CURLING:
WOMEN'S ROUND ROBIN SESSION 1
PART 2
CURLING:
first for claiming the jap team harem
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>tfw you will never euthanize eve as she suffers from terminal cancer
>you will never see her slightly fade away in your arms as she reaches a state of peace and euphoria
>there is no pain, you are receding
WHY EVEN LIVE
best team
2nd post seconding japanese superiority
1st leaf
I don't understand the whole "other team gets the hammer if you score" thing. Can anyone ELI5 how the hammer works?
JUST
Yellow fever fags are the gays of straights
@81602896
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Watching USA/Japan
>Hear Eve yelling Hard in the background
>having a cancer fetish
Okay I guess.
This should have been op pic
>americans
dumb mutt
Fuck you
"Hammer" just means last shot of the end.
i'm glad that they've got the qt smooth scottish accents, not the rough disgusting scottish accents
I hope your team is winning half way though the match user
If your team scores, the other team gets the advantage in throwing the last stone. So if one team gets behind, gets scored on, they have a better chance of evening it next round. It also adds another level of strategy in trying to control the hammer on the last end.
Don't steal my pic
>fantasizing about euthanizing someone
The fuck
I like brit qts more than japan qts 2bh
>Americans can't even make a wide open draw
We got another week of this, still plenty of threads to come.
She is the true curlfu.
Satsuki's Hokkaido accent a cute
Why didn't you cheer for her?
>the utter state of minnesconsin
USA men are beating Korea
USA men and JAP women will have a celebration orgy later
it's not about the death, it's about the sweet comfy feels eve will get as i hold her and we both reach a state of enlightenment in our own empathy
That jap cutie talking sounds so cute.
>venezuelan taste in women
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Nice shot by ANNA.
damn that was pretty good
I'd fall on my ass if I tried sliding like that
I have for years though
wtf
is our alternate a literal midget?
There's other things you can be empathetic about you know.
>be american
>don't get shot
USA doesn't even deserve to be there with this fucking team.
>VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
MUH DICK
>6’ vs 5’11
>McManus
wot
>sweden sends their paralympics team instead
bad mannered
why did eve's body go to shit after the abortion?
Chinami Yoshida is cuter, IMO.
But Satsuki is a valid choice.
dammit becky
shes probably 5'4" lol
please don't be an ableist, this is a /nobully/ thread
I think the US is doing fairly well this end.
>McManus
>SWE
ahhh scarfu is so qt I want to die
Funny how the girls in the Swedish team look like mean femdoms while the girls in the Danish team look very pure and innocent
>Eve
Sweden bribing scotts to change citizenship to boost their curling
I cant image not having yellow fever. Being mostly attracted to bland looking white women.
Why isn’t pic related the mandatory attached image for all finnish posts btw
I can't tell if we suck or Japan is that good
OAR team is garbage
Satsuki's turtleneck/scarf thing she's got going on is super cute. She's like an anime character.
both
>starting to feel sorry for them
Steve Cram is such a fucking pussy.
Does sweeping slow it down or speed it up?
She was literally stolen by Vikings as a young girl
I'm going with we suck
Japan is definitely very good.
Anti-bullying rules desu
Even cuter when she's using it to hide her coughs
Japan is making good shots, but we really fucking suck hard.
*Japanese screeching*
Asians look even more alike than niggers user
Speed it up, it reduces the friction of the ice.
From what someone said in the last thread, our team does kinda suck, but more than that...
Apparantly the Japanese team has trained for a hot minute in canada with the top canadian teams and coaches, so they are, in fact, very fucking good.
For what reason japan decided to invest money in curling, nobody knows.
Did they steal her tits too?
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Good post haha mind if I save it?
It's not either/or.
what a good shot, that.
US is getting a bit better as the game goes along though.
Satsuki's tactics can't be beat
Pagan savages desu
>hasselborg
wew
eves skin is horrible wtf
I hope USA concedes. Becca Hamilton is more JUST than Schuster.
GTFO
of course sven
>For what reason japan decided to invest money in curling, nobody knows.
because it's a sport that doesn't require its players to be giants.
>Right in the center
>Knocks the yellow out at the same time
Scarfu is a fucking madman
>For what reason japan decided to invest money in curling, nobody knows.
The power of anime.
Women curlers are their latest answer to K-pop idols.
>Greece
>Finland
Shitty weather is the single most important factor in suicide rate isn't it?
I was watching the Men's USA vs KOR replay by mistake and threw an epithet the moment I switched to Women's USA vs JPN
Anna Sloan literally sounds like a little girl
Hes right
Which is the most watchable matchup right now? I know japan is going to btfo USA so
Japan knows waifus, and they know people watch Olympic curling for waifus. They know how to grab the virgin market.
>just eatin snacks
they are so relaxed kek.
They are all blowout.
wtf what a frightening picture I found