American appreciation thread

Say good things about cute Americans!

Tell me I'm pretty

when colonialisation actually works

You're pretty user! I love you!

I'd do you bb ;)

I'll rape both of you

Yes please! Make sure you gag me and whip me as well!

>not a single europoor itt
typical .

I'll make you swallow my shit bitch!

dumb frogposter

>americans put their foreskin in their shoe which they put in a tip jar which they put in the microwave oven inside their fridge

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I'm trying hard but I just can't

Try harder or I'm gonna get mad

Is saying "I'm proud of you son" just once, impossible?

>Allah hu akbar - traditional Maltese proverb

Fuck America remember the maine

Thanks for ruining ussr, fucking faggots.

You wouldn't be nice! you could've gave us qt russian gfs and prevented all of this.

they can survive with nothing to eat but maggoty bread for at least three stinkin' days

I appreciate that America is going to deal with North Korea so no one else has to! :^)

They are great bullet sponges

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terrible post

>tfw no american bf licks me in face

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Thanks for your splendid entertainment industry.

Proxy...

>roleplaying as countries

stop with this autism

American culture is the best

a-at least we still have friends, r-right?

America will finally die. Your shiyshow of a country was actually fun to watch just like those hollywood movies

any day now!

My dream is to be at the command of a US nuclear submarine.