Why is germany winning all the gold medals?

Why is germany winning all the gold medals?

Thanks to Nazi human experimentation

>germifat

heh heh heh

Good job, my friend

4th Reich incoming

Merkel funding women's sports more + Germans are always somehow good in everything = more statpad golds

>Merkel funding women's sports more
you got it all wrong
merkel doning anything, lmao
most german athletetes are (sports) soldiers and work on some kind of meme degree in the meanwhile at minimum wage
also sports is responsibility of the minister of interior

Refugees

Because Germany : luge :: USA : snowboarding

imagine being ruled by some stasi whore and a us reality tv star
lol

At least we're not being ruled by an alcoholic wannabe soccer player.

would it be worse?
kanzler loddar
atleast there would be some bastard child popping up every few months

>implying Kanzler Loddar woudn't be totally based

well he would be a major lolcow and by that much better than everything we have to choose from now
dunno how "based" it would be though

>implying double luge isn't the best sport you sexually insecure schoolshooter

Only two of our gold medals are from luge.
Meanwhile, did you win anything aside from snow hipsterplank?

Do hispters as a scene exist in Germany?

what is berlin?

>mengy-kun

Basically in every big city.