Ask an army recruiter anything

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

ask an army recruiter anything

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Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

How much are the Jews paying you?

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

what

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

Do you enjoy getting dumb kids killed?

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

killed
lmao, you're dumber than them then

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

spit or swallow?

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Are you gay? Do you like communal showering?

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

Do you feel good about providing NSA/CIA gangsters with cannon fodder to protect their drug trade?

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

What’s it like being so mind controlled?

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

To have young men die in the Middle East?

How much are the Jews paying you?

William Walker
William Walker

Why do you take advantage of the underprivileged?

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

Going by flag US?
Can allied countries non citizens join?
Specifically ANZUS.

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

How many Iraqis died during the 2003 invasion?

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

How do you feel about transgender troops? Is there some hidden tactical advantage to having a soldier who is 46% as likely to kill himself as he is to kill the enemy, or is the whole thing just a Jewish plot to weaken America's army for WWIII?

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

Do you get off to sending people to their deaths?

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

are you okay with US imperialism ?

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

And how many of them were women and children?

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

Expect some idiotic replies, school just got it and b is worse than ever.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

Women

Yeah cause the men wanted to get blown up too.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

who cares about sandniggers, ask a real question

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

OP fucking nowhere

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

Ask a real question.

Real question :

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

op here
why do you hate army recruiters so much lol?

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

How many of the guys you trained with were fags?

Considering joining, and I'm gay af

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

If I enroll right now can i drive a tank!?!?!?!?!?

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

Because you don’t answer questions.

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

Do you dream of cock and bukakke?

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

ask me anything
why are you saying mean things about me
you chose to do an ama on Sup Forums the only reason you would want do an ama here is if you hate yourself and want people to affirm your self loathing.

James Miller
James Miller

I think you know what I mean

Keyboard pedant

Aiden James
Aiden James

Why did you join the army? Are you a pussy?

Sincerely, A crayon eater.

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

Because they send young men off to die for short term economic gain.

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

Yes!
And if you volunteer in the next 15min, we will also add:
* PTSD
PRE traumatic stress disorder! Why see violence? Stress now, kill later.
* Another tank!
Twice as nice.
* Syphallis
Save your $$, we’ll just inject you with it.
* Camo gear
Never find anything again!
* Yelling
Don’t like to listen? Well now you don’t need to!

John Perry
John Perry

I failed the drug test at meps for weed after a long bit i was able to get a make up test and pass in order to get a waiver but they say i need 15 colledge credits since all i have is a ged is there a way around this?

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

You need college credits to get shot/blown up?

That's a surprise

John Phillips
John Phillips

Do I need to be circumcised to join up?

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

Your gay Staff Sarnt

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Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

How awesome is it to stay in the states and fuck the wives and girlfriends of the men you've sent overseas to die you fucking Jody!

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Just take stupid easy classes like freshman comp and remedial algebra. 15 credits at a community college is a breeze

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

recruiters don't train troops, drill sergeants do. doesn't everyone know this?

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

umm... you think that the recruiters, or even army generals, decide when and where to send troops? Well, civics classes have failed the country, that's for sure.

Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

Why did you lie to me?

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

At least I don't lure kids in with illusions of glory just to get them crippled and traumatized. You're just a piece of shit

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Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

Do you still think they are ignorant enough to not know they are lying to people?

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

They say that in the army the recruiters are always gay

Left right left right

Shoot them in the face shoot the in the face

KILL!!!!!

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

The people in this theard just gave me brain cancer at least now i dont have to finsh out my contract

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

never said anything about lying, just that they're not the ones to send kids to die. recruiters get kids to join, politicians then decide to send those kids to their death.

well, politicians used to, but now they've pretty much let that power fall to the president, so it's Trump who gets to kill the kids these days.

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

He is endoctrinated

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

mfw taking advantage of willing job applicants

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Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

Would you fuck my waifu? Pic related

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Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

Trump pulled the troops "kinda" out and gave them a bump in pay

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

story?

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

Why do you lie to recruits? I get that we're just heads to you guys. I just don't understand why you lie to us.

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

should the army start recruiting children?
they're smaller and harder to spot, harder to shoot, require less food and water, are lighter and quieter, and learn skills very fast.

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

by "kinda out", you mean moved them from a place they had mostly under control to a place they didn't, then added more?

By pay bump, you mean the 3.1% pay raise that's automatically set according to economic projections, and Trump's only involvement is not trying to stop it?

I mean, I like that you're trying to support "your guy", but facts are still facts.

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

I do have one genuine question. I was an inch away from joining the army about 10 years ago and the recruiter was telling me all about how I was a shoe-in for becoming a engineer/technician of some kind for a missile team. I forgot what it was called exactly, it was something along the lines of "PATRIOT MISSILE TEAM." That said, I only had a high school education and I didn't score super high on the attitude test they had me take.

Do you honestly think I would've been made into a missile technician or was the recruiter just trying to trick me into joining? I ended up chickening out because I spoke to one of my dad's friends who was in the military and he told me that recruiters lie their ass off. I didn't want to end up being some grunt being sent out into combat.

