Justin Long, more like JUSTin Tiny

Justin Long, more like JUSTin Tiny

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You know only 5-10% of men have a dick bigger than 6 inches

looks about 5 inches, not bad for an asian.

>average sized penises are now mocked

OP is a sizequeen faggot, watches too much porn, and probably likes bbc

This can't be true

nice alternative facts

...

maybe in america

>16cm
>mfw I'm now considered "big"
eat shit world, I'm a cool guy now!

Yeah but he was getting his dick sucked by Amanda Seyfried so I guess he's having the last laugh.

Whenever I see leaked celeb pics, I just feel precum oozing out at the thought of the powertrip of having an A-Lister gargle your cum.

Damn.

t. dicklet
in my gym every guy is at least 6.5"
i'm almost ashamed only being an average 7" especially since it looks tiny since i'm 6'6" tall

This, tbqh. I'm way bigger than that and I can't even get a handjob from my chubby coworker.

And he's probably bagged more chicks than this entire board combined.

He is getting the last laugh despite being an unfunny cunt.

LITTLE

Don't you have to get up early for school tomorrow?

He's fucking Lauren Mayberry from Chvrche aka Sup Forums's old waifu now.
I bet he fucked MEW when they were filming Die Hard together too.

you underestimate how many chinks exist and how small their dicks are.

where'd ya get that info bud?

>his gym lets manlets in
what the fuck.
my gym measured both height and dick length before issuing a membership, just to make sure no sissy fag boys get in.

>Drew Barrymore
>Amanda Seyfried
>Lauren Mayberry
>Kirsten Dunst
>Olga Kurylenko

He's done alright.

>ywn be stuck on a raft for a few weeks after a boating accident leaves you stranded with an unbearably hot stranger
>ywn get your last wish of losing your virginity granted and orgasm just as a passing ship takes notice of you

Just kill me now senpai

Stop lying

that dicks bigger than mine

>everyone in his gym walks around with boners

Some porn camera guy did an AMA once on reddit and said most dudes have dicks between 6 and 9 inches.
They just accentuate them using camera tricks or the dudes have had surgery.

That's a pretty decent sized benis. I think all the Blacked.com porn has rotted your brain

But . . . but that's at least 6, maybe 7 inches.

Wasn't that pretty much known

>cutdick
KEK

at most 6

Remember he is 5'9" and skinny af

Well apparently not here or anywhere else where an average sized dick is a joke to people.

You have to remember most people think Bang Bus is real. Critical thinking is a dying art.

>tfw 9 incher and will never get to use it ;_;

Justin (((Long)))

What's the point of having a hueg dick if you don't use it.
At least this guy is making good use of his vagina explorator

this pic was tame compared to THAT image.

>his gym locker room doesn't randomly break out in games of crabcock
time to stop going to a gay gym bro

I was basing that off of her hand. Quick reminder that any girl who isn't a virgin knows how big your dick is as soon as it's in her hand.

>dick is already small
>cut off more of it
Americucks.

faggot

A dollar bill is 6". That dick is short.

>tfw in the top 10%
>still a virgin

>people in this thread care about other dudes dicks


y'all gay as fuck lmfao

Actually, I thought Amanda Seyfried was tall for a woman but she's actually 1.59 cm.

>any girl who isn't a virgin knows how big your dick is as soon as it's in her hand.
this is a lie.
girls don't know shit about actual lengths, whether it be the dimensions of a coffee table or a penis.
I'm 6.4 inches and my girlfriend assumed I was 8 just by eye, when average sizes came up on Embarrassing Bodies.
I don't know if her past partners lied to her or what but no, women do not have lasers in their eyes allowing them to precisely measure your cock.

Sauce

>cut
It looks so unnatural, dry, disgusting and unhealthy.

I pity Americans and their Jew fetish.

>Sup Forums & MEW
>tfw ywn get alliterative slant rhyming top shelf pussy
>tfw ywn even get technical writing Barton Vodka pussy

>thinks cutting a piece of skin of your dick makes it bigger

>tfw 16inch dick
>tfw so insecure of my dick I have to lie about it on korean BBQ discussion site.
every time

>It looks so unnatural, dry, disgusting and unhealthy.

that's like you own opinion man. clearly Amanda doesn't care and Justin is having the last laugh of getting his cock sucked

lmaoing at you Sup Forumsirgin

Yeah but dude how else are they going to keep it clean without removing a piece of it.

>muh dik
and he's getting his small dick sucked by a chick like that, you mad?

I guess that's why I didn't say anything about eye-ing it, ya dingus.

>tfw math major making 300k at wendy's

>that
>small

Sounds more like jealousy

>tfw 4.5 inches small
>not a virgin

>Actually, I thought Amanda Seyfried was tall for a woman but she's actually 1.59 cm.

is she from Lilliput?

>Amanda doesn't care
Of course Miss (((Seyfried))) doesn't care, being an American sloot she doesn't know an intact penis.


borderline-microdick

like being jealous of a leg-stump

kek

My dick is only 5.5-6 inches maximum, so I can't really say shit about this guy's dick.

excuse me my friend but this is a private photo belonging to miss seyfreid and I don't think she'd appreciate you posting it so please delete,thanks

>tfw 5 inch pencil dick
>not a virgin with brown gf

could be worse. it's dumb to get hung up over shit you have no control over.

>((Seyfried))
back to Sup Forums retard

>Of course Miss (((Seyfried))) doesn't care, being an American sloot she doesn't know an intact penis.

Hey. You use those brackets only when necessary, dagnabbit.

>mfw in that 5-10%

>Olga Karalenko

That's upsetting.

Just remember, if you want a little piece of mind after all this -- LA is drenched with 8s to 10s. Guys bat drastically out of their league here and when you're famous even at his level, well. See OPs pic.

My ex was brown too. It seems like whites and blacks are the only true size queens around. Feels good, fellow little dick bro.

let's not delude ourselves, he's not exactly hung

Yeah but you're posting anime reaction pics on a Taiwanese stencilling forum so we all know you've never used it.

is this really Amanda Seyfriend and Justin Lung?

what image?

>tiny dicked faggots are congratulating themselves

you manlets need to kys

i.imgur.com/yBUhmPf.jpg

>tfw manlet (5'10) with 5 inch pencil dick
>still happier than you

i aint clicking that shit nigga tell me what its of

>she isn't sucking off the knot instead

DROPPED
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He's the one getting his cock sucked by Amanda Seyfriend and you're shitposting on an American copy of a Japanse imageboard.

>he's a big dicked virgin
I'm literally lmao'ing at you bro.

sums up the thread nicely

>tfw 6'2 with 8inch
>not only better but richer than you

sorry you buttblasted, fag.

user, just this once, trust me.

>Hop on

it's Amanda seyfried naked

Holy shit, she fucks dogs?

who said i was a virgin, cuck?

>6'2, 8 inch dude trying to prove his worth to us small dicked manlets

I'M
CRYING

why isn't she in prison for this

congrats bro. only one upset is you. you got mad at two non-virgins. says a lot.

JESUS

>being proud of being a small dicked manlet
>"im crying"

yeah i would too if i were you.

NIGGER MAD

you just KNOW

>its a small dicked nigga screamathon

its almost 3 am here. gonna crawl into bed with gf. night 6'2 big dick guy. at least you have more room in bed sleeping alone lol........

isn't justin long receiving head from lauren mayberry now?

you guys are so buttmad you insist im sleeping alone to make yourselves feel better.

how pathetic.

The fact that this exchange is happening at all is pathetic. Just think, if the internet didn't exist you wouldn't be trying to one up a person who you will never meet in your life.