Every single "sport" in this """Olympics""" is basically just sliding in one form or another

>every single "sport" in this """Olympics""" is basically just sliding in one form or another

I can't breathe. Is this what passes for sports in non-relevant countries?

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meh.
after 2030, india is going to win every medal.

If we get even one medal everyone has to apologise. Snow or mountains aren't a thing here. Maybe in Scotland, but it's not like they're good at anything.

>If we get even one medal everyone has to apologise

no

Oh cool. Are they adding street shitting as an event?

we are adding dropping turds in your mom's mouth as an event.

>Snow or mountains aren't a thing here.
same coud be said about the netherlands desu.

Problem with Indians is they’re like that character in an RPG that’s objectively worse than another.

Asians have higher IQ, higher Dexterity and better looking women. Indians have literally no advantage over asians.

how the FUCK do we stop india's impending domination?

warmer, lower, much poorer countries have medals

So you admit the only sport India could excel in involves shitting

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>compete outdoors in winter on a frozen surface
>no sliding allowed
what a proper british perception of regulating a sport

>every single "sport" in this """Olympics""" is basically just sliding in one form or another
at least you're the best at sliding down the medal table

All the countries warmer than the UK that have won medals also have mountains.

Check mate.

So quit complaining and build a mountain faggot.

>every single "sport" in this """Olympics""" is basically just sliding in one form or another

That's why it's so GOAT.

>oh no

ah yes the famous Dutch Alps

He knows he fucked up. Feels good considering how butthurt we are going to be during the world cup.

Ah yes the tropical climate of the Netherlands

And the summer olympics all include some kind of movement as well, whats your point?

The only thing the dutch win are the speed skating events

Ah yes the oppressive heat of the British Isles

All of them

This is actually a very good point. There is zero diversity in these Olympics.

Ice Cycling when?

>0 (zero) medals

just a reminder that summer games are all meme sports too

>you slide best on sharp edges
>owning unlicensed wedges in the UK is a criminal offense
Makes me think

look at this dumb fucking slut lmao
bunch of sandmonkey brits got zero medals because 'its too cold!!' :DDDDD

>'''''''''''''''''''united''''''''''''''''kingdom''''''''''''''''''''''''

>yfw you personally are in ownership of as many medals as the "country" of Shitbongistan in these 2018 Winter Olympiad Games

all this shit is just vacation hobbies

it’s very revealing which countries take this shit seriously (apart from trolling amerifats)

How does a 1st world nation gave ZERO (0) medals?

>the UK in 2018

JUUUUUUUUUST

Am i a athlete?

>spends a quarter of a billion pounds conficated from citizens wealth a year to fund Olympics
>w-w-w-we d-dont care!
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

>Says the country where fucking sailing is its top medal producing country
Seriously nigger?

NIGELS BTFO FOREVER

>10:44am eastern standard Time
>February 14th
>St Valentine's Day
>In the year of our Lord 4040 divided by two minus two
>Shitbongistan still Club Nomedalz
OH NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah not quite
>In the Winter Olympic Cycle running from 2014 to 2018 the UK government body UK Sport allocated a record budget of over £28 million to fund Team GB for the individual athletes as well as the bobsleigh and curling teams for the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang. The sports receiving the highest funding were bobsleigh, curling and skeleton, whilst speed skating, ski and snowboard, and figure skating also received funding, but all other winter sports where British athletes were competing did not receive any funding from the body.
So we spent pennies on the global Johnstone's Paint Trophy

>snowniggers trying to push the narrative that the special olympics are relevant

lmao

you invest A LOT more into your soccer team and you still couldnt qualify for the world cup ahahaha

>t. chairman the UK Sport Internet Defense Force

what's wrong with sailing? it's an incredible sport and played a massive part in economics and exploration for many centuries

>sailing is its top medal producing country

What the fuck does that even mean

Pretty sure zero was forcibly confiscated from me dumbass. Just because some twiggy avocado buying, soy drenched, whole foods shopping ass nigger willfully did doesn't mean the same thing

>What is being drunk?
I meant sport
Learn to context Sidney

Except our sports funding comes from the national lottery you utter spastic.

t. asian

Based dutch chads

>all these mental gymnastics and damage control by britain

pretty pathetic. how far they have fallen

ah yes, the once great winter olympic powerhouse of great britain really is a shell of it's former self.

oh wait

I mean your country as a whole

>tfw two inferior countries bickering

you're not much better mate. not sports related though you schizophrenic poltard.

YO Hyundai, India IS in Asia and a local superpower along with China. We could eat you alive and poo you across the DMZ without breaking wind in our sticky curried asses. Enjoy your 'sports'.

>schizophrenic poltard
haven't been to Sup Forums in probably two years