STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI OFFICIAL TRAILER DISCUSSION #4

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Stop shilling you mousketeer

learn how to sage newfag

Ok, everyone's talking about how the trailer lines up perfectly with a leaked script from a few months ago. Does anyone have the script or could someone bullet point the main story?

Quick rundown on the leaks, or where to find them?

A FUCKING TREE

LUKE IS GOING TO DIE, SAVE THIS

Wow, the cinematography is beautiful

TFA is objectively the best Star Wars movie ever made. Its one failing point however it that it didn't fulfill the expectation of a subgroup of the core fanbase, a group that can in laymans terms be described as dickless permavirgin aspies. These individuals got a certain expectation from the film marketing which created for them an excitement and hope to live through the Kylo Ren character as a surrogate for their fantasy world of being a badass. This expectation however was shattered in a humiliating reversal wherein a character that is best summarized as a wittle gurl, bitch slapped the shit out of this Kylo Ren character who also turned out to himself be a unflattering reminder of the personality traits of said aspies in his childish unhinged emotional outbursts.

subtle kek

Bet it was windy as fuck while they were shooting.

>TFA is objectively the best Star Wars movie ever made.
Holy shit fuck off

I had to double take

>Bet it was windy as fuck while they were shooting.
Rumor has it Hamill nearly fell off and was just caught in time.

idk if this is true but holy shit

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>STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI OFFICIAL TRAILER DISCUSSION #4
What is this Reddit?

awful

holy fuck

So I guess the leaked script is correct. Rey is the reincarnation of a magic tree.

Who's that sitting on a pillar.

All of these movies made me stop caring about the franchise.

Why what's wrong with it

>it's a fucking empire clone

fucking disney stop this bullshit

Rey is a reincarnation of a young girl who was killed by a young boy near a tree which resulted in the creation of the dark side.

Rey resembles all the magical good of the universe as she alone will destroy all Sith and bring balance to the force because Anakin wasn't the true prophet

Fucking hell Disney.

IT'S HER FAULT ISN'T IT? BURN THE WITCH

Official Fanfiction

That was incredibly subtle.

>I'M ACTING

She is responsible for an R Rated Venom movie being made so even though she fucked up Star Wars, she done did Spiderman good.

Prove you aren't a shill say nigger

The fact that they opened both trailers like this has me fuming. I don't fucking understand. Did they see that scene from Empire and thought, "Hm. We should do this for every movie!"

Looks gud

zoom in on "Luke" quickly

award winning

>teaser
>2 minutes long

This should be the actual trailer also it looks shit

>we will control and kill your series
>we will also make you see it on your holy day, goy
>and you will obey

nothing

Jesus Christ just post the damn Script leak from last year.

fake theres not 29 months in a year.

good try though.

That's the second time his ride has been destroyed... is this a running joke now?

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>they started the trailer with another jumpscare

why?

So my question is how did they manage to release a 2-minute trailer with absolutely nothing in it? We know literally nothing whatsoever about the film that we didn't know before, eg.
>Rey trains
>Luke talks
>Finn naps
>Leia stands
>Poe runs

The only revealing bit was Luke's final line about ending the Jedi which admittedly was cool/interesting.

>its another movie where the woman has to be all powerful or else people shit on it for being "sexist"

why can't there be a movie with a female lead that isn't a mary sue, just a normal character

disney ruined everything

Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
The Last Jedi - female main character
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - brand new entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!

Yup im out. you had a good run star wars RIP

Any chance of these guys showing up?

Shill detected

Nigger (See I'm posting for free)

LUKE DIDNT EVEN TRAIN WITH A LIGHT SABER WHY IS POE TRAINING WITH ONE REEEEEEEEEE

LUKE DIDNT EVEN TRAIN WITH A LIGHT SABER WHY IS POE TRAINING WITH ONE REEEEEEEEEE

LUKE DIDNT EVEN TRAIN WITH A LIGHT SABER WHY IS POE TRAINING WITH ONE REEEEEEEEEE

LUKE DIDNT EVEN TRAIN WITH A LIGHT SABER WHY IS POE TRAINING WITH ONE REEEEEEEEEE

LUKE DIDNT EVEN TRAIN WITH A LIGHT SABER WHY IS POE TRAINING WITH ONE REEEEEEEEEE

LUKE DIDNT EVEN TRAIN WITH A LIGHT SABER WHY IS POE TRAINING WITH ONE REEEEEEEEEE

>being this much of a brainlet shill

go
away

Trailer mention of restoring "Balance" coincides with frame on mysterious book with symbol of Old Jedi Order...as in old old...even more long time ago...thousands of years

Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
The Last Jedi - female main character
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - brand new entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!

