"And I said, vamos! Vamos! So Christiano scored...

"And I said, vamos! Vamos! So Christiano scored. At 2 - 1 it was easier for us and I felt that clapping would help my team, so I clapped and Marcelo scored."

>COME ON COME ON
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

fucking genius wow

not a single vamos tho

a) without mentioning his appearance or job, describe Zidane's personality

b) think of someone in sports, or entertainment in general, with less personality than Zidane

does he look good bald?

a) you fucking what monsiour ill fuckin do your 'ed in oui?

b) woy

How come this man is at more pressers than any other manager

a) Moor/paki who expects to be saved by his corrupt overlords
b) Penaldo: a robot like generic repressed homosexual

I dunno, he has to be pretty passionate to headbutt a wop for insulting a wop.

Who is Luis Enrique?

>tfw that's literally klopp-tier level of motivational skills

Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.

angry frenchman doing another strike because he doesn't want to work

alba

ZIDUMB WILL SURELY GET EXPOSED THIS TIME AROUND GUYS I SWEAR HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY IT IT!!!!

-increasingly nervous user for the 30th time in 3 years

...

G E N I U S

They never learn

10/10
Watch out for headbutts thou.

cute

>frenchman

if you win a world cup for a country you're more native than 90% of the population now

lads who speak french, does zidane sound like a retard when he speaks? he always looks like he's dumb as fuck but that might just be his face.

Kisses.

kissu and haggu!

>*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*
vs
>MUH HEAVRY METAHLLL FOOOTBALLLLRR

someone tell me pls

To be fair, when he talks on TV he looks like a soft spoken but very technical and knowledgeable manager.
He is also very respected, probably the most respected French manager by pundits
So not a retard, more a calm specialist who select his words

Tight enough to smell you.

Speak Christian

>He is also very respected, probably the most respected French manager by pundits
I thought you guys still loved Wonga?

Wenger doesn't work here and isn't especially successful, I won't say he's "loved"

and h-hold hands?

Fair. I thought he did commentary for France's NT games in the Euros/World Cup which would make him loved.

Well he is quite respected, as one of the most successful French manager, with Monaco and Arsenal.
People also like to make fun of him because he's useless as a commentator and only says "oui", and that Arsenal has been shit for some time now.

First we hold then you lick mine.

what a dream

His subs changed the game, this was no vamos

cancer

Explain the "VAMOS" meme

when zidane stands at the side all he says is "vamos! vamos!" followed by some nice gentle claps

>oui
kek

Zidane is a talentless hack so his management skills are just yelling vamos and clapping.

seething

>weebs

Zinedine Zidane is unironically one of the most talented managers in the world, as he proved yesternight by dominating the first half and making subs that changed the game in the second half.

This. Stop not rating the best modern manager.

>Sup Forums
>Rating

Zidane is an honorary American

oh shut the fuck up you somali moron. he was ballsy enough to bench bale in the middle of fucking wales against juve. he was ballsy enough to bench him again last night despite being in form and double despite isco being heavily criticized for customing the ball too much. he still plays benzema despite all. he can fucking coach you goddamn homo nigger. you should consider taking your own life

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