How would Disney handle this scene?

How would Disney handle this scene?

Quips

>Luke, me am daddy.

>Vader chops Luke's arm off
>"that was Luke Skywalker everybody, give him a hand"
>reaction shot of cute dog/alien thing covers eyes with its paws

>Does anyone have any orange slices

>No Luke, I.. am... transgender.

holy shit

Luke, you are my wife's son.

>No, I am one of your fathers

>Luke you are my second wife's son

>"AHHHH! I dropped my fake hand, give me a second."

No, I am your genderfluid parent.

...

>I'll never join you! You killed my mother!
>No Luke *takes off mask, revealing Vader to be Felicity Jones* I am your mother

>Luke, I am your mother

would pay money to see

Luke, I identify myself as your father.

>DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY PARENTHOOD

>Dance off Dad!

>Luke, I am your father.
>Considering you just cut off my hand, we won't be playing catch any time soon.
>Your jokes aren't nearly as painful as your wound.
>Hey Vader? Time for my exit. Smell ya later!

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS

HE'S MY FATHER

Why does this movie from almost 40 years ago look more tangible than nu-Star Wars? Is it a difference in camera tech?

>Luke flies down the pit and catches his hand
>Reattaches it with nonspecific space item
>"phew, that was HANDY"
>Catches a rope and swings back up
>"Miss me pops?"
>Does a backflip and kills Vader

>No. I am your father!
>You motherfu-
>Vader and Luke look at the camera and wink

Shooting on film with a lens with a shallow focus makes characters pop in scenes like this.
Disney uses Alexa 65 digital recording camera I believe and does shitty color grading and overabundant CGI so everything looks bland as shit

There was no post production color tweaking available back then.
At least, not digitally.

Lmao

ha

I can imagine how it would go with Rey.
>cuts off her hand
>tells her he is her father
>she gets super pissed and force tackles him
>wrinkled orange Yoda throws her lightsaber back up
>beats down Vader like that scene in RotJ
>platform rips apart
>Rey fall down and lands outside
>uses the force to control the Millennium Falcon from miles away to where she is
>flies off, fixing the hyper drive and evading the Empire all on her own
>builds herself a new robotic arm with some spare parts in her spare time