Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day

You mean "happy black history month", you racist.

You have Sup Forums user, it's all good

you’re among friends

>valentine's day porn and sport watching

Valentines Day is a jewish propaganda, dont fall for it bro!

>porn degeneracy
Convert to Christianity

christians watch more porn than atheists #fact

>holiday memed into reality by hollywood
ebin

Thanks just told my wife too
You DO have a valentine right Sup Forums? And no your mom/sister/oneitis who friendzoned you doesn't count.

what does love feel like?

Valentines day is guaranteed sex with the wife day. And champions league is on this afternoon.

Today is going to be great!

I actually got friendzoned today by my crush.
on this fucking day.

go fuck yourself

I am gonna get extremely fucked up and hope I just do something stupid to die. Then I'll just watch the Olympics later.

and then more Olympics in the evening! This is what doggie style was invented for

>another day thinking about my ex

Been BTFOing slags on Tinder to pass the time today.

Happy Valentines day friend

Why don't you fire up your tinder and swipe right on all the women, surely someone will accept you, pick the best one and go on a date with her.

What's her name, Sup Forums?

>tfw haven't even had a crush for the past 5 years

Jesus

We’re all lovers here

Go to church

Going to get drunk and visit a milf escort tonight lads, 50% chance i cry after i cum.

Based.

Wat is er gebeurd ouwe?

Lotte ;_;

There is no "her", I'm completely apathetic towards relationships.

poor DDJ
mine is Elise :(

...

H-h-how did you know it was me Louis?

>her

no idea pham, i felt it

that's honestly a beautiful name

>Elise was my biggest crush in elementary school
>Her family and her left the region before middle school
>SHE tried to recontact me in highschool
>I spilled an amount of spaghetti so huge that even Higuain couldn't have eaten it all

...

'Purpose'.
This

messi

>Have to go to uni by train
>See all these couples all lovey dovey with each other on the train
>Get of train get on bus same shit but with teens
>Girl comes up the me and says to me if the seat next to me is taken with a wide smile
>I tell her no and say feel free to sit here
>"err can I have my bf sit next to me he's coming on at the next stop"
>Tfw too much of a beta to deny her

FUCKING END ME LADS THERE IS NOTHNIG WORTH LIVING FOR

what a bitch. it's an unspoken rule you can't save seats on the bus/subway