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

How often do you give out waivers for retards with a dui?
Also, if I join with a DUI do I automatically get promoted seeing as how they are basically a badge of honor in the infantry units?

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

endoctrinated
Fucking kill yourself

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Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

endocrinated

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

Not OP but vet here:

With the Army, you'll have your job listed in your contract before you sign it. Now you'll have to keep on your toes at MEPS, as they'll try to pressure you into whatever they need at the times, and will sometimes lie to you and tell you it's too late to back out, but until you actually sign the contract, you haven't passed the point of no return. When I went in, I had already decided what MOS I wanted, and MEPS tried to pull some bullshit and get me into something else. I told the guy exactly what job I wanted, and that if he couldn't put it on my contract, I was going to leave. He tried to pull some sort of bullshit, told him I was going to go sit in a chair over by the wall and wait for my recruiter to show up and take me back to his office. Guess what, he managed to get me setup for my MOS.

It's really about knowing what you want and sticking up for yourself.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

You know nothing

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Do you ever feel bad about lying to the kids you recruit?

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

why can't suicidal old people join the army? They could pull some real ballsy martyrdom moves. Imagine the possibilities of sending a bunch of old people on a mission on which they know they won't be coming back

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

Not a current recruiter but a former one. Like every other career there are good and bad reps and because of the service overseas and length of contract the bad recruiter stories hold a lot of weight but end of the day it’s still a personal choice by the recruiter to straight up lie about shit.

Some out there are really just trying to help out a kid who is desperate to do anything with their life and get the fuck outta their abusive environment.

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

How do I become a Ranger

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

I-551 Card holders can join and can earn citizenship through service however they are limited to non security clearance jobs until they get citizenship and can pass a background check

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

Not particularly a fan. The guidance essentially states that the SM will serve under their birth gender though so anyone joining at this point that’s trans cannot get operations on the taxpayers dime

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

Join as an 11B, become cream of crop meat head, stand out because PT, get selected to go to the course. Or sign a contract with it specified but if you wash out you lose all your bonuses. If truly interested I’d suggest option 1 so if you fail you still retain your enlistment bonus

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

Do you get people looking to join where you just immediately tell them that this isn't for them? What sorts of people fall into this category?

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Yes and no pending recruiters personal ethics. If you came into the office and disclosed you had a history of depression I would personally push for you to not join but end of the day recruiters process paperwork, they don’t decide who’s in and out.

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

is it true that the american army bribes the famillys of civilian casualties(wounded or killed by the american army) in order to prevent controversy?

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Would you reject me for crohns disease

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

How do you feel having joined the most shit tier of branches?

Shouldve joined the Marines faggot. Rah.

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

I’ve got an M.S. in mechanical engineering. What are my opportunities?

Juan Price
Juan Price

Ex military fag here not that bad tbh

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

You do some traveling meet incredible people and if you got the humor for it the roast the drill sgts say are funny

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

Who does decide who's in and out then? And what criteria do they use?

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTRwCasE1r4

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Automatic 1st Lieutenant if you comission. Come in with a Ph.D and you start as a captain.

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

How many boots do you lick?

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

Where are you stationed atm? If I’m the Bay Area, can I come chill with you in your office and suck your dick? :3

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

licking boots
That would be fraternization with lower ranking enlisted personnel, which is frowned upon greatly.

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

Is the army a great place to get some gay sex with your battle buddies? Looking to get barebacked no commitment

William Wood
William Wood

Above national average. If you're looking for a sure thing, go Navy.

Evan King
Evan King

navy

Sorry but it’s full of nothing but straight men and sexy women. The army is where it’s at as far as homosexual activity goes. They haze for it and they beg for it. The army is cock hungry.

William Rogers
William Rogers

Whats your opinion on the virginia gun confiscation proposal?

Jack Green
Jack Green

How difficult is RASP

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

I heard the chair force is where teh real action is.

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

Yes. Autoimmune is a disqualifying conditionin

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

Military entry processing station decides who qualifys based on ASVAB, history of medical conditions, and legal record. Criteria can be found in 40-501 for medical conditions and Accessions Options Criteria for legal issues and education qualifiers

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

Never been through it. Wouldn’t be able to give specifics but the attrition rate is roughly 60-70 percent

Connor White
Connor White

Probably. Especially in Counter Insurgency times they were trying to make peaceful relationships with the villages around the bases so it would be probable that they would handle incidental casualties in this manner to keep good faith.

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

kek

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

Complete bullshit if it was targeted against law abiding citizens. Can only speak from personal opinion but I believe that banning assault style weapons isn’t the answer because more havoc could be caused by a shotgun in the right hands than some tard running around with an AR-15. Id like to see more focus on the mental health side of it personally as we in the military can attest that poor mental health leads to shit decisions. Plenty of friends and acquaintances that have offed themselves during or after service

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

Chair force racks up all the fucking 9s and 10s in the services.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

I talked to an army recruiter many years ago, then I joined the Navy.

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

I was actually serious about the first part

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

Would you fight for Trump? Would you fight because Trump (who have never once lied in his life) says you need to fight to protect America? Given what we know about Putin's control over Trump, would you fight on Trump's orders?

