ask an army recruiter anything
Ask an army recruiter anything
David Nelson
Blake Taylor
how does it feel to be a welfare queen?
Charles Cooper
Do you ever warn female recruits about the dangers of being sexually assaulted while in the army?
Robert Cruz
I was once upon a time involuntarily committed for a suicide attempt and depression; its been 6 years since this and I am in good mental health now and have needed no medication whatsoever for years now. Is there any chance I could get in with a proof of my mental wellness or am I shit out of luck?
William Stewart
When the revolution comes are you going to stand with us or the government?
Wyatt Reyes
fake news
yes
Aiden Anderson
I'm What all would I need to do/have to prove my mental wellness?
Nicholas Powell
I mean, the army is great and all, but you must at least acknowledge it as mainly a means of getting money and nothing more right? There's no real "honor" in it like in WW2. Do you at least have that mentality or are you one of those "hurrrr proud murrican to kill brown kids lmao" army guys? Those guys are fucking annoying as hell, pretending there's "honor" or some shit.
Andrew Butler
Do you realize you're brainwashed?
Caleb Mitchell
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Ryan Ramirez
How does it feel to be a cuck?
James Thomas
Why didn't you join the Marines and become a real man?
Levi Jones
if I join the air force am I allowed to keep my pets?
Jordan King
kill yourself fag
Leo Flores
>fake news
Navy Senior Chief here, you're full of shit buddy. You know how many sexual assault cases we get JUST from the marine's per year? Captains mast is busy as hell on mardi gras.
Colton Ramirez
Are you worried you'll be out of a job if they make college state provided?
Adrian Hughes
stationed in gulfport?
Austin Johnson
How long till you earn your next bump?
Jonathan Reyes
Can I join? I'm 34.
Anthony Butler
Does being colorblind exclude one from infantry?
Nolan Evans
The marines I could buy. Those bitches be crazy. In the army though, the women literally throw their cunts at you. I'm p sure the only women who join the army are thirsty ass bitches and mega butch lesbians.
Luke Gonzalez
If someone scores high on the ASVAB do you guys relentlessly pursue them for officer training?
Jonathan Sanchez
Do you tell 88M that their average life expectancy after AIT is 8 minutes?
Benjamin Peterson
Do you take orders from Cadet Bone Spurs Trump? Would you fight and put your life at risk for that lying sack of human filth? Will you fight when Putin's mouth-piece orders you to invade San Fransisco?
Alexander Rodriguez
Robert Morgan
How does it feel to be a chump
Jaxon Russell
Can I immigrate from my Eu-cuckland and serve right away for citizenship?
Btw I'm almost two meters tall and can hump ammo for miles upon miles
Jackson Evans
Who wants a second hand, dirty M4?
Grayson Brooks
>how many DICKS THO
Brandon Stewart
>implying an invasion of San Fransisco is a bad thing.
Jace Richardson
HEY YA FUCKING DUMB ASS CUNT NIGGGERRRRR , its is the chan not your teacher you tard
Kayden Nelson
Whats it like to be a puppet not fighting for freedom whatsoever?
Ayden Smith
why does the draft disproportionately send lower income people?
why is* your veterans' healthcare trash at best?
why do only discivil people refer to highminded ideals like honor and brotherhood?
why do you put boots on the ground before bombs up asses?
why do you represent a government with the worlds HIGHEST incarceration percentages?
Levi Adams
Why tf did u lie to me sarg
Luke Turner
poster here. for the record this is a cheap probably russian post to cause divisiveness in government.
we dont need your beet biting bastards help to hate our conceit government.
Aaron Hall
I never got an answer before, but how many boots do you lick?
Brody Rodriguez
yeah i mean just the sheer obnoxious selfrighteousness of them all. they have a strange air about all of them. ive met so many and you can always tell they are kindof full of themselves and ideals in the back of their minds.
Dominic Watson
What does a reenlistment code zz on a red report mean?
Jordan Hughes
Why you always lying?
Cameron Ward
>sexual assault cases
>cases
translation: I got drunk and horny and asked Petty Officer Dingus to fuck me and cum in my hair, then come the morning I regretted it and reported it as rayyyp. You Navy guys are such retarded simps.
Carson Taylor
That said, if it's a cook being accused, it is more likely the case that consent was a gray area in the incident. And you know damn well who I mean by 'cook'.
Tyler Rivera
do you like the penis?
Sebastian Turner
is it obligatory to be repressed homosexual to join?
Leo Bell
Why do i see a bunch of fatties at the army office?
Benjamin Ortiz
Do you ever feel even the slightest bit guilty sending some of these recruits to an agonizing and premature death in a foreign shit hole where the US shouldn't be in the first place?
Kevin Lee
No, but to graduate from USN recruit training command you need to suck 50 different cocks blindfolded, and correctly identify which cock belonged to who once the blindfold is taken off.
Caleb Hall
Deaths from combat are outweighed by deaths from Bravooscarzuluoscar Syndrome: drugs, drinking, automotive, user error when dealing with dangerous technicals, etc.
Oliver Flores
Why did you make infantry sound so cool you fucking prick, this shit sucks.
Robert Jones
>Why did you make infantry sound so cool you fucking prick
You fell for it, dumbass. Now go rake those rocks.
Levi Price
Why do you think they join in the first place?
Gabriel Campbell
I'm not military, what do mean 'cook'?
Joshua Anderson
Why aren't you an infantry marine pussy?
Connor Brown
What's the difference between a Marine and a blow-job?
Xavier Diaz
When you gonna kill yourself?... soon I hope.
Sebastian Wilson
do you tell potential recruits that you'll drill the shit out of them, breaking their mental barriers to indoctrinate US govt standard procedures?
Adrian Green
Whats the oldest you had recruited?
What's the maximun age to aspire for a SF unit?
Adrian Cook
>>Assuming WW2 was for honor and not money.
Kayden Lewis
Some one has to kill people for us and I'm happy it is so.
How do you convince an 18 year old that 30% physical casualty rate, and a 60% metal health casualty rate is a good choice?
Blake Kelly
Levi Roberts
Would you rather eat rice or pineapple pizza every day for the rest of your life until you died
Elijah Miller
If you're borderline retarded, you're sent to work as a cook. Cooks are disproportionately of African descent. Men of African descent are disproportionately represented in violent crime.
Liam Ortiz
Ahh, thanks for the clarification.
Isaiah Morris
Whats it like trying to convince teenagers who are too dumb for college to be bootlickers?
William Thomas
They ARE the government. hurr durr
Eli Moore
your epaulets look like shit
thats not a question I just hate them
Joshua Young
how many deployments you have and where faggot?
i have two during op barkhane and serval when i was serving in the ffl