Just a country away from Japan or Australia

>just a country away from Japan or Australia
>missed the opportunity to be born in those countries
>had to be born on a jungle shithole third world country
fml

the life is hard here too...(´・ω・｀)

at least phillippine is independent country and have right to mascare social garbage

>tfw having poor, starving ancestors that got caught stealing meant that I won the genetic lottery and can live a comfortable upper-middle class life in a safe, wealthy and sunny island paradise

Filipinos send Australian money to their shit hole.

Boons of the Empire

but you have everything especially beautiful women and anime. also it's not scary going out at night because crime almost doesn't exist there

>beautiful women
not available to me
>anime
do not hold me when I'm lonely
>going out at night
I'd rather stay in my bed and wet my pillow

Will it last though?

yeah

a recession's coming but we'll be fine

>my ancestors were shipped here for stealing bread ! they obviously werent rapists or prostitutes

when will this meme die?

Alri Chong settle down. You’ll have your evening dog in just a bit.

I'm a wog, we built this country in the 70s and 80s before us it was a shithole

do you buy figures directly with fiat or the latest technology (cryptocurrency)?

Your country is "nice" enough that Korean people are migrating there now in large numbers.

Also maybe if you work hard and industrialize you can be like Japan was 60 years ago.

>islands
>a country away

So Italians are the niggers of Australian then?

>eyyy we moved to dis heah country cuz dese gabagool australians couldn't build dey own country so dey needed us to do it fo dem

>Born too late to explore the earth
>born top early to explore the galaxy.

you don't have japanese or anglo soul.

It could be worse, at least you're not Pajeet.

>Your country is "nice" enough that Korean people are migrating there
this is one of the reasons why I want to get out of this shithole. why does it have to be plastic shitheads that are the ones migrating.. and it's the criminals coming here. I wish the government would put a visa on these plastic shitheads

I want to have some Russian soul in me

>pajeet country
what's the difference from being born in this shithole?

I can assure you that being a Pajeet is one of the worst, even the rest of the world think so. You should go out more and appreciate the finer things our cunt has to offer, stop being a delusional weeb for once or at least just pretend to be in an anime when you're out.
t. a normal functioning human bean with friends

there is nothing to appreciate here and keep away your proud peenoise bullcrap here

>proud peenoise
>implying I have to like the country as a whole to enjoy what I have
Whatever, dweeb. I'm gonna go out and enjoy my life now.

A wog is a brown person, most likely a leb my yankee friend

You're thinking of a wop

wog means they're from Italy, Greece or somewhere in between in Australia
lebs are honorary wogs, as are some slavs

looked it all up mate, thieves plus one irish rebel

Be happy that if you do manage to emigrate Filipinos are seen MUCH better than paki's or niggers

Unless you're a muzzie, then go away

Kibalo kag bisaya?
>tfw highest rate of aids in philippines
It could always be worse my kababayan as subhuman tagalogs would say and japan is a wageslave hell, aussies are shit people.

You sound like an underage who just discovered ""dank"" flip meme pages in Facebook. Maybe you should go back there.

In the UK, wog is short for golliwog

that's nice, but the UK isn't Australia

>just a country away from Switzerland and Austria
>missed the opportunity to be born in those countries
>had to be born on a jungle shithole third world country
feel bro