This kill the messifag

>this kill the messifag

Penalties shouldn't count.

Xavi and Iniesta never did it once; are they shit?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

>no other player has done so in more than two
Huh? I might be hungover but what means plis

>caring about shit hat tricks against the malmoes, apoels and psgs
lmao sad

This gay primadonna should resign this summer, old women never get good results.

he will probably get 10 more until the final

>center-forward in most expensive team scores goals
amazing

/thread

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>Xavi and Iniesta are supposed to score goals

Unironically this

Messi fag here. I like Messi because he's enjoyable to watch

>implying Messi's primary purpose over the last few seasons has been a pure goalscorer and not a playmaker who scores lots of goals

only 14% are penalties. lower than missi's btw. stay mad, fags

correct, he is a false 9

Messi is going to retire with more goals than Ronaldo in the CL, he has 3 fewer CL seasons than Ronaldo

When the inevitable happens and Ronaldo wins another CL and Messi and his team lose before the final, what will your excuse be?

Real Madrid and Barcelona are going to face each other in quarter finals / semifinals, and Messi is going to rape Real Madrid like he always does

No, Barça will be eliminated by Chelsea, and we will have a clear path to the final and you know it.

>'I have never considered myself a forward. I have been lucky enough to score goals,'

last 3 or so seasons he's dropped even deeper than a traditional false 9 too

>chelshit winning anything
Kek

>Messi is going to retire with more goals than Ronaldo in the CL
you said that last year, meanwhile Ronaldo scored 23 goals

>he has 3 fewer CL seasons than Ronaldo
what a shitty excuse lmao

Tsuman played 5 CL seasons as a winger.

I love Brazil..

>what a shitty excuse lmao
how is that a shitty excuse you nonce

wanker

How many seasons did Messi spend not playing as a striker? Oh that's right; all of them

this

>WAAAAAH GOALS SHOULDN’T COUNT
Lmao

>fag
meanwhile messi has a healthy marriage with children while your idol ronaldo is a backloader with test tube babbies

>no era penal
Despues estan llorando maricas

fugg, lauren southern so hot

>456 assists from Xavi&Iniesta
>not a striker, but a midfielder who happens to score
lmao

Messi has more assists than Iniesta and Xavi

>striker v midfielder
striker has only 20 goals more with 30 games more

>messi is le midfielder
Kekekekekek

>The slaughterer of Shakhtar Dontesk

>champions league thread
>autists spamming la liga webm's from 2011
like clockwork lmao

>striker has only 20 goals more with 30 games more
and with a less stacked team than barcelona everytime
>inb4 it's not stacked after 300m transfers
>inb4 it wasn't stacked with world cup winners in those webm's

>the arsonist of arsenal

>the maimer of Malmö

For seven consecutive seasons, he scores 10 or more goals.
No other player has scored 10 or more goals in 2 seasons of champs league

>No other player has scored 10 or more goals in 2 seasons of champs league
>but Missi is the goat

Messi is good.
But ronaldo didn't score in his first 24 champions league games and is the highest goalscorer in history with some goals to spare.

Tsuman > miss penalty

>being the centre forward on most expensive team

>thinking messi is the goat
literal soyboy

>thinking c.ronaldo is goat
Makes you a bitch lacroix boy

Less stacked? The richest club in the world?
Of course you are right
And even tho,
>midfielder 0,80 goals per game
>Striker 0,78 goals per game
bye, you are not getting more of these you don't deserve them

that webm is from the CL retard

>scores hat tricks against Bayern, Atleti (best defense in the world), double against Juve

>Messi fags claim he only scores against malmoes and apoels

people who think playing well is related to or even dependent on scoring are always european, i wonder why

>massively offside goals

wait, whats wrong with la croix

>Ahhh, yes the offsides goals against a 10 men Bayern, the Holy "Dived Penalty/Shamefull TapIn/Deflected Free Kick" hattrick vs Atlético, etc...

