myers
heem ded
Adrian Howard
Mayweather Vs Punk in Chicago is going to be great.
Adrian Young
Punks getting choked out by that reporter tho
Christian Cruz
What the hell is going on with this organization.
Liam Cruz
Welcome To The Show™
Kevin Wright
The money that WME used to buy the UFC was investor money so they are trying to pay people back.
Chase White
Can someone explain to me what this sperg finds so funny about Conor's 2 incher?
James Hill
No one should bet on this fight.
Gabriel Clark
Seems about right. Jackson has some kickboxing experience and Punk is trash.
Christian Lee
Gus is going for the low hanging fruit here...
>best boxer at LHW vs a middleweight with some of the worst boxing defense in MMA
Evan Foster
DC has better boxing than Gus. Gus is just a reachbabby.
Evan Bailey
>>best boxer at LHW
Robert Fisher
>using your reach effectively means you're a bad boxer
Kinda getting sick of the new meme of sucking DC's dick
Nathan White
>ground and pound is boxing
Mason Stewart
it doesn't make you a bad boxer, but you'd be an idiot to deny that reach can compensate for a lack of power and technical ability. a decent jab cross used by a guy with an 8'' reach advantage would win damn near every time in a straight up boxing match (unless we're talking a low rank amateur v a golden gloves champ or a hw/cruiserweight champ levels of skill mismatches)
Luke Scott
I have not felt better since Lewis heem'd Travis, thank you yoelito
Christian Clark
well it aint BJJ!
Jace Reed
How did he end up on the ground?
David Parker
Stefan Struve