Cristiano Penaldo

Cristiano Penaldo

The only player in football history who has turned scoring into a joke on himself
It's insane, isn't it? Kek

It was a penalty, user... it was a penalty

Back to English classes Pancho

Can't understand a word

at least he can score penalties

can he?

>missed two easy chances
>a pk falls from heaven
He's lucky af

The penalty was illegitimate, the ball moved before he struck the ball.

He is the best in his mind kek legend in his own mind lel

lo celso is a fucking retard

Unironically obsessed.

Ronaldofag gets BTFO

Back to English classes, Nigel

Everything is worded as intended. And correct.

lmao
now post their barcelona/real conversion rates
pro tip: you wont

Reminder I opened this thread BEFORE the second goal; the most ridiculous tap-in in Champions League history

Hating Ronaldo is reddit tier.

The man is a champion through and through.

Meant for

>the romanian autist
bin that proxy

>no arguments

see

Cute.
If only missi didn't miss the one that would give him a copa america

It wouldn't have, because Biglia also missed

OH NO NO NO N O NO NO N ON ONONONONOO
*breathes in*

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So Ronaldo missed more penalties than Messi, hmmm

also one of Messi's "misses" is a pass to Suarez that was a goal

>i-its Biglia's fault!
Its getting ridiculous now...

>So Ronaldo missed more penalties than Messi

OH NO NO NO N O NO NO N ON ONONONONOO EL ARGENTINO RETARDADO
*breathes in*

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Actually scored 105 penalties. If you add tap-ins to that, how many goals are actually left?

So it's not Messi faul, again.

Messi is truly gifted.

Are you denying that Biglia missed?

Messi 23+3 for Argentina + 1 in penalty shootouts, not in games
Ronaldo 23+5 for Portugal + 3 in penalty shootouts, not in games

but it wasn't Messi's fault, because Messi shot 2nd and Vidal had already missed. It was Biglia that choked.

If Biglia doesn't miss, Argentina doesn't lose, easy as that

He has 100 just in CL.
Pretty sure he has plenty left.

It never is his fault.
Got it.

Without penalties and tap-ins, Messi is nearly 200 goals ahead of Ronaldo

Without penalties, Messi has scored more goals than Ronaldo despite having played 100 fewer games

why does ronaldo make people so mad
don't follow laliga btw just curious

>Messi 23+3 for Argentina + 1 in penalty shootouts, not in games
>Ronaldo 23+5 for Portugal + 3 in penalty shootouts, not in games
idk what that means but I posted global stats all teams all time, you are retarded.

>Without penalties and tap-ins
>without these things I arbitrarily excluded because they hurt my feelings, Messi is way better

*breathes in*

Global stats for games, don't include penalty shootouts where Ronaldo missed 3 and Messi only missed 1

Let's not exclude anything then, and Messi is like 20 goals away from Ronaldo with 100 fewer games.

Ronaldo won nothing with the team in your picture though, couldn't even get them out of round of 16 in the CL

He needed Xabi Alonso, Ozil, Di Maria, Bale to win the 1st

And then he needed Modric, Casemiro and Kroos to win another 2

...

>le disappears in every game man
>le only good for 2 months in 10 years man
>le invisible stat padding against cypriot and lithuania man
>le take 7 shots a game man
>the marauder of moroccan man

>still wins everything

it s true that you are born to be lucky

>don't include penalty shootouts where Ronaldo missed 3 and Messi only missed 1
okay then;
Messi: 76%
Ronaldo: 80%
btfo yet again

>Ronaldo won nothing with the team in your picture though
my point exactly you dumb fuck.
Messi won 3 ballon doors in a row carried by world cup winners.