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Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

Not a missile tech but working around them and maybe firing them off and knowing what they can do and shit like that but not wirking on them you can get out after like 5 years and work for the company that makes them

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

Ets'd 2 months ago out of Fort Carson, I had to have someone proxy clear because we got like a foot of snow and they shut post down my last day. How do I go get my VA id and my DD-214?

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

Wanted to join Army but my recruiters wouldn't let me report weed smoking or a disorderly conduct when I was 15 for being out after dark in a park. Planned on going career so I was worried about TS clearance, Air Force said it was no problem so I reported it all to them.

Do recruiters actually get in any sort of trouble if recruits sperg out, lie, and then snitch on the recruiters?

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

Very simple.
Lying about medical history, good. Lying about criminal history, bad.

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

Ex wife got in with a DUI on record. Had to get a commanders memo and do a couple extra interviews but if it was your only charge there’s a chance. That was back in 2014 though so not sure if guidance has changed on it or not

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Military is commanded by the president and directed by congress to serve where they see fit. If those 2 checks on power don’t prevent us from doing something dumb (Iraq) then end of the day we serve the constitution before all else.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Contact fort Carson’s main post S1. You should have had to sit with them for confirming your accrued leave balance before leaving post just so you know who I’m talking about. They should be able to get you the info for the DD214. As for the VA card, that would be directed through your local branch close to HOR. You should go down and sit with them to find out about your benefits anyways and they should have a coordinator who can get you set up there

William Hill
William Hill

We’ve had guys fired for less, and retained for worse. Depends on command and how productive that recruiter actually is. It’s bullshit but i agree with your actions because it could have cost you a TS later on

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

Will my Wife/GF immediately start cheating on me, or will she at least wait till my first deployment?

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Mine never cheated but it’s fucking rampant. If she’s a good one and likes dildos and vibrators you’ll be fine. If she isn’t into those then I hope you like being cucked.

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

Do you have to recruit more troops to make up for the fact the Jews don't send any of their soldiers to die even though they get free billions in military aid?

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

Though I have no problem with the military and consider it an honorable profession, why would I want to join now? It seems we have a president who cares little for the constitution and the democratic principles of our country. If I'm sworn to uphold the constitution by joining the military how does that reconcile with an out of control president?

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

Trips of truth, reply OP

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

Why did you let the Navy recruiter call me first?

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

Do you suck dicks

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

Appreciate it big Sarn

Robert White
Robert White

Got discharged from bct bc I broke my foot and was basically given a choice between staying 8 months in rehab or going home and fuck being in med hold 8 mos.

Can I rejoin when I'm healed?

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

I’m not in the business of changing anyone’s mind on their decision to serve or not. The political climate may be a little more crazy than normal right now but it’s never going to meet everyone’s level of satisfaction. For instance the military is majority conservatives in political views but still served under president Obama for 8 years. As for reconciling the constitution vs. a president who doesn’t showcase actions in line with what the constitution states, that’s so far above the average members head that they don’t feel the effects of it. We count on people far above us to get accurate information into congress and the presidents hands and for deliberation to lead to well thought out actions

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

No problem. Also whoever is working staff duty for your prior Brigade should be able to help if you don’t have contact information for the in base stuff.

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

Should be able to but you should have stayed in the first place. Now when you re-enlist it will be considered a condition existing prior to service and potentially won’t be recognized by the VA later on. Hope I’m wrong on that though

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

Have you read the Afghanistan Papers?

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

You mention democratic principles, which is laughable being that this country is a Republic and the founders detested democracies. I would highly suggest reading the Federalist papers and the Anti-Federalist papers, as they were written when the constitution was being argued, it lays out exactly why things are the way they are.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

How do you deal with being a massive piece of shit and knowingly sending naive kids to their deaths?

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

What do you feed in your army?

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

How much APR you paying on your camero?

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

Kek

Camero?? Cmon most of us driving BMWs or pickup trucks. Honest answer though throughout the military is pretty high for APR. Predatory lending got so bad around bases that at one point a major installation pushed for legislation in its state to limit predatory lending practices to military members down to i believe it was 22 percent

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

MREs and UGREs if in the field. Both are garbage but keep you moving. On base it’s a cafeteria just like any college food service

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

Recruiting has a high rate of depression and PTSD diagnosed probably due to the guilt if such a thing happens. We have all been that private or specialist that joined up and didn’t know what they were getting into at some point so good recruiters try to ensure that their recruits know exactly what they are signing up for and if the kid is anxious about it they let them move on to something else. Not all, but the good ones are straight forward about the risks in what they are signing up to do. It’s every parents number 1 question, will my kid be deployed.

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

What part of "serve the constitution" involves following the orders of Putin's side-kick?

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Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

The part where he was elected by the electoral college to serve as commander in chief. Not my fight to have but until he is either elected out of office or removed via impeachment it’s just crossing our fingers hoping for no WW3.

Not always gonna agree with the positions POTUS takes but until that is proven to BOTH sides of congress and they decide he is actually a risk there isn’t much to do other than abide by Lawful orders.

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Why is the Air Force so much better than you?

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

No motherfucker has lied to me as much as thr fucking recruiter