Be Greta Thunberg

>Be Greta Thunberg
>World Class Celebrity at age 16
>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as ACCOMPLISHING as her on any given day.

>Protip: you indisputably can't

P.S. Queen of Sup Forums

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She's pretty cool. I'd lovvve to see come deepfakes of her tho.

I build wind-farms in the german bight, supplying renewable energy to 600'000 european housholds.

indisputably more that Greta...

I hope she gets blacked soon by some negro xD

i Came!!!

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PIssed in the toilet

which leftist board are you from? this FAS child is not important

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based

Rolled trips once

No, you don't want to see.
Trust me.

so many pissed off white incels itt

>Be Donald Trump
>Manage to TRIGGER Greta Thunberg
>Checkmate

Are there?

more of this plz

She was pushed into the spotlight.

I didn't exploit my child to push fearmongering tactics to scare rich white people.

FUCK
YOU
GRETA!

How dare YOU!?

i dont get it, people are making her seem like shes a revolutionary thinker but people have been saying what shes been saying for a long time, but since shes a kid with no proper research backings shes hailed as an icon

What happened to the "TITS or GTFO" replies to these obvious baits? Are baits still a thing around here or people just fall for anything? I see these copy-pasta every 5 minutes

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This thread only proves how triggered you mayos get over a 16 year old standing up for themselves.

KEEP SEETHING LMAOOO

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The far right is full of little girls.

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>nose2small
Nice rewriting, retard!

This thread is now why your dick looks best with horseshit on.

Hold still!

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I'm a male

When Greta Thunderberg is revealed to be the next smash dlc fighter all will acknowledge her greatness

Who the fuck posts these?
The Joos or something?

>be me
>know how to use "accomplished" in a sentence
Doing better than OP, who is a paid leftist shill ESL retard

Standing up for themselves?
She was picked by the media and a PR team?
She is the definition of a puppet, user

based.

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Why are you shilling for her on this dying board?
You do realize the only thing people care about on here is porn, right? That nobody cares for your retarded shitty views or about some retarded (jewish) child that's made no difference?

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you are replying to an auto generated bot post. it will be posted again in the next half hour. If you see posts that look suspiciously the same - dont reply

You know, I used to think that was /x/ tier shit but I am no longer surprised. Guess Sup Forums (and likely most of the internet) really is just bots.

Im 33 without kids, house and car paid off...

Pull out game so strong im single too.

Took a shit in my bathroom

>this thread again
>please get a life

I graduated

Complete liberal incel, throws out key words like global warming but has no aurgument or plan to solve the problem. Society has stooped this low that we now award the uneducated for being uneducated gj merica way to make us not look like the dumbest country on the planet.

30% voted to make hongkong protesters the people of the year in time magazine, keanu revers had 4% witch is probably still more than gretta whose votes were unshown for oblivious reasons

Queen of b? She looks like a chicken nugget. Also didn't read scripts my parents wrote, didn't speak broken English or fake cry today but I did knock money off of medication for mostly elderly people so cheese Greta can eat dirt. I've been a good boy.

>Pull out game
>not impotence
Sure.

I cleaned my room by myself.

Lol lets trust time mag everyone

when will the greta argument threads end

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>>(((Sandmann)))
>old photo

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>Clearly suffer from FAS
>Be a retarded puppet
>Be promoted by leftist propaganda

Kys OP

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I travel the world carrying out anti-poaching operations and training. I've saved many endangered animals and influenced government policy.
Also fucked lots of folk but I'm a jaffa so no babies

Hate this bitch

Because she is putting her self out there sandy was minding his own business

At least i'm not out there stealing chromosomes

I graduated High School, which is actually something she is yet to accomplish. The most impressive thing she's done is cross the Atlantic without the use of fossil fuels, the rest is nonviolent protest that has happened to catch on, and was going on long before she joined in. Not to mention she only crossed the Atlantic because a team of highly skilled men let her tag along. Gaining international attention is an accomplishment, but not one you can do without some help.

