I am a magician!

I am a magician!

Do you guys want to see a trick?

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See we have a regular white shirt.

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abracadabra!
Now it's a red shirt.

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um why the fuck isnt this sorcery getting any attention?

See my hat. It's a nice hat. Nothing special about this hat!

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But when I use my magic wand!
Alakazam!

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sure

I pull out this rabbit!

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NIGGA, TF HOW!?

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?........ my ass hahahahaha ENOUGH!

you just turned it inside out you hack

FAKE! hat has a secret compartment

Now see I have magic rings.
Look at the rings closely notice they're all together.

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Hey, hey, hey! I know what you did there. It's false compartment...
Huh, no compartment?
How did you do that?!

I can assure you the magic is real!

Watch closely!
Now KA-POW!
The rings have been separated!

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ok that was impressive

I'd like to see you disappear and not reappear. If you are for real magician you should be able to manage that

Okay, this is Epic!

But isn't Betty a womans name?

For my last and final trick.
You see I have a regular salt shaker!
Nothing magical about it.

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fuck, yeah

I'll put the salt shaker under the table cloth.
And Shazam!

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Now the salt shaker has disappeared.
We have a regular table cloth.
I can assure you all this magic is very real.

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checked
can you turn a glass into a piece of fruit?

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Can you turn animals into water goblets?

How long have you studied to master such dark magic?

Yes I suppose one more trick wouldn't hurt.
Look here we have a regular glass.
Nothing special about this glass!

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The glass is empty.
But when I use the magic word.
KAZOO!
It's apearent the magic is real.
The glass has been transformed into a Pear!

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If you enjoyed the show show appreciation by leaving a tip.

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Use your magic to fill the tip jar.

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KUNG POW!

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Don’t quit your day job, Master Pain.

Oh shit...

Here you are fren
If only you knew the magic to fix my life...

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Swining the chain, swinging the chain.

Thank you young man. I can help you with your life. Go outside the house today, and say hello to the first pretty ass hot mom that you see. Get a date for tonight. And if shes good shit make her your wife.

Wtf where is the stream?

Do not concentrate on the stream, instead, believe there is no stream.

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Bump

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