What episodes would you look forward to, if this got adapted?

What episodes would you look forward to, if this got adapted?

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Either the original or Wish You Were Here, since everything else is basically
>dude humans are the real monsters lmao

The one with the biker and the hippie was pretty Kino

Family Values arc

The one in the swamp or the one with prince Harry. Don't really remember the others.

>its a main character contemplates killing his family before the horde of satanic savages barge in to split his baby sister's asshole in front of him before taking both her legs in both hands then ripping her in two from sheer strength alone then beating his hysterical mother to death with dual wielding halves of his now dead sister then facefucking his mother's corpse as he pisses his pants knowing he is next for the slaughter and that he should indeed have ended their lives before that door opened up episode

The one with the cannibal kids.


Tbqh Crossed could make a good series, provided they stick to the comic format (every so many episodes it's a new story set in the same world) instead of trying to make it a long-running narrative like Walking Dead. Maybe even adapt some of the comics stories. Less the bullshit ones like Psychopath and the rapist religious dad, and more like The Fatal Englishman or the Homo Tortor story. Then end the series with Crossed 100+ because that story was the shit.

HORSE COCK

I like the one where that neckbeard doesn't kill his wife so he has to watch her and his daughter get raped and eaten while they are raping her

This wonder if ABC will actually show it though

None. This is edgelord garbage.

This would never get adapted and stay true to the source material

Cringe.

The one in dawn of man times, minus the plot in the present

the only good crossed story is the webcomic

wish you were here, i think it was called

wtf was going on in september 2014 that had crossed being spammed on Sup Forums nonstop?

The original show and "wish you were here" would be great. you could also adapt some of the shorter stories, like the ones with the soldiers on one last mission or the plane crash.

wish you were here could be

just gotta move it to alaska and aleutian island

All the writers of this series end up getting bored and killing off all the characters just to end the story.

Wish you were here where the nun gets naked

If anyone wants to read

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so what was the resolution with that fireman nigger

He ded

Quelle suprise.

None. I appreciate the experiment of delving into the absolute highest priority of depravity, but it's a bit much for my tastes.

Well, they could delve more into copro.

The one with the four soldiers and the priest trying to get to the nuke bunker.

I agree with you.
They would definitely be good unique stories per every season a la True Detective.

FUCK OFF BACK TO Sup Forums YOU FUCKING FUCK!

YOU DON'T EVEN TRY. I'VE CALLED YOU OUT WHEN YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

The Boys is better than Crossed and would make a much better film. Imagine if boom The Boys film came out, or TV series. It'd be hailed as genius due to all the capeshit we have now.

Why? How? You can read it all for free online. Why would you shill something that 90% of people interested will end up getting for free?

>The Boys
>TV series
I've been blowing that horn for 3 years. It makes too much sense which is why it'll never happen.

where can I watch this episode?

DUDE EDGY LMAO

HORSECOCK

WYWH is legitimate art, one of the better comics I've ever read. It's a shame it still features stuff like a nun getting sodomized by a severed leg so there's no hope of anyone I actually know reading it.

Exactly. They could do 12 episodes, end it with the first superhero group (I forgot their name) being outed. That way if it's 2nd season doesn't come, it's ended on a good not. End the second season on the Warehouse scene in Russia, can either have it blow up or not (wait, did we know Butcher blew it up then or later?) and end it then. Then do another 12 episodes and end it with the Clean Up event outside the house. Then another 12 and end it with the Homelander enacting his plan. Then another 12 with it ending with Homelander being killed. Then a final 6 of Hughie realising what's happening and Frenchie and The Female death scenes.

If you really wanted to, you could save the series and edit out the worst scenes and tell your friends it was shit you don't think they'd be able to cope with.

But ultimately, Crossed is edgy shit with the pretence of story.

There are good goys who end up buying it

what happened to the crowdfunded seri-

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Doing the nun while she's having a seizure

It's a niche fetish of mine that is sadly lacking in content

Crossed isn't he edgiest shit I ever read
>dude humans are evil lmao
>they're only evil because of edge lord virus so I threw away the purpose of my comics lmao

>$-34000
Jesus

Don't care. The covers are almost always more interesting than the actual contents.

>Kikestarter
Dont make me say it

I love that one where the guy is trying to be edgy and thinks he has to fuck over everybody in his group in order to survive even though it is completely unnecessary to be a dick and he gets btfo at the end.

>not the march with them singing youtube.com/watch?v=SWSsWpqVJlI

Plebes.

>The Boys is better than Crossed

Understatement of the millennium. A rotten piece of shit is better than Crossed.

But yeah, The Boys just become more and more likely the further the cinematic capeshit universes goes on. We'll just have to hope it doesn't end up too late to get Simon Pegg on the cast.

This. Hughie is literally the perfect character for Pegg to play. Though Pegg is into comics, or used to be anyway. He might have moved away from it now so might be good for it.

What would you deem the edgiest then? I can't think of anything that is any different, really.

Sorry meant is

>what would you look forward to?

lung fucking a dolphin

Okay, fair enough. Crossed is edgy and anything similar is edgy. But you can't really one up Crossed. There might be edgier psychological shit, but I can't think of any right now.

