How would you improve my country? Serious thread

How would you improve my country? Serious thread.

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bring back the inquisition
also put your unemployed back to work. you have a large, untapped labor force

>inquisition
This meme again.

You have no chance, thanks to Germany forcing you into austerity and trade deficit.

Remove socialists, shitskins and republicans, make sure utilities are cheap and then start removing the debt.

Civil War II

>implying inquisition wouldn't put people to work
you used to be cool spain

For the moment, spexit is coming.

Take out all the Spanish people and replace then with Brits.

Would be the best thing to do, unless Keynisian policies and protectionism will be allowed under EU membership.

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We tried that in Benidorm but it did not work.

El africANO

I will do, Thx for destroying spanish industry hans.

Your people is pure love

Conquer it

Balkanise it.

Hey don't get mad, you can't torquemada anything

Stop being out of the fucking system with your "segunda mano" shit and start sucking bankers' dicks.
We live in a world owned by big corps, deal with it or die

could you explain this ANO meme to me?
I see it thrown around by Spanish and Latin posters, but I just don't get it.

Also, I love you just the way you are Spain-kun!

Create the spanoesfera. Together we are stronk!

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Get rid of commies, Merkel and make some sort of commonwealth with your ex colonies

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Take in all the Mexicans so we can claim Mexico.

Fuck no. You can build the wall if you want, I have no problem with that.

You'll claim mexico soon anyways, north american union happening soon, we welcome you brother.

Fully restore monarchy since you can't elect government

I don't think you can conquer a new land with a white flag..

I know fucking Jews...

>kill all the politicians
>all of them
>then kill the leftards

No more siesta and bullfights for you, Pablo.

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Make citizenship a privilege and not a right.

Invade France. They don't seem to mind getting invaded.

Yeah, Venezuela and Mexico are useful friends to have.

Kek.

So you can jump off balconies in peace?

Good one.

If you want a real solution, listen to the lyrics of this song:

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gibe back the horo

remove -federal 'autonomias'
lower tax
lower pensions
remove bureaucracy
increase salaries
stop wasting money on shit..

They could be a convenient excuse as Spain can say it takes in refugees from the Hispanosphere and therefore can't deal with muslims

Ano means anus
the africANUS

The russians have it...

EASY

>Remove socialism, progrefaggots and any idea of left wing in new generations
>Give back all the oro you stoled from america

By becoming a nation.

Hard to say, Spain is full of independentist movements and sometimes Spaniards seem to hate their country and only get together to play football.

I think Spain needs a rallying call and strong center figure upon whom all Spaniards can lay their trust and say: ¡let's move forward! And start work on getting their industry and its people in working condition again. You suffer from the same disease as us though: unchecked socialism and leftist retardation.

Tl;dr you can't fix it.

>Ban all religions
>Put religious people in Re-education camps
>kill al extremist religous people (no matter wich one).
>conscription for unemployed

You discovered Brazil 516 anus ago.
See what I did there

>And start work on getting their industry and its people in working condition again. You suffer from the same disease as us though: unchecked socialism and leftist retardation.

>You have no chance, thanks to Germany forcing you into austerity and trade deficit.

Leave the EU.

>End up with a bunch of sweden-tier faggots and leftists
>Get flooded with marroquins

Fuck your women.

On a serious note: cut government expenditures, lower taxes, remove bureaucracy and above all strenghten the armed forces

Remove Brits from Benidorm and increase conservatism and anti EU agenda

The denial and cover-ups of the crimes against humanity perpretrated during the Franco era seriously creeps me out. You should really do something about that.

Ask UK, Spain was really bad at keeping it safe.

>FIXIT

reincarnate franco

You mean Jose Antonio

I don't understand...

Why isn't Spain the richest and most powerful country in the world when you colonized an entire goddamn continent?

How did America pull the rug from under your feet and claim the title?

Had it all in gold and silver, inflation happened, investment didn't, sold gold and silver to ruskies in civil war

Free Catalonia !!!!
Is that a thing yet ????

Freedom for Catalonia

Sold the horo to ruskies for krokodil.

Not our fault we know how to enjoy ourselves pablo.

Restarting our nuclear program.

They are so stupid, England. England, why didn't you colonize South America instead??

Let's start by kicking out the gypsies and moroccans, then the rest of africans.

