ITS time for this
Men Double Luge
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What are >our chances of winning?
Should be good
literally the gayest sport
What's the point of adding a man on you beside enjoying anal sex at 150 km/h?
Holy YUM
Mixed Double could be fun
Who thought that make this sport was a good idea?
We could win this, then team, then bobsled. Also Team biathlon, (team) ski jumping. Based Dreßen could do it as well.
Missing anything else?
Is there a triple?
>your dick between my ass cheeks the sport
No
>628x471.jpg
>628x392
>hey lets stack up more people on the sled
>that sure is a good idea
oh user, you slay me
Quadruple luge when?
I'd totally endure being luge top, the whole process, finding the right, muscular bottom to carry my weight, our sweaty, muscular bodies locking together perfectly during training practice, feeling his throbbing cock between my ass cheeks as we slide forward and backwards together, his erection getting harder and harder as my quivering asshole touches the tip of his penis with only a thin spandex film separating the two. Then we'd look each other in the eyes, and all inhibitions would come off, I would get on all fours and let him ram my ass, whimpering and moaning as I unwillingly get hard myself from the prostate stimulation. We would climax and ejaculate together, at the same time, and I would hold back the tears in my eyes because I know the team chemistry is necessary to win the Olympic gold.
> and let's give medals for it
no homo tho
I, uh... won't catch the gay if I watch this, r-right?
why is this even a sport?
100m piggyback sprint when?
Is there any gayporn based on this sport? (asking out of curiosity)
Imagine getting into luge and being like; "yep, I want to do the one where I lay on top of another dude's junk"
There will be only two runs anderen Not four
Haha nice post op you got me cracking!
I don't mind saying it.
Here we banned too?
I think a lot of the doubles guys are also singles. They're just comfortable enough in their masculinity to have gay sex for the shot at another medal.
How does one train to be on top?
I saw this pic on Sup Forums the other day and I literally thought this picture was a shoop and you all were just fucking around.
How the fuck is this actually a real thing. What the fuck.
Getting on all fours is a guaranteed disqualification, user. Luge has strict rules.
This is actually a good question.
How does one train to become a luge champion anyway?
Why? They probably do it in a backdoor.
Do they have to switch positions? Imagine the glory of being a top champion.
Technically this is a mixed event, meaning that a female and a male or two females can form a team. However, all athletes in this competition are male...
Is there the same thing for women???
can someone actually explain the sport to me? Because it's exactly the same as normal luge except you've got another fucking guy lying on top of you or under you literally doing nothing, just coming along for the ride
You can invite a woman in team and show everyone you're not a fag but u can't win a medal with woman.
No
Reminder that this Canadian IRL shitpost happened during Sochi '14.
uk.reuters.com
BuMP
im pretty sure you understand it user
>Despite allowing mixed-gender teams, the doubles event remains male-dominated due to height, weight and strength compatibility issues between athletes of the opposite sex.
interesting....
deutschlandwinslol?
>“It’s a gross misrepresentation of everything. All of it seems like a lie to me,” Niccum, the oldest member of the American luge team at 36 and now a three-time Olympian, told Reuters.
>“To compare sports to sexuality is ridiculous,” added Niccum of the video, which can be viewed on the Toronto-based organisation’s website (www.cidi-icdi.ca).
>”When we were kids I didn’t get on the doubles sled thinking, well it never even crossed my mind, that ‘oh, this is gay’. You think of like...wrestlers...football players, or whoever...‘oh it’s male on male contact so something is going on’. It’s just sportsmanship. When did we come so sexual about everything?
American spergs out over literally nothing, the sun rises, yawn.
Team ski jumping we dont stand a chance, Wellinger or Freitag could theoretically win gold on the large hill though.
You are missing the nordic combined competitions and maybe Rebensburg.
Could not be more proud of these brave pioneers
>nordic combined competitions
how many are there? frenzl already won today
Theres large hill and team remaining. Team especially should be gold i think.
...so is this not the gay thread?
Is this for medals?
Ye
apparently lmao
thanks
Yes, there are two runs and both are today
who feeling comfy here
implying this isnt the GOAT competition
>3 gold medals ahead of 2nd place
why does no one want to play with us? :(
does mixed gender luge doubles exist?
summoning germ who i asked to watch snowboarding
Yeah, but, because of the FUCKING PATRIARCHY, today will only feature teams of men
see
Which of these events gets the highest speed?
this is so dumb
oh wow, this really looks gay
I'd literally rather be caught watching gay porn then this.
Name a gayer sport
What does the bottom guy do?
P A T R I C I A N
All these slow-mo hd shots! Let's find out who has the biggest package.
soccer
Fucking krauts statpadding gold with such a meme sport.
>that actual fatty
cum
You steer the top man with subtle, rehearsed movements of your erect penis which is normally inserted into the top man's anus.
You can actually see the dick of the front guy what the fuck this is by FAR the gayest sport on earth lmao
get a stauner
Men's individual figure skating
i don't think semen slurping sport is for me, lads.
>Incestuous latvian gay couple
Are singles or doubles faster?
...
Says the toothpaste
I'm giggling like a madman watching this shit
>speeding downhill 100mph dick first
Manliest sport?
no it's unironically less gay then this
>latgay bros
Is this the sport where people die? If not I'm not watching this shit
>in luge, the bottom is actually the top
what a sport
Grug no like this sport
Grug no like gay men
Why no women
>the year is now 2026
>octuple luge is now a thing
...
>track record for putting your foot down
Great it's going to TR every run
how many people actually do this sport? I would imagine 90 percent of people that do it makes the olympics.
two guys driving down some ice path at 123km/h you tell me
Typical causes of death in this sport are syphilis and AIDS, not to forget rectal bleeding.
one fatality in 2010
>the bigger men are on top the smaller men are on the bottom
>for aerodynamic reasons
right.
i think i'm gonna go wank one to lesbian porn waiting for the hockey game to clean myself i can no longer truthfully say that i've never watched gay porn
>germanywinslol