What sports should be added to the Olympics to get the United Kingdom some pity medals?

What sports should be added to the Olympics to get the United Kingdom some pity medals?

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Dick sucking on ice

JUSTing

Snow Cycling

Dis

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warm ketchup eating

(snow) Tug of war
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tug_of_war_at_the_Summer_Olympics

Being drunk dangerous motherfuckers on slopes

this autistic attachment with UK and muslims has never once been funny

easy, Jamal

seriously how do you find "lol stop not lettting Abdul plow your wife or you'll get jailed xDDD" funny? this is the type of shit brainlet children make up for simple laughs

Hi triggered bong

Luge and bobsled exist. There aren't many winter sports where the athlete is seated.

fence clinging

Feels good knowing every time an event gets added that it's an easy medal for the USA. Just look at what is getting added in Tokyo.

>Baseball
>Softball
>Skateboarding
>Surfing

The domination will just continue.

OBSESSED

i have no attachment to that inbred country of granny praisers it's just that you idiots do these extensive texts that essentially explain the joke you're trying to make that wasn't funny to begin with
most of the best stuff that came from Sup Forums were clean and simple sentences and pics not rehashed statements trying to outwit themselves by adding further rehashed statements

this guy gets it

we will beat you in surfing

Drinking games

Whining

Ice darts and Snookling

k

endurance drinking, reckon we could at least get a bronze

We don't need summer olympic gimmies.

Tea sipping
Snippy passive aggressive comment making
Brexiting

>against finland russia and other eastern europeans

No

whining

nah we're up and coming in that, think we'll outpace them in a few years

>Baseball
Cuba wracked your shit in the past
>Softball
Clearly an amerilard event so you can statpad
>Skateboarding
This is not only absolutely nothing related to the Olympics but also not a sport at all. Clearly an amerilard event so you can statpad
>Surfing
We will wrack your shit in the future.

why isn't bandy an olympic sport but they've got 67 types of skiing?

Winning 2-2 in Italy

>Softball
Isn't this just baseball for out of shape officer workers?

we do pretty well at the olympics don't we?

Snooker
Darts
Any pastime for alcoholics between consecutive ales

Gold: Finland, and it's not even close
Silver: Russia
Bronze: Poland or some meme country with naturalised Russians and Finns

shit, i forgot about eastern europe

Darts

For women actually.

that's normal

>Cuba wracked your shit in the past
The US has never sent it's best players because the Olympics happen during baseball season.

Documentary narration

A spot you can sit down through, don’t get how we aren’t goats at that sledding thing

Mountaineering

we're good at subjugating people to carry all our stuff for us and basically pull us up the slope

*winter olympics

Not brushing your teeth

why is everyone being mean to us? :(

pls be nice

Isn't banter supposed to be your thing?

non-shit banter

>americans discussing banter

lmao

Strongman

Darts.

Calling areas of outstanding natural beauty and pretty, quaint towns "shiteholes".

Here you go.

Ice Road Truckers

back 2 reddit little snowflake

ice cricket. with a puck.

Just add 'snow' or 'winter' to the end of any regular sport the UK does well in.

>Implying Sup Forums isn't the most Reddit of them all

The "country people are obsessed about" medal, UK would win it every time.

> winter rugby
> snow snooker

Gang grooming

Losing colonies

cycling on ice

this
it's so forced

Building mosques on ice

This ain't Sup Forums

Not too bad at that yourselves

Buddy I'll have you know that I've seen Taskmaster. I know banter.

>ice darts

genocide

Arctic fox hunting

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8458480.stm
100m road crawl

luge is germany wins lol

Covering up large-scale nationwide sexual abuse of little white girls at the hands of muslim men of pakistani origin for decades. On ice.

Ice Cycling and Ice Boating

What did they mean by this?

Why are we so much better at sports than every other European country? It's almost embarrassing at this point.

ah yes I remember the UK being relevant at some point in time.

Wow it's sad how far you've fallen.

>australia
christ

Most Olympic sports which the Brits are good at are memes like row row row your boat, riding your bumpy BMX and dodging rocks with a canoe.

bbc.com/sport/olympics/37132833

>bbc.com/sport/olympics/37132833
>80 athletics medals
Good article, faggot

Can't we just add soccer? They invented the sport so surely they should easily win.

t.muslim mayor

snow soccer would be noice

> British reading comprehension
Holy shit, the memes were true.

Winter Bake Off

Endurance Queuing

Dental games?

russia is right behind you tho

>be Canada
>be frozen in most parts of the country for 9 months out of the year
>still manage to get three times the medals of Australia

You can't make this shit up.

It doesn't matter what sports you add, every sad anglo on that shitty little island is still stuck in 1945, screeching about German and French conspiracies to dominate them. We could add a sport in 'being the most backwards and pathetic country on earth', but england would have to break out of its time warp to participate

Kazakhstan has a medal

AND THE UK DOESNT.

Come on ex soviets join in the shitposting lah

what a pathetic nation. I can't wait for them to actually leave the EU, so that we can finally move forward.

Ice cycling, it's just normal velodrome but with ice in the middle of the arena

I'm very surprised we even got 7th

Nice proxy

you're not even a real country

The fact it is so unfunny and gets angry responses like yours is exactly what's keeping this meme alive you nugget.

>144.3 million population