/balt/

shine(die) fags

>while you were talking about cock I was studying the blade

The funny spot in my crotch got a little aroused reading the last thread. What do I do?

Cute, make more.

nth for being gay

>friction burns on my thighs
Don't act like you wouldn't like it
>Do you like what you found there?
Hmm, let me see
*turns you over*
*notice bulge*
0w0
I think I can work with this... but It seems I may have to remove another layer of clothing, but I might use my teeth this time.

Go to church and confess

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I keep clicking the camera icon but it just closes the option, like it's going to open, but it doesn't. I swear I would upload a foot pic if this thing would open.
Did you like my ideas~? I'll try to think up more.

>nothin' personal, kid

translation: kimochi warui

We should have never stopped making fun of anime fags. This is a mistake.

>seems I may have to remove another layer of clothing, but I might use my teeth this time
Make sure you take it nice and slow so I can run my hands through your hair and behind your ears

B-no user. The priest might make fun of me though so I won’t.
What’s got you worried user?
Very cute.

I wish you would be gay with me

You should've kept spamming with choped sentences like all others of your kind, but now you're done for

w-why?
I thought you disliked me

The real problem with these fags that they attract even more fags from other threads at first there were only two, but now jesus christ all anglos are fags

no, I like you

n-not in a gay way obviously

Anime fags get off to being bullied and made fun of, you can't win
>B-no user. The priest might make fun of me though so I won’t.
The priest is probably also a homo so he'll help you relieve those feelings
You two would be cute together

>The priest is probably also a homo
honestly think that three of the priests at my school were fags

hmm we should pair everybody off~ matchmaker matchmaker

Does he look sexually attractive?

no

>v. cute
Thanks, user...

r-right...

You're the last person who should be complaining about thread quality

why don't you fags create your own thread

idk, maybe in a gay way

did you try shaving your legs again?

more like the first person

Because /balt/ is official gay thread

UwU I’m not gay user I just like females and all the cute traps in this general :3

kys

Not yet... they still haven't recovered from last time and I don't think they would look cute anyway

God knows why you would like someone who regularly busts your balls and disagrees with you.

I don't think they do. For the longest time it was only that mikoto fag and some latvian retard. They were manageable.
Now instead of bickering with poles, shitposting about (((current events))), spreading butthurt about russia or just plain sharing our culture and history with foreigners, it's just some nonstop gay larping sprinkled with shitty cartoon reaction pictures.

Hmmm that could be cute
I believe you

I wouldn't worry about it, the Americans and the Europeans will leave at some point and balt + ausnz will be back to normal, it's happened before and will happen again.

balt + ausnz was a mistake

>I don't think they would look cute anyway
aww

It's because you're nice

>You two would be cute together
That so?
>someone who regularly busts your balls and disagrees with you.
strangely hot

I don't think it was ever this bad, and I've been on these generals since before we've had flags. Unless one of the previous lows coincided with one of my many breaks from Sup Forums I usually take over summer.

problem is right now it's the only fun thread on Sup Forums the rest is just boring shitposting not even fun shitposting!

L-love you :3

Tag yourself /balt/

No backsies desu

Chalmers is nicers than me though, I get too heated about politics

Don't worry about it qt, if you have stupid opinions I'll bust your balls about it as well.

Fuck I don't know, but nothing like this lasts forever.
How about a promise, if it keeps on for too long I'll start to make my own threads.

Yeah, I enjoy this gay stuff but I still miss the old days
I'm sure you and him would be just as cute, if not cuter
n-no homo....

Libertarian Right of course

>You're my property now! mine!! and I will rape you every single day of your life until I am bored of you

definitely Libertarian right

Chalmers doesn't argue with me though

libertarian right

Good thing I’m in the purple. That seems like the most comfortable way to be lewd.
I want to press my groin up against you while we sleep ironically.

that's what I said
If it's because I'm nice, surely the fact I argue with you contradicts that and thus is a downside.

I like it though, it's fine

I want to have Umi's baby

As long as it's ironic it's fine

hmm wonder what it'd be like if he did it unironically though?

Then I might get a little red in the face.

Far right, top right corner of course.

reminder that hitler was a socialist :)))))

hmm yeah all that extra bloodflow would probably make at least your cheeks red I suppose~

National Socialism is different from communist-tier socialism, my nig.
I wish Mothkun was here to add his input on this but I think he left/fell asleep because I didn't post feet. I promise I will once I can open my cam, Mothkun!

national socialism is communism

Everybody post your favorite democratically elected leaders
heres mine

A-user I’m getting embarrassed again.

S-someone hold me!

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Constructive disagreement sounds really appealing desu

Nice meme, degenerate. You know very well that from it's conception Hitler's National Socialism opposed the communist monetary system, the communist way of life, and the communist way of thinking.

no it doesn't

So? Do it.

>one group of communists attacking another
wow, we've never had that before

Am I the only one that can't tell when Americans are being sarcastic or actually retarded?
They are all so convincing

You're getting the hang of it already

this, shitposting is always best

Conway is clearly baiting
he was going hard as devil's advocate the other day

I wonder if I can convince him that incest and all drugs should be legal.

Yes, but Conway has said some pretty autistic things in the past.
You can never be too careful

That can apply to our accents as well desu

You’re on the right btw

What was I doing yesterday?

unironically think that extremist British liberalism is what God wants for us

I'm not sure what God has to do with Adam Smith but whatever

God is an Englishman

S-sorry, sir, I keep clicking the fucker. It wont do anything.

>God owned slaves
Really makes you think

>incest
I thought it was legal (unless you are talking about siblings marriage)

That’s a cute girl with scissors. Are you good at haircuts user?

>What was I doing yesterday?
I don't remember sorry, something in /dixie/ and it might have been before yesterday
>But now being made free from sin, and become servants to God, ye have your fruit unto holiness, and the end everlasting life.

I'm good at cutting

There were laws in Leviticus and Exodus that governed the ownership of slaves, abolitionism is an Enlightenment thing

Well in particular I'm talking about sibling incest which is punishable by up to 7 years prison. considering parent-child almost always has power dynamics I'm not sure if that should ever be legal.

Of course YOU would be interested you dirty siscon

So you're telling me god says I can own slaves but it's the government that's stopping me?
wtf I hate the enlightenment now

I hope you’re talking about my hair user.

same

that's actually a cool picture

Why would you think that? Does your hair needs cutting? Then why didn't you cut it by now?

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Good thing there's no connection between British liberalism and the Enlightenment

Wondering how the police would learn about it or prove it if it was consensual and they have no kids...
>Of course YOU would be interested you dirty siscon
W-what??

I don’t know how to cut hair and the barber is a scary Scotsman. Th-that’s why I asked you desu.

>photo
No one can take away his virginity.

The Fr*nch have always opposed the liberation of the white(British) man

>prove it if it was consensual and they have no kids...
huh?
>W-what??
Sorry I have mistaken you for another perverted Russian

Fuck France

The French attempted to bring civilization to the world, but were constantly stopped by the Eternal A*glo

The French revolution was the greatest moment in human history

This is a terrible and incorrect post made by an obvious frog shill

I miss lewdposting already

But there are no perverted Russians. We are all christians, so we are pure.