There's no need to suffer, just take my hand

There's no need to suffer, just take my hand

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Thanks Jesus

But you are using it and it's still attached to your wrist.

Not just yet muh lord

did you wash after you wiped?

*plops peen into hand*

The clouds will clear and the light will shine

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Like this?!

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I think I'm going to hell jesus

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Matthew 4:1-11

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I don't have a bible, can you summarize this?

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“All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth”

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Men are worth more then the expression of their flesh

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“ He will command his angels concerning you to guard you carefully; they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.”

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This is what your priest said to my cousin. That priest fucked him in the pooper until he turned gay.

bible quotes sound so stupid lmao

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"How you have fallen from heaven"

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"He has become the beast, the embodiment of evil"

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K, I took it. What am I supposed to do with it?

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I can only hope I keep falling so I can keep enjoying the ride

please photoshop it caressing a cock

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The lord will guide you now, you are one with the light

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We're conjoined twins. Shouldn't we be two with the light? I feel like you're abandoning my brother.

how? axe or hacksaw

very beautiful user

too late

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"And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever; and they have no rest day or night, who worship the beast and his image, and whoever receives the mark of his name."

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Nice hand you have there.
I'd put my dick into.

bump

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I aint holding no hands with no dude

this guy's right, I thought fags don't get into heaven, the fuck?

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".. and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever."

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so if god made the entire universe why did he spawn the devil just to ruin his creations? 0 iq deity tbh

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seriously, why does god hate sinners if he created them?

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I'm no believer, but it's about freedom of choice. God absolutely values freedom higher than other "good" things. If he makes humanity without sin, then he robs them of freedom of choice. If he makes them with freedom of choice, they might become bad. But freedom if obviously more important to him.

Also, it's mostly God's fan club that hates sinners. God hates no one. if you're good, you get into paradise. If you're bad but regret it, you go to purgatory, then paradise. If you're bad and don't regret being bad, you go to hell, where you are extinguished, not tortured.

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love"

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it just seems so silly to believe in an all powerful being that made humans in his image just to make evil to tempt and corrupt them, it's like making something just to fail.

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if my heart is full of love for porn will this get me into heaven?

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But if I take your hand, how cans you FAP?

It's a bit more complicated, bible-thumping wise. Thing is, the sunday school teachings doesn't really encompass the whole story. Humanity was corrupted by Lucifer, who in turn refused to bow to Adam when Jehova ordered it. By letting in that bit of pride in himself, Lucifer became corrupted. Again, God could have made it impossible, but the dumbass likes freedom too much, so he created reality with the possibility of evil. Anyway, Lucifer then had Eva gobble forbidden fruit, leading to knowledge and sin and so forth. Humanity was cast out. The reason God didn't just expunge all evil was that it wouldn't be fair to good human beings.

Mortal life is a mere blink compared to eternity, so the suffering here is not worse than say, taking a math test. We're exposed to be possibilities of good and evil, and God is pretty lenient with whom he decides to let back into paradise.

Might be silly to believe. I can't tell. I'm ignostic. I don't have a position when it comes to faith. But I see the reasoning God was using when he set this all up.

"let all that you do be done in love"

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so how were there so many angels in the olden times but after jesus died suddenly good bye angels and visions, also how stupid did god have to be to let lucifer go near the humans again? all powerful my ass

people believe is such weird stuff, thanks for the info user

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Think of it like a test, or a game. Why isn't a test made so that it cannot be failed? Because then it wouldn't be a test. The whole idea of all powerful is also a problem. The bible doesn't specify what all powerful is. The only parts talking about how powerful he is says things like "with God, anything is possible." God's fan club have then interpeted this as "God is omnipotent." But there's no actual claim to that affect from either God or Jesus (the only actually important people in the whole bible, the rest are barely NPCs. They're more like props).

All powerful might as well mean "more powerful than anyone else." But doesn't necessarily mean "so powerful that he can do anything regardless of premises."

yeah, right...
Next thing in the morning I notice is money gone and ass ripped.
No thank you dear pedophile faggot.

