Happy Valentine's Day, Sup Forums! And get ready for tonight's rape, Liverpool!

I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY!
ABOUT A LUCKY MAN WHO SLIPPED THE GAME
AND THOUGH THE NEWS WAS RATHER SAD
WELL I JUST HAD TO LAUGH
I SAW THE PHOTOGRAPH.

HE SLIPPED HIMSELF OUT IN THE PITCH
HE DIDN'T NOTICE DEMBA BA WAS THERE
A CROWD OF PEOPLE STOOD AND STARED
HIS FACE HAD THEM INTRIGUED
NOBODY WAS REALLY SURE
IF HE HAD EVER WON THE LEAGUE!
I SAW A FILM TODAY, OH BOY!
THE SCOUSER TEAM HAD JUST WON THE LEAGUE
AND THOUGH THE FILM WAS BLACK AND WHITE
THEY DIDN’T GET IT RIGHT
DIDN’T SHOWED THE FIGHT
THIS DOES NOT SLIP LAD!

>W’ke oop, slipp’d outta bed,
>Punch’d me wife across her ‘ed
>Found me way downstairs and drank some scotch,
>An’ l’king oop Oi n’ticed Oi wuz late.

>Then r’member dunn have a job
>But did ha’ s’mething t’ rob
>Found me way upstairs and ha’ four smokes,
>S’meb’dy cr’sh’d me and I slipped into a dream.

I READ THE NEWS TODAY OH BOY!
96 DEAD IN SHEFFIELD, YORKSHIRE
AND THOUGH NONE OF THEM HAD A GUN
MAGGIE THATCHER KILLED THEM FOR FUN
NOW THEY KNOW HOW MANY DEAD SCOUSERS IT TAKES TO BOYCOTT THE SUN!
THIS DOES NOT SLIP LAD!

DELET THIS!

BASED PORTO POSTER

I REALLY hope that liverpoo get raped by Porto FC tonight

Legendary Portofrog poster is back! Yay!
Hope you are doing great buddy

tonight we are going to expose >lelverpool and there is literally nothing that you can do about it

>green text for the Paul part

Wtf I love the autistic moor now

>tfw want Liverpool to win but love these threads

If liverpool win what apologise will be.

None

Did John Krasinski make a serious mistake by choosing that Brit woman over qt Pam?

KEEP IWT ALIVE

BASED

Good luck Porto, >we will forgive you for selling us Mangala if you get through

No.

Are these kind of threads what undiagnosed mental illness looks like?

Sup Forums actually used to be funny, I'm not even sure what this is.

That's because you're a board tourist spastic who's never done anything witty

She's a creepy weirdo irl

Witty? Fucking hell mate are you a spaz.

No, she's creepy and looks old now, while Emily is wife tier.

absolutely assblasted scouser

cringe desu

No, I told you, you're the spastic. Do keep up.

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how does she do it?

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Hey la it's stevie g la can I help you with your combo?

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Eh, close enough

what the fuck is this thread lel

This does not fookin shlick la

schlickp*

Poor Stevie G got a lisp and had a spasm

It's getting closer

The flames are now licking my body

ARBEITINHO MACHT FREITAS, GET READY LIVERPOOP

>tfw nobody is caring about we getting raped

OH NO

(you)

I fully expect to never EVER see you on Sup Forums again

BTFO

see you next year based portoposter friend
you will come back stronger

>the absolute STATE of (You)
Bruh look at this doooood... OH NO NO NO NO

NEED the slags lads

I'm sorry, but I HAVE to do this, Porto.

We're fucking you delicate little latino lads so hard that our todgers are starting to chaf tbqhwyf

HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

Actually quite creative

Get fucked you dumb little nigger looooool

OH NO NO NO

Please do NOT reply before reading this

I am NOT Portoposter.
I am just a Benfica friend who came here to laugh too.

DAS IT MANE

OH NO NO NO NO NONONO

OP ON SUICIDE WATCH LA

No way Liverpool let a 3-0 leed slip la

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

Hopefully now you geezers stay out of the board forever and acknowledge that ronaldo is the only reason why everyone sometimes remembers you. This is the ultimate banishment.

Well, op did promise rape

hahahahahahahaha, this is the biggest rape I've ever seen in Sup Forums. You need an ass transplant, tripeiro.

End of an era, Portoposting is dead

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I am more tenacious than your people, Starboi

I am finding a way out of this

>I am finding a way out of this

>I am finding a way out of this

Try overdosing on barbiturates

I am sorry Porto poster
I had more faith in your league.

>op

The scousers think faster than we, you can't expect us to be able to get rid of that

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Portoposter is dead
His team's a pile of poo

AHAHAAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>OP
>Pooorto

Kek

AND AGAIN

HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

goddamn dude

>Fourto

HAHAHAH
INSECURE FAN OF LITERAL WHO CLUB JUMPS ON THE ABL BANDWAGON CHATTING SHIT TO SCORE POINTS WITH SALTY A/SP/IES, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AT THE END OF HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME. SAD!

4(FOUR)

Portolad is ok by me but I can’t resist a good oh no no no ahahahahahahahaha

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6 (SIX)

Five Portoposter
I'm sorry

What the fuck, Portobro.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS THREAD

It's coming home la.