Penaldo fans really think the world doesn't watch games, has no memory, and only care about stats like them

Still old as shit and thats supposed to be your reply to 'messi choked hard lately in CL'

We dont live in aids ridden shitholes where drug dealers behead people left and right therefore goals are enough for us, we dont need 18 mins highlights of dribbling against Girona.

take it easy bro, we are talking about football no need to spill your spaghetti on me

>implying bayern didnt have 2 penalties
>implying atletico freekick penalty wtf lol
Speaking of memory, yours is pretty fucking shit lmao.

>stats are irrelevant
>reality = spaghetti
wew keep on living the dream lad while Tsunaldo scores hattricks and doubles.

Thats the 2011 semifinal you mongol. It shows he literally doesnt need assists to score unlike tsuu who wait for someone to cross it in the penalty area

i'm just saying europeans are unable to properly discuss performance without bringing in irrelevant stats that inaccurately represent the game. your response doesn't seem to have anything to do with it and instead you just got angry and projected some dream of 1st world living standards to your shithole country as if we don't know who the real europeans are

Yeah, my bad, that was form the Liga. The CL one is the goal after the offsides, the goal after the lucky rebound and the tapin

>stats are shit except when Messi comes on top
lmao you stupid monkey and your yuropean knowledge, go watch some more pepsi commercials and Osasuna hattricks

People who point out that Messi is better rarely rely on goal numbers though

Right now Ronaldo is king of champions league and you're one hundred percent delusional if you think otherwise

Then it's a shit non objective opinion.

H-HOW DARE YOU TOUCH OUR LITTLE MAGICIAN BOY!!!!!! HE SCORES MORE LELIGA GOALS THAN P-PENALDO, EIBAR AND ALAVES GOALS ARE WHAT MATTERS!!!11

>7 years ago against Lasagna Diarra
i am not impressed , the same way you're not impressed by streets filled with pooping pajeets.

yeah goals against some Cypriot team matter more

this chelshit wont do shit they already ded. I think only barcelona can stop them, they are RM criptonyte.

>Ronaldo first (and currently only) player to score 100 CL goals with one club
>Ronaldo has been at Real for 5 less seasons than Messi has been at barca

not even worth meme'ing. Just K E K at your life

>writing off chelsea even though they've picked up form

literally tards of Sup Forums were spewing the same garbage about real madrid for the past 2 weeks, and look how that turned out.

messi fags are just delusional

>The success rate is higher — in the range of 75 to 80 percent — for penalties attempted after a foul is called in the box in regulation play.

>being this much of a crybaby

I really hope he does. But it seems the get more harder every season. The amount of refballs Real has been getting in the CL is insane.

>celebrating a penalty.

Yet again proof that Ronaldo is inferior.

Ronaldo gets compared to Messi. Messi gets compared to Pele and Maradona.

It's pathetic Ronaldo fans immediately clamor to talk about Messi whenever Ronaldo does anything. Inferior.

if x gets compared to y and y gets compared to b and c then x also gets compared to b and c
are you a fucking retard or do you not know of transitive properties?

he's right though, no youth talent is the 'next ronaldo', they are all the 'next messi'

>he knows Real can't take over Barça
kek, you're a closeted messifag

Because a hat trick against fucking APOEL matters so much more, right?

>being this much penaltybaby
lmaoing @ you

Of course the dribbling manlet from South America gets compared to other dribbling Manlets from South America

but then... why does poonaldo get compared with messi?

ronaldo can score 50 more goals than Messi and will never in his life be better than him lol

He's not the center forward

Would you compare a beta to a Chad or to a manlet like Messi?

>this flag
>this post

>that second goal off his knee luckily from one yard out

LOL

>its old so its irrelevant
>implying ronaldo could even get past busquets

It was a good reflex though

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>that dog dick

liverpool vs. real final, can't wait, gonna end 5-3 for real

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h..hes so big

>dog sporting a halfie
he knows he stands next to greatness

there are penises in those pictures

Antonella has a better ass desu.

Goals against teams with 10 players or less shouldn't count either. That´d destroy Messi's stats

>Messifags on suicide watch.

>b-b-but penalties shouldn't count!!!1!2
>b-b-but he plays for real Madrid!1!?2
>b-b-but a tap-in isn't a goal!?!111
>b-b-but he has modric and kroos in his team
>B-B-BUT Messi is a playmaker!11!!1!!1!!!


The absolute state of Missifags