I unironically wish I was Chris-chan

I unironically wish I was Chris-chan

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No real cares or worries. Pure autistic sperging.

This sounds alot like something chris chan would say...

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SOCKNESS IS THAT YOU?

No it's just me, user
Noe

Well why not!

Man of culture detected.

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Part 27 is out:

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I'd kill my son if he ever turned out like this piece of shit, i give chris chan a year to live after his mother passes away.

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Upload his rape vid !!!!!

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Someone please buy him an IRL backplck first. He'll be homeless.

I'd be chris chan prior to the sex change, only difference is I'd revamp his character to be extremely alpha but only because he knows the only people that can fuck with him for it are on the internet.

Is it ok to wish I'll on him ?
Sometimes I feel like I'm a bad person for laughing at this fuckard

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Make sure audio levels are up this time

>Carlos Chantor

No I mean IRL shit, like vitaly levels of bullshit

Thanks user

Was trying to find the one where Sup Forums forced him to rape himself

Vomit hub

Whyd you post a picture of ian anderson?

You think his parents heard this but just ignored it, that though always passes through my head they had to hear some of the shit he was doing, granted bob and barb are of older age so hearing lose is a major possibility but i feel like that had to hear some of his raptard antics.

Is he the only person on the planet with a legitimate gangstalking claim?

JULIE

Julayyy julayyy

dude brought it upon himself.

Perry from windy city heat, and ex scientologists

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Heres the real chris chan, not that impostor Ian Brandon Anderson

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im still amazed at how he had the character down so fucking well even to the tone of voice and cadence

have you guys seen the ghost hunting vid some kids made with chris chan lmao

This sent that fuckard into orbit

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Anyone else watch the Geno Samuel youtube docos???

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chris is a hero OG meme who has earned his respect

Youre confusing respect with pity

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OG memes don't work like that. Name an older living active human meme with lore...

I have my own chris chan. This guy is a local legendary autismo
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My friends trolled him pretending to be a girl and got him to cum in his hand

Won't be living much longer once him mom passes

That's pretty gay of your friends

We lulled pretty hard

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Who cares whatever definition you call it, he is the most pitiful person on the internet, an "OG" meme, but still pitiful

Yeah, you're a faggot. The difference is that Chris Chan has been a creep of negative forces. This guy seems like a good dude who just enjoys spending time with his family, your friends are queers. Not even moralfagging

We do fuck eachother every once in a while

No, the meme will get darker and lead to the final boss.

I feel bad for bob, his letters to chris broke my heart knowing what he became

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Everyone talking smack but everyone knows him.


Who will know you faggot, when you pass?

Chek'd, all publicity is good publicity only when you have a product to sell, Chris doesn't have shit to sell. He's just someone who will be remember for jerking off to Smashmouth and being a gullible loser.

chris chan is honestly the scum of the earth and his only saving grace on this miserable planet is he's brought us countless hours of entertainment out of sheer stupidity and social cues, no I'm not blaming all of hia actions purley on him or his autism but after awhile you really think he'd just give it up.

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oh man any source on those? ive never seen them

Kind of a stupid vid but best i could find. Its gone over in the so far 27part doc also

ah ok I'll rewatch, I kinda just had that one on in the background
thanks

I forgot to put the link
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRc0askafq0
Like i said its kinda dumb but easier then going through a 20+ hour doc

man that's honestly heartbreaking
I sincerely wish they would have got chris some professional help long ago
imagine dying knowing your son is this way

Every fathers worst nightmare. I feel bad for bob, he did all he could, expect getting professional help for his son, which may be because they couldnt afford it, but i doubt that

I think he was a good dude
they were just old as shit and that generation definitely isn't fond of addressing mental illness but at this point Chris is beyond help

There are more sagas though, just wait. Her channel is

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PIKACHU IS LIFE

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You have your OC ready for the merge, don't you?

oh I'm waiting with bated breath, gonna have to subscribe. I followed him on twitter already and the comments are gold
the entire story so far has just been fascinating and such a great view into mental illness

my oc is hitler I can't wait

I think one of his nips fell on my pizza once

are you fucking bullying him right now? this is outrageous! Stop immediately!

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my body is ready; I just wanna see what Christine does with the merge irl

So glad to be with frens here, god bless Chris and the merge.

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All big Christory fans here know this will end big.

Hail Pikachu Universe
Hail Barb and her undignified death
Hail Chris and the inevitable national-media end to the meta-saga.

Does Chris-chan have guns???

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Also why does captcha like traffic-lights so much?

no shit man barb is on her last leg and I cannot wait to see how chris handles her passing. I know that's extremely fucked to say but I have to be honest
this shit is like reality tv for Sup Forumstards

Chris doesn't have the capacity for diligent property transfer. I can only hop the whole process is captured on internet.

I'm not gonna lie, I hope he goes postal.

I hope Barb dies happy I seriously mean that. But when her end comes we must be there to support and document. I know we laugh sometimes but we must do the best we can to keep documentation of Chris. A Patreon could be a chance....could some rich lurker make it happen pls...

Captcha is teaching Google's self driving car AI