If home improvement was on today what would mark had become instead of a goth? Trans?

If home improvement was on today what would mark had become instead of a goth? Trans?

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alt-righter

You know full well

>"dad, im transexual"
>"AEUHHH?"

He'd be user, just like us
>"Mark, I'm really trying to understand but I guess I just don't-"
>"TRAPS AREN'T GAY DAD!"

swagfag emo trap rapper

Is goth or punk not around anymore? I haven't been in high school in a while.

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A neckbeard contrarian

>mark stop leaving your piss jugs in the hall, and pick up those FedEx boxes with your animu shit

I'd like to see Al and the crowd's reaction when Tim brings it up during the taping of tool time the next day.

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>Sentenced
Decent taste

>Dad, I'm trans..
>Hah hah, that's great! You wanna work on transmissions! I got this new high horse pow..
>D-Dad, no..

I think he would still be a goth. He was supposed to be going through a bad phase and I don't think TV execs would want to portray trans people in a negative light

youtube.com/watch?v=87-kfkXT1WA

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Hipster or a neo-nazi
Probably the latter because hipsters don't tend to attract too much attention

Laughed way harder at this than necessary

neo nazi is the new edge in the age of political correctness

There's a small pit of despair that reawakens in me whenever I remember that I'll never be able to see the original video this was making fun of.

Basically there's zero doubt that the new trend for young edgy teens is becoming alt-right (or neo-nazi, whatever you want to call it, it's the same shit at the end of the day).

>Oldest brother is the school jock
>Older brother is the school heat throb

Circa 2005 he would have been a scene or emo kid
Circa 2010 he would have been a hipster kid with the Buddy Holly glasses.

Today he would be the one on Sup Forums all the time and going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE irl

Goth and punk are dead.

>alt-right (or neo-nazi, whatever you want to call it, it's the same shit at the end of the day).

>Al is gay
>Wilson is a pedophile who gets more irate as the kids get older
>Brad becomes Neo-Nazi
>Mark kills himself on instagram
>Randy becomes Liberal hipster
>Jill is on Xanax all the time
>Heidi slowly becomes a man on Tool Time
>Tim does contracting jobs after Tool Time gets canceled because it's not safe for TV anymore; Drives a hybrid truck
>Bob Vila is his rival contractor

he's not wrong

>Mark
>Trans
>Mark Don't Give A Fuck What My Family And Normies Think Taylor being trans.

Goths might be degenerates but he was at least a based one. Imagine an LGBT character not making a show about being LGBT on a TV show. Fucking impossible right? He definitely would not be trans.

First time I've laughed at perfect spelling.

>Debbie Dunning aka Heidi aged like milk
Pour one out for my teenage faps

Fuggg

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>generation zyklon is rising

Include me in the screencap

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>Pour one out for my teenage faps

I'm holding a Negra Modelo with lime.

I don't think so, Tim.

>modelo
>worth anything
AEUHHH?

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I dunno what the fuck this shit movie is but DAMN

>not their first album

Everything after was crap. Still pretty cool for a show like this to include a rather obscure metal band.

lol

Goth was a superficial reaction to being an angsty teen. At the end of the day they wanted attention. That mentality is closer to SJW's than alt right faggots.

the other son was a manbun hipster

Tim.. had a hard life..

goth were overall marginals, just like the alt-righters

Tim had a great fucking life.

>awesome job doing what he loves, fucking around with heavy machinery
>great house
>hot wife
>smart kids that look up to him
>wise neighbour

>It's a Tim neglects his family by working on the Hotrod episode

>Best friend let him shittalk him constantly, allowing Tim the complete freedom and comfortability

>implying goths don't still exist

>nagging wife
>shit on by absolutely everyone in his life
>forced to get a vasectomy
>destroys everything he touches
>embarassed constantly on national television
>kids turn out to be weirdos who don't like anything he does

>implying that wasn't Chad-tier in the 90s

Nah they've grown up by now. At least my big sister and her friends did. They all are normal adults now.

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Alt right gamergater

>implying mark was tim's son

Reminds of AJ from Sopranos and his diverse taste for music. One episode he would be listening to marilyn manson and the next he would be into hip hop and rap.

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Militant Islamic migrant refugee

Apparently it's called emo now, they wear tight pants and have girl hair.

Brad the Chad. It fucking writes itself.

Whew.

This is seriously the gayest shit to ever write; are you jealous that dude got replies? Such a faggy thing to say. No one screencaps their comment, are you autistic?

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>gamergate
Am I in 2014?

lurk moar
(you)

A Bernie supporter
You cunts can make giggles all you want Tim Allen wouldn't do anything homo related

That was like 10 years ago.

>Bob Vila is his rival coke dealer
>He builds an army and goes to war against the Vila Cartel

Goth is still this weird thing on youtube now where people who apparently were around in the golden times(80's-90's) gloss about how it was back then. I've never seen anyone dressed like they were one at all for over 15 years now, unless I went to the goth club around here.

A good number of the bands are still around, mostly industrial bands though, and continue making albums.

>Tim does contracting jobs after Tool Time gets canceled because it's not safe for TV anymore; Drives a hybrid truck
>Bob Vila is his rival contractor

This would of actually been hilarious.