Really, the only reason Greta Thunberg caught on is because a lot of major news outlets took liking to her and thought she had a good story. To her credit, she is passionate and she practices what she preaches. That said, aside from "raising concern", what solutions has she actually come up with? Don't get me wrong, climate change is a major issue and the world would be better off if we cut green house gas emissions somehow, but you have to keep in mind we burn that shit for a reason.

The scientific and industrial revolution was the greatest thing to ever happen to humans. Living standards around the world are incomparable to what they were 2 centuries ago. If you have the money, you can be on the other side of the world in a day. As much as spoiled Western college students bitch about capitalism and major industries, don't forget your life would be shit without it. I think it's important for Greta Thunberg to realize that her life wouldn't be what it is without humans burning the shit they found in the ground. So yeah, I'd say the simple act of me attaining a basic High School diploma is at least 0.1% as big of an accomplishment as whatever bullshit Greta Thunberg as attained.

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Greta is a shill

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Can you imagine the Jello Pool Debate

Being propped up by the media because you skipped school isn't an achievement. Name one thing she's actually done. She's just yelled on a stage reading a script she certainly didn't write.

Greta Thunberg? more like Greta Cum-berg, am I right guys? hahaha

>1/10th of 1%
Just 0.1%

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wouldnt be possible Greta can barely string a sentence together

would she get blacked by a white person?

She’s done more than you, Fag

i took a shit and whiped my ass idk if this fetal alcohol baby

>as ACCOMPLISHING as her
Kek, gj.

She looks like the child of Merkel and Gerd Fröbe (the actor wo played Goldfinger).

Do you, by chance, also vote for a champagne socialist, anti-white racist party that wants to abolish your country and make more than 600k people unemployed and/or victims of rape?
In addition, you do't build windfarms, you perhaps work as a low-tier tech guy at them.

I had a child who is not autistic.

Everything is porn if your brave enough

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But if they are naked in Appalachia ware it is legal how much talking would there be

I clean up trash Mexicans leave at the lake around my house. Shite like Corona bottles and bait containers. It's not much but all that cunt does is bitch and moan.

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probably depends who was there

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>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels
and the president of the united states of america

>supplying renewable energy to 600'000 european housholds
A very lucrative business, I presume. If only your bird shredders were as good for the climate as nuclear power plants.

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idk I got a PhD from top 10 university in STEM, help start a company that more easily vets donations to non-profits, and work with leading scientists of this nation. I did that and never owned a car, but I'm not running around telling people how to live. I do believe Americans have the option and means to easily decrease their emissions due to the luxuries we have, especially per capita. But that's not going to prevent mass deaths in the next century or so if we allow places like China to develop at the rate they are. In the end climate change won't exactly end the species, it'll cause massive famine and disrupt the global economy. The world's population will vastly decrease and if some other catastrophic event doesn't take place, example being massive plague/disease or some super volcano, then the species will be fine... maybe half the world will be dead but we are already overpopulated.

she looks like a trans faggot

Lucky for you.... I guess?

>5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as ACCOMPLISHING as her
I didn't drop out of high school like this fucking retarded sperglord.

Bonus: I have a job.

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not anyone is a faggot like you go back to your trap and nigger threads

Fuck off Greta we know its you you are ugly and the people on Sup Forums who wants to fuck you are literally monsters who have fused to your chair.

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>be Donald Trump
>tweet like a 14 year old bitch
>be laughingstock of world
>pay for sex
>be worshipped by limp-dicked incels and inbred hee-haws

Live past 20.

First place in my pinewood derby faggot, I’d like to see her make shit on her own

well sir, you are implying that she accomplished something but she didn't. She spat out some nonsense she was told to say so all I have to say is that I have taken shits that accomplished more than her

Except that even Greta admits its got nothing to do with science.

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this would be hot if global warning wasn't fake

being led by a german climate activist telling her what to say which herself is led by soros isn't putting yourself out there cuckie

She’s Swedish so this is almost guaranteed to already have occurred

probably when people find another insta response pasta to post.

I have faped to the idea of sodomizing her tight and tender tiny ass as i pull on her pigtails as any man would have you

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