I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY! ABOUT A LUCKY MAN WHO SLIPPED THE GAME AND THOUGH THE NEWS WAS RATHER SAD WELL I JUST HAD TO LAUGH I SAW THE PHOTOGRAPH.
HE SLIPPED HIMSELF OUT IN THE PITCH HE DIDN'T NOTICE DEMBA BA WAS THERE A CROWD OF PEOPLE STOOD AND STARED HIS FACE HAD THEM INTRIGUED NOBODY WAS REALLY SURE IF HE HAD EVER WON THE LEAGUE! I SAW A FILM TODAY, OH BOY! THE SCOUSER TEAM HAD JUST WON THE LEAGUE AND THOUGH THE FILM WAS BLACK AND WHITE THEY DIDN’T GET IT RIGHT DIDN’T SHOWED THE FIGHT THIS DOES NOT SLIP LAD!
>W’ke oop, slipp’d outta bed, >Punch’d me wife across her ‘ed >Found me way downstairs and drank some scotch, >An’ l’king oop Oi n’ticed Oi wuz late.
>Then r’member dunn have a job >But did ha’ s’mething t’ rob >Found me way upstairs and ha’ four smokes, >S’meb’dy cr’sh’d me and I slipped into a dream.
I READ THE NEWS TODAY OH BOY! 96 DEAD IN SHEFFIELD, YORKSHIRE AND THOUGH NONE OF THEM HAD A GUN MAGGIE THATCHER KILLED THEM FOR FUN NOW THEY KNOW HOW MANY DEAD SCOUSERS IT TAKES TO BOYCOTT THE SUN! THIS DOES NOT SLIP LAD!
Ryan Adams
DELET THIS!
Jackson Brown
BASED PORTO POSTER
Angel Mitchell
I REALLY hope that liverpoo get raped by Porto FC tonight
Aaron Collins
Legendary Portofrog poster is back! Yay! Hope you are doing great buddy
Carson Baker
tonight we are going to expose >lelverpool and there is literally nothing that you can do about it
Isaiah James
>green text for the Paul part
Wtf I love the autistic moor now
Mason White
>tfw want Liverpool to win but love these threads
Landon Foster
If liverpool win what apologise will be.
Caleb Turner
None
Benjamin Hall
Did John Krasinski make a serious mistake by choosing that Brit woman over qt Pam?
Noah Rodriguez
KEEP IWT ALIVE
Brandon Moore
BASED
Jose Scott
Good luck Porto, >we will forgive you for selling us Mangala if you get through
Alexander Campbell
No.
Charles Williams
Are these kind of threads what undiagnosed mental illness looks like?
Sup Forums actually used to be funny, I'm not even sure what this is.
Mason Walker
That's because you're a board tourist spastic who's never done anything witty
Ethan Cooper
She's a creepy weirdo irl
Dylan Moore
Witty? Fucking hell mate are you a spaz.
Owen Myers
No, she's creepy and looks old now, while Emily is wife tier.
Logan Hughes
absolutely assblasted scouser
Brandon Ward
cringe desu
Aiden Roberts
No, I told you, you're the spastic. Do keep up.
Kayden Evans
R
Gabriel Scott
T
Andrew Baker
H
Colton Martinez
I
Wyatt Young
S
Austin Bell
D
Jaxon Edwards
O
Kevin Hernandez
E
Gabriel Perez
S
Jonathan Howard
N
Andrew Edwards
O
Jason Scott
T
Dominic Bailey
F
Luke Wilson
O
Michael Thompson
O
Easton Cooper
how does she do it?
Grayson Morales
K
Chase Parker
I
Tyler Morris
N
Owen Stewart
S
Noah Roberts
H
Jace Butler
Hey la it's stevie g la can I help you with your combo?
Jason Cook
L
Liam Robinson
I
Caleb Wright
C
David Williams
K
James Evans
P
Eh, close enough
Colton Flores
what the fuck is this thread lel
Robert Bailey
This does not fookin shlick la
Jordan Wood
schlickp*
Poor Stevie G got a lisp and had a spasm
Jackson Harris
It's getting closer
The flames are now licking my body
Brayden King
ARBEITINHO MACHT FREITAS, GET READY LIVERPOOP
Colton Wright
>tfw nobody is caring about we getting raped
Josiah Stewart
OH NO
John Walker
(you)
Carson Thompson
I fully expect to never EVER see you on Sup Forums again
BTFO
Christian Jackson
see you next year based portoposter friend you will come back stronger
Blake Clark
>the absolute STATE of (You) Bruh look at this doooood... OH NO NO NO NO
Xavier Edwards
NEED the slags lads
Jeremiah Murphy
I'm sorry, but I HAVE to do this, Porto.
Christian Baker
We're fucking you delicate little latino lads so hard that our todgers are starting to chaf tbqhwyf
I am NOT Portoposter. I am just a Benfica friend who came here to laugh too.
Kevin Thompson
DAS IT MANE
Elijah Green
OH NO NO NO NO NONONO
Adrian Cooper
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH LA
Landon Jones
No way Liverpool let a 3-0 leed slip la
Joseph Moore
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
Daniel Powell
Hopefully now you geezers stay out of the board forever and acknowledge that ronaldo is the only reason why everyone sometimes remembers you. This is the ultimate banishment.
Charles Gomez
Well, op did promise rape
Christian Cruz
hahahahahahahaha, this is the biggest rape I've ever seen in Sup Forums. You need an ass transplant, tripeiro.
HAHAHAH INSECURE FAN OF LITERAL WHO CLUB JUMPS ON THE ABL BANDWAGON CHATTING SHIT TO SCORE POINTS WITH SALTY A/SP/IES, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AT THE END OF HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME. SAD!
Landon Morris
4(FOUR)
Jacob Walker
Portolad is ok by me but I can’t resist a good oh no no no ahahahahahahahaha