None of them.

Crossed is a pointless exercise.

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+100 is just as good, its by alan moore and si spurrier

Crossed is the most fedora comic ever, you can't use that image to refute me.

It's convoluted shit with terrible fonts.

Crossed. By 14 year olds, for 14 year olds.

Trying to sound intellectual whilst saying stuff like

>pointless exercise

is indeed fedora

Crossed psychopath is the most edgy thing i have ever read

This shit is gay do people really like reading this edgy trash?

And yet you can't write anything nearly as successful and you've barely turned 15 yourself. I don't think Ennis cares, he has money and is in the industry.

how about I just call you a faggot

That would be really bad and uncreative. all in all a weal comeback. i hope you aren't actually thinking of doing this


retard

>edgy gore porn for 14 year olds
none?

>using the term 'pointless exercise' means you are trying to sound smart

???

Are you American?

Why are western comics either capeshit, or gross-out, edgy violence?

Worse. He's a Crossed fan.

>weal

All these Redditors ITT calling this thing edgy like it's a bad thing. No shit it's edgy. That's the point. It's overly edgy to the point it's actually funny and stupid. It's just some easy fun. Get your heads out of your asses and back to r/comics

>read this up to the point where they shoot the kids
>close tab

Well that didn't take very long to realize it was a waste of time

Why are eastern comics either Dragon Ball Z shit, or gross, creepy sex?

Nice try, You have to be a redditor to enjoy this garbage

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Maybe Tumblr is more your speed if you get so easily triggered by things you find problematic

this comic literally has feminists murdering men so it's right up their alley
go back to Sup Forums retard

Stay triggered

why is Sup Forums either know-nothing plebs or asshole shitposters?

>It's overly edgy to the point it's actually funny and stupid. It's just some easy fun.

You see this, Sup Forums? This is the real degeneracy. This is the mentality you need to fight.

it also has men raping and murdering women everywhere
It's like you took a look at Cannibal Island, saw a woman eating a man somewhere and declared it feminist
end yourself

Hey if I was that fat fuck I wouldn't care that I could pump out the most puerile, mind numbingly bad commentary on 'lel humans are the real monsters' either.

If only more Americans from the South were products of of the U.K. 1980s education system that scene would have made sense because they would have actually known that song.

What is this edgy memeshit?

fuck, that guy that was like an enforcer for the mob that is reliving the same day over and over as a crossed

One scene mocking what SJW would do if they had no inhibitions is literally the point of that fucking scene. As in, she was bat shit insane and murdered people. It was MOCKING them. Are you this fucking dense? Ennis is the fucking antithesis to SJW, when he has people fucking babies to death, mothers fucking their sons because why not and tons of other shit.

This is fat to you? Go away Mr Skeleton. But my point was, if it's so easy (you implied this with 'written by a 14 year old) then you should be able to do something that is much better. This isn't a case of "WELL YOU DO BETTER THAN", it's simple suggestion. I'm not saying Crossed is good; it isn't. But if you truly think that it's something a 14 year old could do, then you should be able to not only match it, b ut exceed it. You should be able to become a big name in comics if it was as easy as you posits. I look forward to your non-edgy and wildly successful deep and introspective work to reach the Top Sellers and you to get your dozens of awards very soon.

Ennis is an atheist (read: anti-Christian), a liberal, and a feminist. He was a SJW before his time. If his work seems inconsistent with the SJW zeitgeist it's because he's old and has more of an edgy 1968 mindset. He's cut from the same cloth.

First of all I'm not this guy Second of all if you don't think Crossed is good why are you defending it?

The feminist wasn't infected. Neither were the men. Actual infected weren't even in that story except in the background of one panel. It was the worst issue in the entire franchise.

First, don't jump into convos if they're not related, or at least tell me you're not him. Secondly, it is simply a case of 'you do better', sadly. I'm not defending Crossed, I'm defending people who like Crossed because they understand it is what it is. It's not trying to be anything else other than an edge fest.

I miss when Sup Forums was atheist. They changed because it became contrarion to do so. Now people go there and think they're amongst friends. They're not. As for a liberal? Got a source for that? As for feminist, got a source for that?

I'll be sure to give Crossed to some feminists I know and go "HEY THIS GUY IS A FEMINIST YOU'LL LOVE HIS WORK".

HORSE
COCK

>Sup Forums is one person
Also if people seriously think that Crossed will be adapted into film I draw your attention to the WANTED movie.

Nobody wants to watch that kind of thing outside of the people who saw Serbian film or the August Underground movies and said " yeah, more of this please". I don't think it would be much of an investment.

I used to Christpost on /new/ like what, 8 years ago? Sup Forums isn't one person.

Ennis outright stated that he's a feminist in an interview I read back when Preacher was still coming out in a response to why Tulip was "so well written" or some nonsense.

As for a liberal have you ever read anything else he's ever written? The guy left Ireland because he thought it was too conservative.

so "by 14 year olds, for 14 year olds"?

kino