Soccer is pure cancer

soccer is pure cancer

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didnt read lmao

The thread that destroyed footb- er, soccer

didn't read lmao

MADMEN

Your mom is pure cancer

Okay you have your theory now explain it, Amerilard.

didn't read your post either lmao

Then why would you use "either" if you didn't read his post? HMMMMMM

EXPOSED

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OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Awful, just awful

it unironically is. sports/sportsfans in general are shit

HOLY SHIT

OP (BLOWN THE FUCK OUT)^2

why don't you make like a tree and get outta here

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

La abominación..

OI! Kick it to me!

more like can’t read

Why don’t you make like chilean NT and fuck off
I’ll protecc u fampai

I'm not that fond of it either but I'll watch the world cup.

Explain yourselves burgers.

I don't get it.
brown cows don't give milk or something?

lmao

yes

>drinking cow milk when healthier & more ethical alternatives exist
Cringe.

iirc they included children in that survey so make of that what you will.

No, only the brown bull gives milk to your mom lol

NORWAY WITH THE BANTZ

Its a joke that goes too far and then city folk don't bother to think twice about it.

Big Gulps aren’t milk alternatives user

Do brown cows do not produce milk which then becomes chocolate milk? Chocolate milk in fact does come from brown cows.

>literally states adults in the title

quite literally didnt read, lmao

like what

american adults are children?
what a country.

almond, cocoanut, soy

those taste like shit

>soy

>soy

>i am

So does a salad compared to a taco, gordito

L M A O

>tfw no leche lala gf

>"n-no y-you"

the absolute state of burgerfag banter

salads are top tier, Soy milk is awful

>america
>330 million people
>16 million, most of which are children, have childish misconceptions about milk

the rest are just retarded but as to be expected. this country has plenty of retards but that doesn't stop it from being infinitely more powerful than yours

>being this illiterate

Americans are cancer.

shit you're right. whatever, my point still stands. if we're so retarded then why is your country so far inferior?

zero medals

why couldnt you qualify for the world cup

>being this insecure
>flexing with achievements that aren't even his own
Jesus the state of (You)

NORWAY REDEEMED HIMSELF FROM THE HUE ANNIHILATION

That post was pretty good. Laughed so hard I had to take my asthma medication afterwards.

>21 year old who goes to an ivy league law school
>DUDE LMAO LOSER CLAIMING ACHIEVEMENTS
kys

because nobody gives even half of a rat's shit about soccer

suck my cock faggot

Proud of you, Norway (bantz).

>because nobody gives even half of a rat's shit about soccer

you literally do though.

lmao you are sooooo fucking fat ahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhaaa oh wow so fat ahhhahahahahhahahahhahaha

nobody gives a shit about soccer here, and I say this as someone who wakes up early to watch premier league on weekends, finds excuses to leave the office early to watch champions league, etc.

I wish Americans gave a shit about soccer, but they really truly don't.

And I go to med school, so what does that have to do with Olympic achievements or what your government has achieved? Jesus you really do have some shit reading comprehension.

but I don't? I've watched only one game in my entire life and it was team USA v Portugal

Then why did you host a world cup? Why are you bidding to host another? Why do you have 4.2 million registered soccer players (2.5 million of which are male)?

so when we get into flame wars about our countries online I'm only allowed to come back with personal achievements? by the way, I'm not claiming any achievements and never have. you're the one with the shit reading comprehension

lol enjoy your 11 mins of gameplay during your 3 hour handegg matches burger

>Then why did you host a world cup? Why are you bidding to host another?
$$

>Why do you have 4.2 million registered soccer players

literally what the fuck are you talking about?

he's talking about the 4.2 million burgers who are registered as soccer players you faggot

Based

New Sup Forums survey confirms that about 90% of americans have autism.

>yo soy user

SOYBOY

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>

>literally what the fuck are you talking about?
Can you understand English? It's pretty fucking obvious what that means.

>4.2 million people out of 330 million play soccer
>no real or world-class academies or developmental infrastructure because football, baseball, basketball and hockey take up literally every cent of that money
>rest of the world invests the entirety of their population and sport money in soccer
>WHY AREN'T YOU WORLD CLASS PLAYERS YOU STUPID BURGERS????

sometimes I think you guys are pretending to be retarded

4.2 million is still a huge amount of players. Uruguay's entire population is 3.4 million and they have two world cups.

God damn I made this post like last year quit trying to get (you)s
Fucking faggot this is the last post in this thread

didn't read lmao

>mod still hasn't deleted this banter thread
is Sup Forums, dare I say it, saved?

Guess what? It isn't LMAO

that's still a shit ton of player you moron lol, you really gotta suck bad if you can't get a good group of 11 players out of 4.2 fucking million players. Go back to Mcdonald's burger.

refer to the rest of my post nerd

ah yes, the ultimate sporting power of the world, Canada.

thanks for your worthless input

Never said Canada is good at sports, we only kick your ass at hockey and winter sports but other than that we're pure trash. But we also have 10% of your population... lol as I said go back to Mcdicks and scroll fb on your iphone while eating your cancerous bigmac, burger.