What are some good movies about nature?

What are some good movies about nature?

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Never trust humans that aren't afraid of spiders.

Spiders are shit, faggot.

Twister

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I'm wearing ear defenders to bed from now on

The Perfect Storm

Are those all spiders? What the fuck? Where is that?

I love spiders.

>letting the centipede crawl right back into the baby (ass)

8-Legged Freaks

>Mfw already wearing ear plugs at night but fear for my nose

Some Aussie town after a huge storm

Read his post again.

>tfw wear ear plugs regularly
>tfw nose is usually stuffed because of allergies

Can any Australians tell me how common this is?

Spiders wouldn't go for your nose (or mouth). They would be scared away by your breathing.

Protecting you from magpies

What about me constantly shoving my pinky in my ears at night and scratching the drum?

>mfw always wearing earplugs
>mfw always wearing noseplugs
>mfw never wearing buttplugs

Very common, happens every other month.

>Spiders wouldn't go for your nose (or mouth).
>or mouth

Lmao.

youtube.com/watch?v=0tEzwKmIsyU

The fact that I woke up with a half crushed spider in my mouth at night proves this wrong!!!!

Why has the rest of the world not banded together to sink this continent of horrors to the bottom of the ocean?

how the fuck do people sleep with ear plugs on? doesn't it crush your ears? i wear them at work and they completely fuck with my ears all day

Because Australia is hardly the worst place on earth in regards to things that want to kill you.

The Grey
The Edge

Get fitted earplugs, not those shitty one size fits all orange foam ear protectors.

Kek that reaction meme

The Bay.

Fuck white people.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

t. Funnelweb Spider

Imnevergoingintheoceanagainever.mov

funnelweb spiders are harmless you fag. If you want to bitch about anything from aussieland, bitch about the blue ringed octo's.

could this be any faker

Enjoy your ear spiders.

sometimes, accidents happen

be safe user

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is there a story behind this?

There was an old user who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how he swallowed a cow!
He swallowed the cow to catch the goat
He swallowed the goat to catch the dog
He swallowed the dog to catch the cat
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside him.
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I don't know why he swallowed that fly
Perhaps he'll die.

Nigger fell into a hole. Endy story.

I want to know more

They would get sucked into your airway, which would be an extremely painful death for them and an extremely uncomfortable sensation for you.

how about urethra worms?

the weebem had been edited, in the real version you can see the dumbass fall into water about 15m down. there are also people already in the water whom come to his aid immediately.

personal experience? or are you jus-
>realizing you're baneposting halfway through
cunt

Ah, good to know, thanks user

movie when?

>that one asshole user who ruins sleep for everyone
I hope you get urethra worms you faggot.

those guys are harmless

>Include for you
>Suddenly it's a banepost
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

Also this is from personal knowledge, your throat is basically lined with smooth muscle and its contractions would crush that spider.

Video is from Brazil not Australia fyi.

Anyway watch this shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnophobia_(film)

>The film made use of 374 Avondale spiders, from New Zealand, which were picked for their large size, unusually social lifestyle, and because they are essentially harmless to humans. They were guided around the set by the use of heat and cold, but the large "general" and "queen" were articulated models.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PhZghcHnGf8

>extremely painful
bro you swallowed a spider? that's prolly on my top 10 scariest things that could happen to me

Yeah, coughed it up and the thing was practically crushed into a tube.

I waited a long time for a standalone movie about the island in King Kong 2005 but it never happened

>mfw procured a large amount of chitinase from school and spray every arthopodfag I see with it
They literally fucking melt. I sprayed a big spider with an egg sack with it once and a day later I found it with half its body missing.

You know what man, I am just sick of the anti spider shit on Sup Forums, I think that if people were just a little less scared of us there would be more men

god the entire bug scene of that movie and the part with the centipedes was so great

Did the new movie have any good giant bug moments?

Comfy :) thx for that trip down memory lane user

>tfw we will never leave Earth and all these fucking murder animals behind in our lifetimes
Once we leave this world all other animals from Earth deserve to be banned from our colonies.

>implying

some fag will probably accidentally bring spiders or centipedes with them somehow and they will spread on your moon colony.

I always fantasize about creating a new world and the only bugs are butterflies and honey bees for pollination

All these spider posts and no mention of this

You didn't want to talk about nature movies at all, you just wanted discussion of real terrifying creatures. Please post actual scenes from movies next time to have discussion of movies.

>australian problems

WHY IS HE LETTING THAT SHIT GET AWAY WHAT THE FUCK

I honestly can't tell if that's a spider or a tick.

Are you blind?

He's lying, nobody has ever been able to produce this video.

does this shit IN ANY WAY harm a human?

It's a spider, a Huntsman, big as fuck but harmless

>blue ringed octo's.
Pussycats m8
Same as Funnlewebs, don't step in their territory and they won't get you. Plus they're beautiful compared to those nasty fucking spiders.

honestly, this day cant come soon enough. Fucking insects can remain behind in our radioactive polluted oil stained planet to die.

at least he had car insurance

Kek? If all humans suddenly vanished, insects would thrive.

I think it's already implied

See, that's just cool. I wanna know what that feels like.

snibeddi snabb :DDDD

muh childhood

Everyone shallows an average of 4 spiders during their sleep over their entire lives.

remember be cautious of bananas before grabbing them

You know, I've heard this so many times since I was a kid but I never actually found a reliable source which backed it up.

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>Visceral NOPE the likes of which I haven't previously experienced

Worse than Cartel/ISIS vids

>sun expands and consumes insects
>Meanwhile humans have ascended to space dwelling astral projections that control the universe
Man: ∞
Nature: 0

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Who would win in a fight, an erection spider or a BBC?

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NIGGA WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE HANDS?
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US!
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

>directed by M Night Shamadingdong

Those things kill people by biting them and giving them hour long erections. So the spider would BTFO the nigger.

>fall into water about 15m down
That's not much better. I dove the 10m in college and when you fuck up you've got time to think about it on the way down.

Shut the fuck up retard.

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No, the worm is ejecting its respiratory system and it's a common defense mechanism among annelids and echinoderms.

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>I think that if people were just a little less scared of us
>us

Must be a breeze to shitpost all day when you have 8 legs, eh spider?

dont make fun of its lil grabby claws