Yup im out. you had a good run star wars.

they already have
kylo left, luke middle, rey right

>Poe
Also literally the first bit of training Luke ever did was with a lightsaber.

It was the ship behind his X Wing.

>wow I can't believe something from disney sucks

t.redditchan

Yeah I noticed that.

EXPANDED UNIVERSE FUCKING CONFIRMED

it's pottery

>poe

The movie looks really bad.

>get 'em on board
>just, get 'em on board
>now, call it in
>tell me about bane

why are you triggered by this exactly?
a female character is fine as long as it isn't a mary sue.

>Miner's rebellion
Bane??

Get laid

>revealing bit was Luke's final line about ending the Jedi
The name didn't give it away for you?

underexposure = art

lel

Did Luke achieve CHIM?

Finally we get to see how Kylo destroyed the Academy.

So angry they didn't show any of that in TFA

harry potter crossover?

George forgive us

Hype

omg i bet this is an epic battle

Your all fucking retards.
>wahhhh the movie has to specifically be to my liking
Fuck off.

Yeah Kathleen Kennedy has pretty much handed the entire franchise over to the female audience.

The only guys who are ok with this are pussy males, emasculated men and cucks

That's not enough to redeem Feminism Wars.

Anyone even questioning that these films are Kennedy abusing her position to push a socio-political agenda hopefully were given pause by the announcement of a new (and terrible-looking) animated series focusing on ONLY the female characters from the franchise.

movieweb.com/star-wars-8-rey-luke-skywalker-plot-spoiler-leak/

A FUCKING TREE

That looks awful

it is implied the entire storyline is a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

youtu.be/fPVnRMhGNXI

>Miner's rebellion

Red Faction.

Fuck everyone who replied to this. I saw and recognised him straight away, not remotely subtle

Why did you quote me twice?

Doesn't fucking matter. Malachi told you it's the end of the Jedi in the trailer.

Now it's up to you if you take it as canon or fanfiction.

Rian pls

The Force Awakens was a meaningless name, this one could easily have been too.

Hell, I actually liked that fake title A Thousand Galaxies Divide more.

I'm not impressed. Hopefully it's a misleading trailer.

Watch my thoughts on the trailer guys!

I'm already jacking off because I grew up with Star Wars!

>black boyfriend

that didn't happen tho

I started quoting at random and I picked you twice by accident.

Shill

Say nigger

Women have no place in combat. Princess Leia shooting a blaster is one thing.

Highly trained female warrior? Fuck that shit, I'm out.

Everyone who served in the military knows that "female warriors" are government provided comfort girls.

They really are that useless.

Better pilot than Han Solo
Better mechanic than Chewie
Better swordsman than Kylo
Greater Jedi powers than Luke
Better shot than trained soldiers
Knows things she hasn't even been taught and didn't know existed

What's to train? What can Mary Sue learn at this point?

>Battle
nah those things in the distance could be command points or the end of a race and these are racing vehicles

I know Rian Johnson will not disappoint the prequel fans

What is with the Harry Potter-tier music

Why is it a training montage, she's already a master Jedi

Where the fuck is the podracing

Who the fuck approved a trailer 8 months before release?

AMAZING
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You forgot Star Wars Rebels, which is completely about the two female leads

The academy was destroyed by TFO who is Snoke's pet military, after Kylo murdered Snoke's son. Disgruntled Snoke then turned to the dark side of the force and found strength in taking Kylo as his apprentice.

so there goes any chance of the story being anything but generic mary sue child of destiny bringing TRUE balance to the force blah blah blah
fucking kikes

this looks absolutely mindblowing.

anyone who doesn't agree is just trolling or has a stick up their butt.

Fucking pleb.

I fucking hate this faggot.
Can't believe I used to watch him.
Good thing I'm not a mega star wars autist anymore.