Wait till you see the-

wait till you see the-
OH NO NO NO NO

>be dutch
>country is flooded
>becomes ice in winter
>become goats at speed skating

Pretty based desu

>becomes ice in winter
netherlands are not russia

This isn't a bad thing, user.

>these are the same people that hate on America for dominating swimming due to blind hatred

For me, it's Martin Fourcade

>dominating swimming

one juiced up steriod using ape doesnt count

Lanky fucks

I never spoke about the number of medals, and yes there are too many medals for speed skating

hmmm user...it's a tradition for them

If skating is so big in the Netherlands why can they not into hockey?

ahhhh Micheal Phillips isn't our only swimmer

>there are countries where people don't ice skate as part of their daily commute
Sad

This is basically what happens. Unfortunately, due to global warming it doesn't happen as often as it should.

this
fuck drumpf

>mfw when i realize the only sport were good at is only relevant once every four years
>mfw when the world cup is coming soon
>mfw max verstappen will not win this years wdc
>mfw we will always only be best of the rest in the giro, tour and vuelta
>mfw i commuted to my work on ice skates this morning

The only warm feeling in the darkness is that belgium often sucks even more

will you kill yourself when belgium wins the world cup this year?

look up how often that happens and how long it lasts

Global warming will fuck up gulfstream eventually, so NBC will be right in the end.

No my french brother. That is the time we annex and split that meme of a country for good. Together.

Not him, but we won't. We'll just say it's because they have a lot of blacks in their team

I don't get why our government won't put more money into the sport, it's the key to winning the overall medal table and it has very long traditions in Norway. They won't even build indoor rinks near Oslo or Bergen, our two largest cities.

Nice, now why don't you show us some of the other events you won medals in?

Half of those halls in the netherlands are shit. We have only 4 good ones

>Kazakhstan has an Olympic speed skating ring
>China has 6
weird

what's weird about that?

>all those zeroes and negative places
lol can you ski off the 27m mountain

I mean the various distances all require different physique. As shown by our 5 golds so far all being by different athletes.

>skiing down such a high mountain
are you insane?

you always have MVG at the darts, Bas

DELET

I'm making you Dutch bros in charge of the general thread next time theres one of those famous NL ice street races that only happen once every 30 years

Gotta pay those NOK 200.000 bottles of champagne and wine.

long enough to convince kids to do this sport

>implying Max won't win the wdc
>implying Tom Domylawn won't win the giro again
IT'S COMING HOME LA

damn, how many speed skating events are there?

based toothpaste

gibe moneis plis

longtrack:
Men 500, 1000, 1500, 5k, 10k, team pursuit
Women 500, 1000, 1500, 3k, 5k, team pursuit
So 12
and shorttrack I don't know, but a lot. But we're not as good at that, people didn't really start paying attention to it until a few years back.

Swimming:
>one guy is able to win 5 different distances in swimming
Ice skating
>each medal is won by a different person on different distances

Big difference between swimming medals en ice skating medals

how long is that?

>the meme team actually winning
Not happening

And field hockey is damn big as well, it's a mystery

Isn't it kind of counter to the spirit of the games to just show up for one sport and seemingly not care and be irrelevant in everything else when you surely have the resources and capability to win elsewhere? It's like you're there just as another event for that sport that year.

Like imagine if Canadians only pursued hockey and just fielded two hockey teams for the games and then didn't bother with development or training for the rest of events and seemingly didn't care either.

When you dont have mountains its pretty much the only thing you can do

can't do any of the mountain sports so that basically only leaves skating sports
we're too busy skating hard to be good at fagslide
for some reason we don't care about fightskate
we're starting to get good at refcrash
curling is a meme sport

What else is there?

Holy shit an Elfstedentocht would literally mean the comfiest thread on Sup Forums of all time

>there are people shitposting right now that weren't even alive when the last Tocht der Tochten took place

Don't they gib you monies literally all the time?

We just won the giro

>mfw I was 3 when the last one took place
>mfw I don't have any memories of it
>tfw no face

Feels bad

Noes poor Dutch! ;_;

You know we will miss you in Russia :(

get better soon! also congrats on being 2nd in medal rankings overall, you got this

like 5 minutes

But user we won the giro and we will probably win the tour if Doping Froome get´s kicked out

i don't get it