Also give me money for my transition plz, I can't afford the hormones

monarchy goes to shit, years of civil war in the XIX and our navy was lost by France vs the anglos

Seriamente tio, a menos que haya un gran suceso, nada va a cambiar. Burros van a votar a PP/PSOE/Podemos/C's y no habra ningun cambio. El problema de España no esta en la austeridad o Merkel, esa es la excusa que utilizamos. El problema esta en el pueblo, un pueblo dividido, largsmente ignorante y una esfera politica corrupta hasta la cepa, un ejemplo es el problema de Agua y rios entre Murcia y las demas CCAA.
Ademas del retraso impresionante de sostener una monarquia que no representa nadie y toma el dinero de todos. Una dictadura no es de lejos la solucion. La solucion es una nueva constitucion adaptada a estos tiempos con reglas claras y justas hecha por experto para beneficio del pueblo. Mas tarde una verdadera VERDADERA separacion de poderes donde ninguno influencia el otro. Y una regulacion transparente hacia los impuestos. Nada de esto se conseguira si se sigue recortando en Sanidad y Educacion, espera que haya ayudado, user

>Kill all the commies
>Bring back nationalism
>Stop consorting with your shit tier colonies
>Stop giving those Catalan/Basque retards a voice and deal with them accordingly
>Create new industry instead of living off tourism
>Get the fuck out of the Eurozone
>Close your borders


It's probably way too late for you guys, the Franco regime really killed all sense of national identity in Spain.

>Being a trammy
>posting worst girl

after that colony secession and then the disaster

Only answer desu

Nobody expect the Spanish Inquisition meme.

>Ademas del retraso impresionante de sostener una monarquia que no representa nadie y toma el dinero de todos.

Literalmente el menor de nuestros problemas.

Take a fucking leaf to not notice best girl.

Do you have free loading muslim hordes?

¿Alguna vez lo hemos tenido?

Even with that name, you have a point. Thanks, french-bro!

Gora Jaingoiko illezkor Sempai.

>Change flag back to the cross of burgundy
>make the Carlists rulers of España

We'd have to burn this entire country and build it from ashes. In any other case, we're doomed.

We're amazingly stupid and inconsistently lazy, because in case of necessity we work like fucking chinks in our way, but if we can avoid it and make it easy (aka some kind of fraud aka picaresca) we make it that way, and that cultural shit is implemented from the last nigger of this country to our prime minister Rajao.

I live in Andalusia, but I've been in many other places here and have family in Madrid or Barcelona, and it's the same, but with more exceptions maybe.

Nuke it and start over.

Uno de los mayores, muestra que los españoles, no tienen algo comun que los una, aunque me duele decirlo, lo de tener un fetiche hacia la Constitucion, cof cof, Ameritards, cof cof nos ayudaria mucho contra este gobierno de mierda/politica de mierda
En realidad soy Murciano pero vivo aqui gracias a la politica de nuestro glorioso pais.

Got you mi familia.

get rid of it

Let catalonia secede and once those catalan jews are gone we can start making Spain great again.

> fetiche hacia la Constitucion

En este país no se ha leído la constitución ni janfry pero todos la critican.

invade and annex

This. La picaresca no desaparecera a menos que implentamos un sistema a la japonesa

Spain has all the problems of the west plus its idiosyncrasies.

Standard parties all all globalist puppets: openly neoliberal, covertly progressive (PP) or openly progressive, covertly neoliberal (PSOE, Ciudadanos). The "alternative" is the hipster-communists of Podemos. Fuck me with a chainsaw.

We can't even have a proper nationalist party, because Franco died not too long ago.

Yo si me la lei. Por obligacion en la ESO pero lo hice. Ademas de no leerla nadie la respeta

El problema de la Identidad o cosa que una a todos los españoles.

>start sucking bankers' dicks.
We live in a world owned by big corps, deal with it or die

Cuck It Senpai

extremely simplified they got screwed over by banks and could figure out how to responsibly finance their empire so they defaulted on tons of loans and were constantly in debt by the mid1600s. This held back their modernization and the Napoleonic wars destroyed the Spanish empire and ushered in a century of embarrassment and stagnation.

kick Merkel in the cunt and leave the EU

How much is the EU giving to Spain?

They haven't that level of retard. UE gives more advantages than problems

If there were some openly nationalist party, with good marketing and time in media, and if they work in their rethoric, people here just follow the masses, it happened with Pablemos, and it could happen with any party.

But it's not possible because right wing parties in this country are retarded as fuck and are, or a right wing version of Podemos, claiming for Franco and the past glory of Spain, or are a bunch of edgy retarded elders like Vox.

We need good leaders, and we haven't a single one.

Bah. Siempre se ha dicho eso, pero a mí me parece que es otro mito para tapar al suprema incompetencia de nuestra clase política, llena de dementes, degenerados e incompetentes.

Y les votamos, así que tenemos lo que nos merecemos.

>muh nationalism
Surprisingly, in some assbackwards way, you may have stumbled onto the solution. Spain's weak local economy and participation in EU means its currency valued higher than it should be. Which fucks with exports, tourism, and generally just depresses the economy. While countries whose currency is artificially lower clean house.

It's like United States. California cleans house, weak economy states are shitholes.

Make this guy the new caudillo.