CURLING:

CURLING:
WOMEN'S ROUND ROBIN SESSION 1
PART 2

first for claiming the jap team harem

SATSUKI
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FUJISAWA
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>tfw you will never euthanize eve as she suffers from terminal cancer
>you will never see her slightly fade away in your arms as she reaches a state of peace and euphoria
>there is no pain, you are receding
WHY EVEN LIVE

best team

2nd post seconding japanese superiority

1st leaf

I don't understand the whole "other team gets the hammer if you score" thing. Can anyone ELI5 how the hammer works?

JUST

Yellow fever fags are the gays of straights

@81602896
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Watching USA/Japan
>Hear Eve yelling Hard in the background

>having a cancer fetish

Okay I guess.

This should have been op pic

>americans

dumb mutt

Fuck you

"Hammer" just means last shot of the end.

i'm glad that they've got the qt smooth scottish accents, not the rough disgusting scottish accents

I hope your team is winning half way though the match user

If your team scores, the other team gets the advantage in throwing the last stone. So if one team gets behind, gets scored on, they have a better chance of evening it next round. It also adds another level of strategy in trying to control the hammer on the last end.

Don't steal my pic

>fantasizing about euthanizing someone
The fuck

I like brit qts more than japan qts 2bh

>Americans can't even make a wide open draw

We got another week of this, still plenty of threads to come.

She is the true curlfu.

Satsuki's Hokkaido accent a cute

Why didn't you cheer for her?

>the utter state of minnesconsin

USA men are beating Korea

USA men and JAP women will have a celebration orgy later

it's not about the death, it's about the sweet comfy feels eve will get as i hold her and we both reach a state of enlightenment in our own empathy

That jap cutie talking sounds so cute.

>venezuelan taste in women

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Nice shot by ANNA.

damn that was pretty good

I'd fall on my ass if I tried sliding like that

I have for years though

wtf
is our alternate a literal midget?

There's other things you can be empathetic about you know.

>be american
>don't get shot

USA doesn't even deserve to be there with this fucking team.

>VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
MUH DICK

>6’ vs 5’11

>McManus

wot

>sweden sends their paralympics team instead
bad mannered

why did eve's body go to shit after the abortion?

Chinami Yoshida is cuter, IMO.

But Satsuki is a valid choice.

dammit becky

shes probably 5'4" lol

please don't be an ableist, this is a /nobully/ thread

I think the US is doing fairly well this end.

>McManus
>SWE

ahhh scarfu is so qt I want to die

Funny how the girls in the Swedish team look like mean femdoms while the girls in the Danish team look very pure and innocent

>Eve

Sweden bribing scotts to change citizenship to boost their curling

I cant image not having yellow fever. Being mostly attracted to bland looking white women.

Why isn’t pic related the mandatory attached image for all finnish posts btw

I can't tell if we suck or Japan is that good

OAR team is garbage

Satsuki's turtleneck/scarf thing she's got going on is super cute. She's like an anime character.

both

>starting to feel sorry for them

Steve Cram is such a fucking pussy.

Does sweeping slow it down or speed it up?

She was literally stolen by Vikings as a young girl

I'm going with we suck

Japan is definitely very good.

Anti-bullying rules desu

Even cuter when she's using it to hide her coughs

Japan is making good shots, but we really fucking suck hard.

*Japanese screeching*

Asians look even more alike than niggers user

Speed it up, it reduces the friction of the ice.

From what someone said in the last thread, our team does kinda suck, but more than that...

Apparantly the Japanese team has trained for a hot minute in canada with the top canadian teams and coaches, so they are, in fact, very fucking good.

For what reason japan decided to invest money in curling, nobody knows.

Did they steal her tits too?

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Good post haha mind if I save it?

It's not either/or.

what a good shot, that.

US is getting a bit better as the game goes along though.

Satsuki's tactics can't be beat

Pagan savages desu

>hasselborg
wew

eves skin is horrible wtf

I hope USA concedes. Becca Hamilton is more JUST than Schuster.

GTFO

of course sven

>For what reason japan decided to invest money in curling, nobody knows.
because it's a sport that doesn't require its players to be giants.

>Right in the center
>Knocks the yellow out at the same time

Scarfu is a fucking madman

>For what reason japan decided to invest money in curling, nobody knows.

The power of anime.

Women curlers are their latest answer to K-pop idols.

>Greece
>Finland
Shitty weather is the single most important factor in suicide rate isn't it?

I was watching the Men's USA vs KOR replay by mistake and threw an epithet the moment I switched to Women's USA vs JPN

Anna Sloan literally sounds like a little girl

Hes right

Which is the most watchable matchup right now? I know japan is going to btfo USA so

Japan knows waifus, and they know people watch Olympic curling for waifus. They know how to grab the virgin market.

>just eatin snacks
they are so relaxed kek.

They are all blowout.

wtf what a frightening picture I found