All you faggots believing these storytales are suferring some kind of mental disorder. Seriously... Onli a person fucked in the head would believe shit like that.

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Again, it's about freedom. If he curtails someone's freedom of choice, then he's robbed them of good. Can't really do that. So instead he goes "do XYZ, or ABC will happen." Then the characters of the bible go do something else than XYZ, and ABC inevitably happens. Really, it's like they're a bit retarded all of them. If an outherworldy voice said to me "don't fucking worship other gods or I will bring punches" then I would absolutely not do that. But the people in the bible just go "derp" when they see absolute proof of God, and go do their dumb shit anyway.

if he's powerful enough to create the universe the omnipotent thing would be easy to say is true, which is why it's so difficult to believe in god being so fallible.
love is one thing but god must be one hell of an idiot to fuck up as bad as he did with us

this

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Have you ever consider the thing, it's all bullshit made up to scare and control medieval idiots?

Spell better you dumb shitass

Don't see where he fucked up, really. He's not perfect either. That is again his fanclub making claims that isn't really supported by anything. I don't buy most of the arguments produced by theists, but I don't really buy most of the arguments from atheists either so.

From my perspective, it's a bunch of blind people debating what the rest of the world looks like. I could explain why I think that, but I'd bore you.

english is my second language... You know what it means? Unlike you murrifat, I actually speak more than one language, dumbass...

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Sure. Entirely possible.

I would rather live in a world where god exists than in a hell where satan rules

the comparison you made makes perfect sense to me honestly

it still seems silly for people to base their entire lives around stories, it would be akin to me, an adult man, still believing in santa and letting that keep me in check for life to be good.

my grandparents believe in god and got me childrens bible books as a kid, I stopped believing in that silly stuff before santa

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I would rather live in a world where people believe in what is tangible and testable rather than believing in childhood fantasies that their parents told them when they were young

do the captchas start getting shittier the longer you post? I don't normally keep at it for long

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implying god and satan exist
and even if they do, they're probably the same entity tricking you faggots into your schisophrenia

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The truth is we know almost nothing.

We have explored one planet, in one star system, in one star cluster, in one galaxy, in one galaxy cluster, in one super cluster, in one galactic filament, in the known universe. We have explored it roughly 6000 years out of the 4 billion that has passed, and the 13.7 billion that has passed for the entire universe.

All we can see and measure is made of leptons, and baryons. The two main particle systems for us. Those comprise 25% of all matter. The rest, the majority, is dark matter - a substance we can only detect through it's gravitational influences. We KNOW it's there, but we cannot observe it directly. And that all pales compared to the dark energy, which comprises 60% of the entire universe.

So to be frank, humanity knows portions of the 5% of the universe we can observe, and we do not understand all of those 5%. To draw the conclusion that there isn't some other structure, unknown to us, would be to be scientifically dishonest.

I find it more honest to say "I don't know" and "I don't believe strongly either way", than take a position when I don't know wtf is going on.

get in here we suffer together
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STOP GIVING ME THE CAPTCHAS WITH THE FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT TAKES 10 SECONDS TO FADE OUT AND IN HOLY FUCK

anyone enjoying these pics?

space is great, I should start learning more about it, just so fascinating

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Hope your sinful hands cleaned themselves before i give you mine

posting furries pics doesn't make your arguments more valid you know
More than 2 billion people believe in god there must be a reason for it

HERE I GO

because they're idiots that never grew out of fairy tails? now I only go for that real tail

also why would furry pics ever validate an argument? the only thing I'm validating is how much of a godless heathen I am

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Yes, but the reason mustn't be that it's true.

beep

The reason is that humans are afraid of death, so to avoid the psychological pain of mortality, we made a story that if we we're good boys we wouldn't die, and that all the people that we didn't like would go to a bad place they wouldn't like for being bad. Duh.

or they could just man up and accept that death is part of life, god believers perpetually scared of death confirmed

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