How can I acquire just a pair of these for free? It’s my fetish...

How can I acquire just a pair of these for free? It’s my fetish. I don’t want to buy a whole pack and have it show up on my credit card, and I certainly don’t want to walk into a store and grab these looking like a child. All I wanna do is feel my boner against the fabric of the male panties. Please anons help, I need to get my rocks off.

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Please anons you need to help me

steal 'em from someone

I don’t know anyone who wears these things, I’ve already thought of that. My best bet was stealing from a someone but they turned out to be wearing something a little more mature

just order them nigga no one will give a shit if it's on your credit card.

I think I have a shot at stealing them, can you tell me if my idea is good? I walk into Walmart, find a package and take a pair out, disguise it with some shirts, go into changing room, put the man panties on, and then get home where I’m in pure ecstasy cum city. Good?

Just go to the store user
It honestly isn't that bad just fucking go and buy it, you don't need to think of it as weird
You aren't hurting anybody, you are seriously just buying underwear who cares

Amazon or ebay get it off online stores they're just jock undies no one care, if your worried about purchase history go to a drug store and get a pre paid credit/debit card that has limited funds and use that

I'm pretty sure they have tags on clothes in certain stores that go if you don't pay, but it could work if they're out of the package.

But they’re so girly and humiliating and that’s why they make me cum, why would a man buy those if he isn’t a child

I want to tear one out of the plastic packaging and wear it under my clothes so I can get it home

Why are you making a big deal about this? If you order by a card it will just show up as the amount you paid and it will say you paid it to Amazon. It doesn't say what the item actually is. That'll only be in your Amazon orders page, but if you really care that much then just delete the account.
What the fuck even are male panties?

Male panties = tighty whities please I just want to cum in them

If that's all they are you must be one colossally autistic faggot if this is too much for you.
They sell wearable rubber pussies for male crossdressers to wear and get fucked in on Amazon (at least in my part of the world). All you'll be buying is a pack of underwear

I don’t want a whole pack I just want one and all I wanted was help please don’t call me autistic just because I want my dick to be wet

Steal them from Wal-mart. Where baggy clothes, put them in your waist band when no one is looking, walk out quickly.

You think it could work? I know the employees don’t care

Easily. I used to waist-band video games from best buy and run past the thing. Set it off and just book it. The Employees will get FIRED if they chase you, its a huge liability so they are not allowed to stop you. AP sometimes can and will but you shouldnt have to worry about them unless youre in say, Chicago

Enjoy the humiliation of being caught, the embarrassment of explaining yourself, and any charges that occur if they do catch you

If the thought of wearing underwear turns you on, youre an autistic degenerate. Kys.

If the thought of wearing a girl’s pussy as condom for 45 second thrust turns you on your an autsitm degenerate. Kys.

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Just go in there, buy it and tell them it's for a gift and ask them to wrap it in wtf is so hard.