Men Double Luge

ITS time for this

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What are >our chances of winning?

Should be good

literally the gayest sport

What's the point of adding a man on you beside enjoying anal sex at 150 km/h?

Holy YUM

Mixed Double could be fun

Who thought that make this sport was a good idea?

We could win this, then team, then bobsled. Also Team biathlon, (team) ski jumping. Based Dreßen could do it as well.

Missing anything else?

Is there a triple?

>your dick between my ass cheeks the sport

No

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>hey lets stack up more people on the sled
>that sure is a good idea

oh user, you slay me

Quadruple luge when?

I'd totally endure being luge top, the whole process, finding the right, muscular bottom to carry my weight, our sweaty, muscular bodies locking together perfectly during training practice, feeling his throbbing cock between my ass cheeks as we slide forward and backwards together, his erection getting harder and harder as my quivering asshole touches the tip of his penis with only a thin spandex film separating the two. Then we'd look each other in the eyes, and all inhibitions would come off, I would get on all fours and let him ram my ass, whimpering and moaning as I unwillingly get hard myself from the prostate stimulation. We would climax and ejaculate together, at the same time, and I would hold back the tears in my eyes because I know the team chemistry is necessary to win the Olympic gold.

> and let's give medals for it

no homo tho

I, uh... won't catch the gay if I watch this, r-right?

why is this even a sport?

100m piggyback sprint when?

Is there any gayporn based on this sport? (asking out of curiosity)

Imagine getting into luge and being like; "yep, I want to do the one where I lay on top of another dude's junk"

There will be only two runs anderen Not four

Haha nice post op you got me cracking!

I don't mind saying it.

Here we banned too?

I think a lot of the doubles guys are also singles. They're just comfortable enough in their masculinity to have gay sex for the shot at another medal.

How does one train to be on top?

I saw this pic on Sup Forums the other day and I literally thought this picture was a shoop and you all were just fucking around.

How the fuck is this actually a real thing. What the fuck.

Getting on all fours is a guaranteed disqualification, user. Luge has strict rules.

This is actually a good question.
How does one train to become a luge champion anyway?

Why? They probably do it in a backdoor.

Do they have to switch positions? Imagine the glory of being a top champion.

Technically this is a mixed event, meaning that a female and a male or two females can form a team. However, all athletes in this competition are male...

Is there the same thing for women???

can someone actually explain the sport to me? Because it's exactly the same as normal luge except you've got another fucking guy lying on top of you or under you literally doing nothing, just coming along for the ride

You can invite a woman in team and show everyone you're not a fag but u can't win a medal with woman.

No

Reminder that this Canadian IRL shitpost happened during Sochi '14.

uk.reuters.com/article/olympics-luge-doubles-video-idUKL3N0LF35620140210

BuMP

im pretty sure you understand it user

>Despite allowing mixed-gender teams, the doubles event remains male-dominated due to height, weight and strength compatibility issues between athletes of the opposite sex.

interesting....

deutschlandwinslol?

>“It’s a gross misrepresentation of everything. All of it seems like a lie to me,” Niccum, the oldest member of the American luge team at 36 and now a three-time Olympian, told Reuters.

>“To compare sports to sexuality is ridiculous,” added Niccum of the video, which can be viewed on the Toronto-based organisation’s website (www.cidi-icdi.ca).

>”When we were kids I didn’t get on the doubles sled thinking, well it never even crossed my mind, that ‘oh, this is gay’. You think of like...wrestlers...football players, or whoever...‘oh it’s male on male contact so something is going on’. It’s just sportsmanship. When did we come so sexual about everything?

American spergs out over literally nothing, the sun rises, yawn.

Team ski jumping we dont stand a chance, Wellinger or Freitag could theoretically win gold on the large hill though.

You are missing the nordic combined competitions and maybe Rebensburg.

Could not be more proud of these brave pioneers

>nordic combined competitions
how many are there? frenzl already won today

Theres large hill and team remaining. Team especially should be gold i think.

...so is this not the gay thread?

Is this for medals?

Ye

apparently lmao

thanks

Yes, there are two runs and both are today

who feeling comfy here

implying this isnt the GOAT competition

>3 gold medals ahead of 2nd place

why does no one want to play with us? :(

does mixed gender luge doubles exist?

summoning germ who i asked to watch snowboarding

Yeah, but, because of the FUCKING PATRIARCHY, today will only feature teams of men

see

Which of these events gets the highest speed?

this is so dumb

oh wow, this really looks gay

I'd literally rather be caught watching gay porn then this.

Name a gayer sport

What does the bottom guy do?

P A T R I C I A N

All these slow-mo hd shots! Let's find out who has the biggest package.

soccer

Fucking krauts statpadding gold with such a meme sport.

>that actual fatty

cum

You steer the top man with subtle, rehearsed movements of your erect penis which is normally inserted into the top man's anus.

You can actually see the dick of the front guy what the fuck this is by FAR the gayest sport on earth lmao

get a stauner

Men's individual figure skating

i don't think semen slurping sport is for me, lads.

>Incestuous latvian gay couple

Are singles or doubles faster?

...

Says the toothpaste

I'm giggling like a madman watching this shit

>speeding downhill 100mph dick first
Manliest sport?

no it's unironically less gay then this

>latgay bros

Is this the sport where people die? If not I'm not watching this shit

>in luge, the bottom is actually the top
what a sport

Grug no like this sport
Grug no like gay men
Why no women

>the year is now 2026
>octuple luge is now a thing

...

>track record for putting your foot down
Great it's going to TR every run

how many people actually do this sport? I would imagine 90 percent of people that do it makes the olympics.

two guys driving down some ice path at 123km/h you tell me

Typical causes of death in this sport are syphilis and AIDS, not to forget rectal bleeding.

one fatality in 2010

>the bigger men are on top the smaller men are on the bottom
>for aerodynamic reasons
right.

i think i'm gonna go wank one to lesbian porn waiting for the hockey game to clean myself i can no longer truthfully say that i've never watched gay porn

>germanywinslol