*blocks you path*
*blocks you path*
kill jester
deh aht
but jester is our friend
she's shite
Aye but ah'm no a mere mortal, ah've got the Winged Sandals!
*paper rustles*
steel is heavier than feathers
but if you kill jester, you won't be able to complete your quest
steoo es hevyer n fevars.
Aye rememba bedda den anee cunt
...
Get Troll
I knoo, buh they both a kilogram.
You do not
Only little girls may block my path.
Are you related to one of our elves, traveleh?
kill jester
>scottish
>vaguely scottish
>fuck off
jester is dead. game over
Well worth it mate well worth it, gae rid o'er shez shite
*paper unrustles*
I could do with a delicious can of Barry's Red Cola "glug glug glug".
You've died, drowing in delicious Barry's Red Cola.
--get winged boots
Wot a wonderful fate m8
It makes me feel like opening a can of
Barry's Red Cola
*tsssh*
*glug glub glub*
Aaah
Barry's Red Cola.
--jump chasm
THAT IS PET'Y
Wehr mah soon's moneh, eh?!
thas not real wa-ah is it?
take fingah from skeleton
put fingah in lock
oooh danone
he's got a reaction oot a ya
Wot's in this room?
You tell me, traveleh.
>pages flipping
Oooh oooh. He fahted again!
*heh heh heh*
rare early limmy
youtube.com
>tfw up t' bloody tree
youtube.com
...
Get troll
JOMP DE CHASM
And for the first time in history, being Scottish was considered a measure of success. Sup Forums had yet again done the impossible, and reached new heights of stupidity.
literally /ourguy/
Limmy posting is fucking great
I do not understand how to get a troll traveler
AYE BUT AT WHAT COST?
AYE I DAE
Is he supposed to scouser or something
Scousers don't sound like that or use t'
it will be holiday surprise hahaha
WAAH
PYUR
WAAH