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on my clit

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anime

Is a female orgasm better than a male orgasm?

been watching TV and now I have an unrelenting desire to see my wife get fucked by a black man

been drinking a lot of tap water and now i trust the government

been donating to a lots of youtube commentators now i feel strongly about the world

been drinking a lot of tap water and now I want to take a dick

there was a single-linked new thread 2 posts above this one and thats why nobodys here

How much of a brainlet do you have to be to be a homophobe. Lesbianism is hot as fuck and gay men means less competition for you. Can't even come up with a brainlet infographic that accurately reflects how stupid you have to be, if you ever held a single homophobic view as a straight man

Link a brother. I have a few minutes to drop some wisdom and ripped selfies on the proles of /Brit/

T. A homo

Alan you pedo homo nonce admit it that you are a boring raging sausage muncher and you got molested by your Imam when you where even little bald cunt

seen a british embassy armour plated jeep today lads

Heidi (Irish) was talking to Kyle (Jewish) near the end of the newest episode Doubling Down.

Heidi said this.
>It's okay. You can't help it. It's how you were raised. What you were taught. My heritage is Irish so I'm prompt to being moody, and your heritage is…you know.You can be a little sneaky sometimes and not even realise it.

Then she says
>"I'm sorry Kyle but everybody is trying to live life the best they can. It's hard enough without your people always trying to get ahead."

niggermuttrikikes

so?

sue

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>Ann Frank
hmm

that bruce springsteen lad makes pretty good music dun' he

wasn't funny the first 100 times you posted it m8

epic meme my dude

nice meme

it's way past your nap time grandad

>I'm a communist
>plays as soviet union in a rts game and plays the soviet national anthem on repeat
>sets desktop to a picture of lenin
>orders marx's books and intends to read them but never gets round to it
>posts communism was never tried on the ol' chan

>I'm a christian now
>plays crusade missions a rts game and plays the church chants on repeat
>sets desktop to a picture of a knight's templar
>order the bible and intends to read them but never gets round to it
>posts deus vult on the ol' chan

>I'm a nazi now
>plays as germany on a 1939-1945 rts game and plays the hohenfriedsbergersmarsch on repeat
>sets desktop to a picture of an SS soldier
>order mein kampf and intends to read them but never gets round to it
>posts hitler was right on the ol' chan

why do losers do this??

oh my gosh didn't know you browsed the ol' chon grandson!

Uber got btfo today lads

Joke's on you lad. I have an 18 years old GF (female). Literally couldn't be happier.

predestination at 9 and then dredd at 11 on film4 tonight, thats tonight sorted

wonder how alans peers and family would react to the knowledge that he is a racist jew-hater that represses his homosexuality by fucking underage thai ladyboys

>feeling depressed
thinking about kevin spacey lads
>*sighs*

it is a bit weird how 2014-2016 /brit was for the most part absent of lefties apart from rare exceptions like delumo and later lisicki, but then 2017 was absolutely full of leftists of all shades and stripes and views like thailad's which were pretty much the norm for most of /brit/ suddenly became hated and annoying

predestination was shite

please do not make veiled 9/11 jokes

is algeria nice lad.

suddenly become very interested in it, because i realise it is an old roman province and it is more medeterrean-esque along the norhern coast, than like sahara desert.

hmm

I think if I were sexually assaulted/raped/whatever, I'd probably report it to the police

don't understand why everyone in hollywood doesn't do that
or is this just an american thing where people don't like the police

you could say you're a bit
spaced out

people are desperate for some meaning in their lives but their exhaustion prevents them from actually doing any research into anything.

they've always been here, we just live in a more politically sensitive time

ordering dominos tonight

43 minutes of toil remain

looks like a run down shit version of a nice french city

why can't poor people keep things nice

It's very nice but not tourist or foreigner friendly. You'd have a better experience of Berber north africa in Morocco. Although my brother has a brit friend who is settled in Algiers. Married a former beauty pageant with Rich parents and does some meme translating jobs. Motherfucker said he wouldn't return to the UK for all the gold in the world.

thinking of ordering a deliveroo tonight

whats your order
delivered or pick up
how much will it cost

the rorke rasheed paradigm has been around long before 2017

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been to morocco albeit marrakesh, which was more saharan/arabean. Would love to see north africa.

big fan off this image i made off alan

might have a beer or two shortly

really don't like how they went back on the way they ended last season and forced her into the cliche relationship

don't know yet
probs get a large meatilicious and a side of garlic bread

the cases get closed if there's not enough evidence, women know this

this does not mean that the rape did not happen

if several people come out witnessing of harassment, you strengthen a case

might have a beer or 10 now

haha doesn't he look silly?

Oh yeah indeed Casablanca is very different. Personally love Morocco.

Say hi to the lads for us haha

going to have some homemade beef goulash in an hour or so

*begins pooing on the thread*

you cut your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiir
now you look like a little boyyyyy

almost got cucked by toil there, started to care about my 15.5k job and there people at it

Haven't watched south park in ages. Wonder what they are up to.

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Do niggers In London sound retarded like American niggers?

anyone gonna watch >us get pumped by the germans tonight?

now...
do I have pasta, rice, bread or potatoes with the goulash
or do I just have it on it's own?
decisions decisions...

imagine having a 9-5 job
imagine having a mortgage
imagine having a car to run
imagine having a wife
imagine having kids
imagine having commitments and responsibilities

eating mini packages of nuts for dinner

they sound like londoners, but either way our british blacks are better than yours

nah they have their own retarded language going on

>gets beaten up by a random stranger for no reason

welp better NOT tell the police until years later when i recognise my attacker as a famous person.

they sound even more retarded

there's a name for it but i can't remember it

no they sound like chavs

skip the carbs

any soyboy in?

bme english

gibi

>our british blacks are better than yours
Why do you think this?

mate of mine is pulling a Tim

i'm a 40 year old man who served in the military for a few years and my wife left me so now i make stolen valor videos on youtube

I HAVE A PENNNN
I HAVE A BITCH
UHHHHH BITCH PEN

already debunked you brainlet

it's even worse

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English

moving out of my parents house lads

u ok hun? xx

Who wants to hear a good joke?

give the bed sheets a wash and the floor a hoover and I am feeling pretty good right now

what age are ya kid

hope to do the same soon too

me

grubby little runtlet

how did you debunk it?

might drink a lot of gin tonight lads

>soggy walnuts

because we abolished slavery long before you and didnt impose repressive shit like the jim crow laws up until 50 years ago

Mixed British lads with a hyphenated name look classy as fuck though (oxlade-chamberlaine, that formula 1 lad, Delle Ali,...). Wanted to make one with the British GF but alas. Already saw myself sending him to a private school and dressing him in polo shirts :(

go on...

I hate Britain as much as any sane white person living here but this guy is a cretin, I bet he complains about drumpfy

47

clean your room

18.7

full time wagie and i get about £300 to spend after all the bills are done